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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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I love how Harry has been openly bullying Meigh lately:
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The Chinese have it wrong, it isn't the year of the wood snake: ITS THE YEAR OF THE FIRE HOG
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I'm reminded of this Suno song I made, now more relevant than ever:
 
She stole Harry's credit card details to ruin her own life. The comeuppance was instant.

I'm glad he won't let her forget it. :story:
 
Ralph is a pussy and he either takes it back or apologizes and kisses Juju's cow costume.

He even tried to walk back to the catboy fuhrer and to Baldo.
 
Piggertits is mad that the shyster (non-practicing) lawyer stole LOTY from him twice in the row, so he's doing everything he can to get that spot in 2025. This is his last chance too, there is no way he is surviving to 2026 at this rate.
 
God damn I love late Christmas presents, thanks Ethan for thinking about all of us ❤️ it’s okay if it’s a little late buddy, as always it’s the (irrational, retarded) thought that counts
 
Don't give up Ralph! You know where Dax lives. Show up and fire up your livestream and start screaming!
 
Ralph is a pussy and he either takes it back or apologizes and kisses Juju's cow costume.

He even tried to walk back to the catboy fuhrer and to Baldo.
I had presumed he went quiet because he was speaking to Vito behind the scenes, as he was treating him with kid gloves on X.

Based on what was said on that BPITU clip, I am not so sure.

That said he went dark midday, and was looking for somewhere to stay. He could have slept on a park bench for all we know. I doubt he went back to Mexico in the state he's in, but I guess it's not outside the realm of possibilities - he fly's into San Diego to see Xander doesn't he? - but this is probably him recounting when he got beaten by bouncers, phone smashed, last time around. Maybe the "fine" was him getting extorted. No paperwork :).
 
Juju the cow is missing out on so much cawweentent. You could have fousey style freakouts between the gunt and his bangmaid
 
If Ralph is quitting streaming, he's giving up on life.
"Right now, I'm just living to spite the hater's" bros, I don't feel so good...

Could he finally have had enough... of himself and his garbage life choices? The same ones that have led him down this road?
 
It's not possible he's turning on Juju... It's not scientifically possible, our models don't ever anticipate this, our prediction technology can't even factor it in....
I’m not gonna celebrate until Ralph calls Dax the J(J) word.

SAY HIS NAME RALPH.

Aren't all of his latest social media postings proper cause for revoking his visitation rights?
If being a retard on social media was a criteria for losing visitation no child in America would see their biological father.

“Ahh yes Mr Ralph, I see here you’ve been making attempts to keep up with visitation and paying child support… However, we need to talk about your cringe
social media posts…”
 
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