Ethan's Mansion - Address, Material Living Situation and Related Drama

[Donuteater]

Unfortunately Ralph will probably just use this information to negotiate a discount the next time he needs a babysitter while May is at work. Crying babies really kill the mood when you're trying to smoke up some fine af negress.

He doesn't need a discount, his neighbors are happy to help for free.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I don’t know how it works, but do RSOs usually shack up together like that? That’s 2 houses in a one block area. All around Ralph lol. Are there certain areas they have to live? Aren’t they supposed to be a certain amount of distance away from children?
Also for you guys with kids, do you ever check the RSO before you move to a new area? I do. Why wouldn’t you?

It could be coincidence, but the more likely answer is those addresses are probably halfway houses/group homes specifically for ex-cons and sex offenders. They're commonplace in shitty areas, exactly like where ralph lives. IIRC the two largest prisoner re-entry programs are based in Richmond. While it's still a terrifying thought to be surrounded by sex pests, at least they have regular visits from their parole officers. I bet ralph and may let rozy go outside and play unsupervised as soon as she can walk. RIP

 

[HotdogWater]

Just over $1200 a month

That's actually insane. Imagine paying that much to live in a guntshack when you can pay the exact same to rent an apartment downtown in a coastal city on the Great Lakes.


Not to mention most mortgages for decent starter homes are about half that monthly, as long as you're not house shopping in a retardedly high market area like L.A.


No wonder bog hog's zoomer paypiggies love to waste their money on him: their idol is the model citizen for wigger financial irresponsibility.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

That's actually insane. Imagine paying that much to live in a guntshack when you can pay the exact same to rent an apartment downtown in a coastal city on the Great Lakes.


Not to mention most mortgages for decent starter homes are about half that monthly, as long as you're not house shopping in a retardedly high market area like L.A.


No wonder bog hog's zoomer paypiggies love to waste their money on him: their idol is the model citizen for wigger financial irresponsibility.

Most Ghetto hoods try to rent to HUD subsidized renters so they Jack up the rent because federal govt is paying 90 % of it. I bet the landlords were shocked to get a non-HUD renter willing to pay that rent.

But they also have to live in a ghetto and overpay because Ralph has terrible credit. Even with $1200 a month no decent rentals or landlords would touch him, so he’s only going to find hoods and trailer parks willing to put him on a lease.

RALPH Listen up this is important.
Serious one for you buddy.
I did a RSO check for your neighborhood. You have 102 RSO living within one mile of your house.
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Let’s narrow it down further.
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That's actually insane. Imagine paying that much to live in a guntshack when you can pay the exact same to rent an apartment downtown in a coastal city on the Great Lakes.


Not to mention most mortgages for decent starter homes are about half that monthly, as long as you're not house shopping in a retardedly high market area like L.A.


No wonder bog hog's zoomer paypiggies love to waste their money on him: their idol is the model citizen for wigger financial irresponsibility.

The red pin is your address, 202 east 37th st.
The red point to the north is 112 east 37th st.
Guess who lives there?
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Yep, just these three fellas, just living in a crack shack, all three of them, right up the block from you. Pretty cozy huh?
But wait, it gets better.
Go back to the map.
See your house, then see the red point RIGHT BEHIND YOUR HOUSE?
Guess who lives there?

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ANOTHER CRACK SHACK FULL OF REGISTERED SEX OFFENDERS? They are literally in the house behind yours. When you have a cookout you can wave to the 3 sex offenders. Maybe invite them over and talk about what it’s like being sex offenders. You can feel superior because you’re not a Registered SO, YET. LOL! HAHA! I’m sure they aren’t keeping tabs on all the times you leave May and the baby alone or anything.
Anyways, Happy Spite Mothers Day to your Spite Fiancée!

Most of Richmond is a total crime ridden shithole. It’s like Baltimore but with less heroin and more meth. Perfect for trash like Gunt.

(There are obviously a few nice sections in Richmond and more outside the city limits, but Gunt lives in an area that gives Richmond the crime ridden shithole rep.)

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

No wonder Gunt doesn't go out and meet people in his shithole neighborhood.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Someone just ran over a motorcyclist at the intersection of Hull and 37th St, which is about one block away from Ralph’s house.
See 37th St back there, great neighborhood Ralph.

 

[AnOminous]

Someone just ran over a motorcyclist at the intersection of Hull and 37th St, which is about one block away from Ralph’s house. View attachment 3271787
See 37th St back there, great neighborhood Ralph.

I'm surprised the Ralphamale manages to live in the American equivalent of Mogadishu without getting stomped, meanwhile he goes to a civilized place like Lisbon and gets his skull smashed so hard his eyes now face in different directions.

Maybe it's that the inhabitants of this child molester filled pit of scum recognize Ralph as one of their own.

In Lisbon, he is more of an insult to their country than rapefugees.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I'm surprised the Ralphamale manages to live in the American equivalent of Mogadishu without getting stomped, meanwhile he goes to a civilized place like Lisbon and gets his skull smashed so hard his eyes now face in different directions.

Maybe it's that the inhabitants of this child molester filled pit of scum recognize Ralph as one of their own.

In Lisbon, he is more of an insult to their country than rapefugees.

It’s why he’s always so desperate to travel. He’s pretty much an isolated hobbit who never leaves his ghetto attic unless it’s for a drug run to DC or a casino trip. He even makes May and Roz be his personal ubereats delivery driver. This is why May had to finally learn to drive by herself at 25, to get food for the rage pig.

Michael Cisco meat fest and raping Alice were the only two social activities Ralph has had all year in Richmond

I do love the fact that KC ruined Ralph’s casino trips. Casinos were the equivalent of church to the rage pig and now he can’t even get COMPed with out thinking of PPP and Andy.

