What? Literally just wash your dishes when you're done with them. Dishwashers are for restaurants.
If you enjoy washing a mountain of smelly disgusting dishes from 3+ people that constantly fill up your sink - taking up your precious free time every day - instead of loading a mountain of dishes into a box where you can’t see them and pressing a button that does it for you, then your statement makes total sense.
Yeah, I can’t imagine not having a dishwasher. The time save is nice and I will never get them cleaner than it could. It’s literally scrape into the garbage throw into box. Give it a try.
The patio was probably made that size to accommodate outside gatherings since you can only fit like five people in the house at one time.
He smokes cigars in there. He's absolutely gonna lose the deposit on that alone plus I've heard from people who have lived with him IRL or visited him (not sure which exactly) that his house is fuckin gross. Look at the gunt tape his room is fuckin filthy and just a complete wreck.
We just take a quick shower if we shit.
The vast majority of Americans buy their houses from big development firms that put together cheap houses built to the minimum passable code and use things like big garages (unheated space, cheap to add) and his&her sinks to impress buyers, not up-market appliances. If it didn't come with the house, most people don't bother replace an appliance until it breaks, and once you've not used one for decades you tend not to be thinking about it when replacing a toilet, if you ever even need to replace your toilet in the first place.
$1,200 a month for that piece of shit? If it was ever appraised (if the County Auditor could be bothered to make the rounds in that ghetto), he’d probably find out his truck is probably worth more than that house, not including the land.
Unfortunately Ralph will probably just use this information to negotiate a discount the next time he needs a babysitter while May is at work. Crying babies really kill the mood when you're trying to smoke up some fine af negress.
Hmm well if the license theory is true ralph being in an sex offender heavy area might be explained by he himself being one
I mean Ralph's house is a crack shack full of unregistered sex offenders, so...
They're supposed to be a certain distance away from schools, but it'd be impossible to move them around every time a household near them added a child/a family moved in.
