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Smoke escaped from the shack. The poor little guy looks less than thrilled to be back

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Smoke decided to go outside because he saw Kitty Food Mountain and when the Gunted Ambien Zombie left the door open because he was sleepwalking, knew he'd be better off with the feral dogs.
 
So let me guess he got outside because Ralph took so many pills he left the door open when he went out to smoke
 
I can't believe this only crossed my mind now, but think about it.

Julius Caesar had an affair with Cleopatra.

Julius Caesar. Jcaesar87.

Cleoptra. Cleo the cat.

:story:
HOE LEE.
THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS A COINCIDENCE.
RALPH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE, BUDDY?
THINK ABOUT HOW MUCH RALPH USED TO LARP ABOUT HIS KNOWLEDGE OF ANCIENT ROME.

(:diddler: "Mah favorite book is Eye, Clawdius!")
 
:diddler: AMBIEN, set ahn alarm fer mah flight.

... aww, shiet. Ah can't bu-leave dis strange reackshun ah'm havin' tew AMBIEN.
 
Ralph's seriously gonna blame Smoke/Cleo for why he has little cuts and bruises and not the face plant he did on stream. His brain is fried if he thinks that bold of a lie will pass as an excuse when there is literal 'pictorial ebidance.'
 
Mynameisdark said:
Ralph's seriously gonna blame Smoke/Cleo for why he has little cuts and bruises and not the face plant he did on stream. His brain is fried if he thinks that bold of a lie will pass as an excuse when there is literal 'pictorial ebidance.'
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He really is. Every time you think he can't sink any lower with his pathetic lies, he manages to surprise you.
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Jesus Christ Ralph, we all saw you stumbling around disoriented with a laceration on your face like some kind of fat Joe Biden.
 
Is he having a Cobes moment rn and incorrectly mashing phrases together to try and impress his peers?

You're either a spare part or surplus to requirements. Great job, lover of the written word. :story:
 
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