 

[AltisticRight]

$1,200 a month for that piece of shit? If it was ever appraised (if the County Auditor could be bothered to make the rounds in that ghetto), he’d probably find out his truck is probably worth more than that house, not including the land.

It's only a matter of time until one of them gets pissed at all the trashy music and loud hollering, and takes matters into their own hands.
A frantic Ralphamale: ahhh ahhhhh OFFICAH OFFICAH THEM NIGGAZ ALAWGIN MEH THEY TRYNAH TAME MAH HORSE OFFICA
Virginian PD: Oh just another one of those fan forum calls (according to Ralph) or maybe it's this Laura Southson woman we've been hearing about?
- Hangs up -

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I'm surprised the Ralphamale manages to live in the American equivalent of Mogadishu without getting stomped, meanwhile he goes to a civilized place like Lisbon and gets his skull smashed so hard his eyes now face in different directions.

Maybe it's that the inhabitants of this child molester filled pit of scum recognize Ralph as one of their own.

In Lisbon, he is more of an insult to their country than rapefugees.

Ralph lives in a pretty bad area, but he's also a pussy. He usually knows when to shut his mouth(off the internet where he knows he will get beat badly), when he's not with a group of like-minded retards like in knoxville/miami/texas etc he goes full bitch mode. There's a perfect clip somewhere on this board of him walking out in public and his female companion starts getting loud and talking shit and he quickly shuts it down "shhh stop noo stop those guys don't fuck around". He gets scared immiedately. I'm sure this is how gunt acts locally. Lisbon probably caught him off guard, new place, not realizing lisbon is actually pretty gangster. Especially the specific part of Lisbon he was in, it's infamous for being infested with organized gangs who work together and control large pieces of territory selling drugs, prostitution, and robbing tourists at gunpoint. He also got black out drunk. Now his official story was, he was drunk sitting on the ground and someone stole his purse, he let his mouth run and got beat down to his knees without throwing a single punch. It's believable. However, Alice's story is he propositioned a girl/hooker and it went south, honestly more believable.

 

[AnOminous]

Lisbon probably caught him off guard, new place, not realizing lisbon is actually pretty gangster. Especially the specific part of Lisbon he was in, it's infamous for being infested with organized gangs who work together and control large pieces of territory selling drugs, prostitution, and robbing tourists at gunpoint.

There's not a city in the world where you can't find an ass-kicking if you're looking for one, but you have to be up to some sketchy shit even to be the places that happens. They have the usual tourist snatch and grabs as well, like everywhere, but if they started shooting and stabbing rich tourists who were up to no mischief (unlike Ralph), they'd be shut the fuck down.

The difference between a bad city and a good city is in a good city, if you avoid the parts where bad people go to do bad things, bad things probably will not happen to you.

The man purse story is definitely believable too though. As ugly as that fucking thing was, about Ralph's speed, the type of organized gangs who rip off tourists can recognize what kind of things have resale value and that does, and also probably contains all kinds of other gay consoomer electronics in it. I just don't find that situation where he even had time to mouth off enough to get hit believable. These guys are really good at relieving drunks of shit so quickly the drunk hasn't even realized he's been fleeced before they're on their way.

I maintain that even a robbery gang prefers things to go smoothly and sending someone in for facial reconstruction surgery isn't smoothly. I think it was personal. I mean if the truth weren't shameful, why would the Ralphamale come up with an embarrassing cover story about being relieved of his man purse?

Anyway, this sort of confirms that this pudgy little manlet degenerate can be taught to shut his cock holster with a beating or two, and confirmed that he's been beaten up in his own neighborhood at least once because he's too stupid to know when not to run his mouth without being punched in it.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

That particular intersection, 37th and Hull St, has had 20 accidents since 2018. Even in the shithole Southside it’s a notoriously dangerous turn. I wonder if that affects his car insurance?
Ralph, what kind of man lives with his spite family in such a place, literally surrounded by at least 4 halfway houses for Registered Sex Offenders, in the violent crime ground zero for the tri-cities?

 

[Obscura539]

“You wish you could live that good.”

It’s pretty obvious that the fabulously wealthy Ralphamale could easily purchase a home in a better area for his expanding family. I have to say. The only issue is that Ralphamale is not a simp. Why should an elite male spend resources on a woman and child? Do you understand!?! A Ralphamale is not Gator! He’s not going to live like that. If you try to better the life of your wife and child you’re a simp. To be quite real.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I don’t know how it works, but do RSOs usually shack up together like that? That’s 2 houses in a one block area. All around Ralph lol. Are there certain areas they have to live? Aren’t they supposed to be a certain amount of distance away from children?
Also for you guys with kids, do you ever check the RSO before you move to a new area? I do. Why wouldn’t you?

If they are supposed to live a certain distance from children / young families then Reroll was already doomed due to living with May

 

[Christorian X]

If they are supposed to live a certain distance from children / young families then Reroll was already doomed due to living with May

Anyone else curious about what the schools will be like for ReRoll Rozy?

 

[SploogeInspectorGeneral]

Tbf it would be pointless because empty McDonald's bags and Twinkie wrappers cover the whole floor anyways

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Anyone else curious about what the schools will be like for ReRoll Rozy?

Town Bicycle

 

[Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet)]

Yuck. No a/c in Virginia would suck.

Appliances come with the rental. I’m surprised he can’t find somewhere better. He can literally live anywhere.

 

[Christorian X]

Town Bicycle

Haha, I meant more like quality of school but I def lol'd at your thinking.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Not a bad house for a 20 year old with a roomie given the typical cost of housing in the area.

Or...I mean a dude who is totally loaded and top of the sector and not a broke ass fat retard.