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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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The Fat Man returns!
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So did Ralph leave Mexico to go visit his dead/dying dog and that’s the reason for a hiatus?
I’m sure that (Jew kid) misses his dog after Ralph Epstein’ed it over a kitchen chair.
 
Haru Okumura said:
'Cheating means you're not a real conservative' is an interesting take from somebody that has cheated on every single romantic partner he's ever had.
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Another case of Gunt's Law, where anything Ralph accuses anyone of, without exception, is something he's done himself, but worse.
 
IrrelevantJackDoe said:
Taking a day off the internet because your family pet is dying is honestly a very reasonable reaction from Ralph. If he had more moments of honest human pathos like this he wouldn't be such a lolcow.
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Even if he was just getting blackout drunk to dull the pain that's still a more reasonable response than immediately launching a dog funeral grift livestream which is more or less than what I'd expect of him.
Lame Entropy said:
Yeah, here's the Ralphacat. Her name is Cleo, posting her here since it's been a while since she's been mentioned or seen (as far as I know). She's like 8 or 9 years old.
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I love cats that look grumpy all the time.
 
disavow said:
And who will marry them? He has been making noises about interest in Catholicism but hasn't done any RCIA classes, etc. so I doubt it is a traditional church wedding.
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I assume Dick Masterson will be the pretend minister in this pretend wedding.
 
disavow said:
And who will marry them? He has been making noises about interest in Catholicism but hasn't done any RCIA classes, etc. so I doubt it is a traditional church wedding.
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My first guess would be Michael Sisqo and the event will be filmed like the bowling event was, so you’ll just be it going on off to the side. Maybe.

FWIW I know someone who is a legit Rector in the Church of Dudism. Pay him the money, room, and board up front and he’ll officiate.
 
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