Ethan's Mansion - Address, Material Living Situation and Related Drama

[MirnaMinkoff]

If he leaves the state does the suspended sentence still come into play in another state? Could he be leaving because he is nervous about it? Or is it just that he's a bitch and is afraid that alogs will come knocking?

I highly doubt he can afford to move very far away from Richmond but even if he tried that means he’s rented a place sight-unseen and it will be fucking hilarious.

Unfortunately I think he’s just renting a new crack shack outside the Richmond city limits.

If only Ralph wasn’t such an incredible dumbass he’d could have bought a decent home outside of Richmond years ago. He managed to get nothing out of living with mommy and his bonus GG bucks after all. He missed his chance at buying a home during probably the most optimal time in his adult life.*

Instead he leeched off mom and then rented a crack shack in the ghetto. Now mortgage rates mean few will be buying homes and most renters are staying put. It’s a really shitty time to try and move for anyone, but hilariously awful if you have bad credit, no references, no savings and little time.

The best part is his new place will be a disaster because there’s no way anyone could find a good rental on short notice and a reasonable budget right now. Im glad Ralph has an $800 truck payment otherwise he might be able to put that money towards renting a decent place.

Good thing Ralph put his money and time towards asinine trips instead of securing a decent home for his family. Hopefully those sweet memories of reading KF in Lisbon will make living in a potty with Meigh and Rozy more tolerable.

Ralph’s new house is going to be a giant potty

Seriously, unless he hasn’t destroyed May’s credit and is able to pony up $2500 a month he’s moving to a potty outside the city limits.

If May’s low income, single mom HUD waiver came through it will be extra grotty because they can only use the waiver with slumlords that specialize in HUD waiver shit holes and the options for those are far worse than any non-welfare options.

I can’t wait to see the fancy new digs.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I'm excited to see how fast he manages to dox himself, I'm expecting a contender for a world record. Where could he be moving though?

An apartment would be cheaper than renting a whole house. Moving in with Meigh's parents would be even cheaper though. I bet they'd love to have a hollerin hog let loose at the ranch!

 

[Telemeter]

I'm excited to see how fast he manages to dox himself, I'm expecting a contender for a world record. Where could he be moving though?

An apartment would be cheaper than renting a whole house. Moving in with Meigh's parents would be even cheaper though. I bet they'd love to have a hollerin hog let loose at the ranch!

Dick told him he could hook him up, so Ralph's going to show up in LA and Dick's going to tell him: "Sorry bud, I was going to let you move into my guest room, but my spine exploded and I can't get up to open the door for you, maybe next time you need to move I can help, for sure"

 

[Muppetstudios]

Can we get a poll on how long before his new address gets doxxed? I'm saying 1 week

 

[H. H. Lovecraft]

What happened to Ronnie's old trailer?

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

What happened to Ronnie's old trailer?

You mean Ronnie’s house? Because it’s a house, not a trailer.

Anyway, It’s sitting vacant, boarded up. Gunt could go back to West Memphis and live rent-free but he’d have to get Ronnie’s house back in halfway decent shape, plus he’d be living around folks he went to school with. It’s hard to pretend to be a Ralphamale when all your neighbors remember you being bullied so hard your mom had to pull you out of school.

 

[MrBond]

Hollerin Hawg run out of town by people leaving corn on his front step.

His address will get leaked again in no time, but in the mean time what state do you think he's moving to? I'm voting Florida since no personal income tax and Pantsu is just like one of those weirdo 30 somethings that's way to into fuckin Disney.

Though he could also be livin out his dream and move to Vegas where he can lose money making dumb sports bets and fuck all the black hookers he wants.

Vegas would be a good idea honestly. Save him some money. Rent for an apartmnet is like 12-1500 a month which is about the same as Richmond. Go on Ralph. Live your best life and move to Vegas or Reno or Phoenix lol

 

[Daily Affirmation]

If he moves to West Memphis like the true white nigger that he is, he'll pay no rent and live minutes from a casino. Also he'd have affordable black hookers on tap 24/7.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Vegas would be a good idea honestly. Save him some money. Rent for an apartmnet is like 12-1500 a month which is about the same as Richmond. Go on Ralph. Live your best life and move to Vegas or Reno or Phoenix lol

Really isn't looking on Zillow. He couldn't get a house but $1500 would get him a decent two bedroom apartment. What was he paying for the current place? I assume anything over that is out of his price range.

Of course being in Vegas would mean he's in range of Vickers fucking with him.

Atlantic City got mentioned. Ralph could probably afford it, and he can go hollerin on the boardwalk in between getting kicked out of the Tropicana and Bally's.

Also unrelated but if anyone goes to Atlantic City to fuck with Ralph the Knife and Fork Inn is a really good restaurant you should stop at afterwards.

 

[2lolis1cup]

I know of only one state that would make a more entertaining show other than Vickers.



The idea Ralph could unironically live a 1/2 hour from Rekieta and Jim would invert the lolcow laws.

Do it Ralph show those A-logs that you can live in their state and show up to their house when ever you wanted. You might just want to eat at the restaurants they frequent too. It's not stalking if you live there as well. Show them how powerless they are to stop you from being their neighbor.

Edit: I found you a perfect town it's an hour drive to both of their houses.

 

[ManBearHog]

Looks like their landlord is tired of their shit and either refused to renew their lease or jacked the rent up to where Meigh’s parents were no longer willing to foot the bill.

I wonder where Gunt will go? If he’s smart he’ll go back to West Memphis and live in Ronnie’s Crack Shack but knowing him they’ll probably just try and move into Meigh’s parent’s place or maybe a rental property they own?

There’ll always be the swamp

 

[zero-who]

I know of only one state that would make a more entertaining show other than Vickers.

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The idea Ralph could unironically live a 1/2 hour from Rekieta and Jim would invert the lolcow laws.

Do it Ralph show those A-logs that you can live in their state and show up to their house when ever you wanted. You might just want to eat at the restaurants they frequent too. It's not stalking if you live there as well. Show them how powerless they are to stop you from being their neighbor.

Edit: I found you a perfect town it's an hour drive to both of their houses.

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I can't imagine Ralph is fiscally responsible enough to pay rent on a monthly basis. I hope he can prove me wrong, though.

 

[MrBond]

There’ll always be the swamp

THE SWAMP LOL. I legit lol'd at that. I forgot all about his swamp land. He can build him a little hovel out there and be like shrek!

 

[Telemeter]

Looks like their landlord is tired of their shit and either refused to renew their lease or jacked the rent up to where Meigh’s parents were no longer willing to foot the bill.

If the landlord had anything to do with it i'm sure it was him getting tired of all the noise complaints from the incessant hollerin.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I think something non alog related happened to spurn this and we're reaching some sort of tipping point.

yea his lease is up.

 

[Telemeter]

I can't imagine Ralph is fiscally responsible enough to pay rent on a monthly basis. I hope he can prove me wrong, though.

Ralph is probably making 6 figures, not by much, but enough to get along comfortably if he didn't blow it all on his vices. Rent is probably the one thing he does cover but that doesn't make him a good tenant going by how much of a pig sty his room looked like in the sex tape.

 

[EyeGuy]

Just now, in the midst of bragging about how the Faggot Farms will never find him, Ralph got triggered by "the hater chat" and let slip that he's moving out of state. Thanks Ralph! Already making the aylawgs' jobs easier.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

He wont move that far away, he needs to keep close to May's parents. My guess is somewhere close to Atlantic City since he talked about moving to Vegas but that's not happening unless May has officially been disowned.

Meigh doesn't want to live in NJ, she doesn't want to live in NY "because it gets cold". It's either vegas or florida. Both are perfect white trash havens for him and both are extremely cheap to live.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Meigh doesn't want to live in NJ, she doesn't want to live in NY "because it gets cold". It's either vegas or florida. Both are perfect white trash havens for him and both are extremely cheap to live.

I'm leaning toward Florida. Ralph's audience will like that because Florida is now based and Ralph has a scheduled date with Baked Alaska down there at some point. It's also closer to his favorite hooker, the one that Warski said was willing to kiss him on the mouth.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Meigh doesn't want to live in NJ, she doesn't want to live in NY "because it gets cold". It's either vegas or florida. Both are perfect white trash havens for him and both are extremely cheap to live.

Florida has many casinos for the Gunt to burn his cash on. Plus it’s in the South and warm and Ralph/AF seems to be obsessed with the state.