Ethan Ralph's shitlist

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Who's at the top?

  • Jim Medicare

    Votes: 275 69.6%
  • Shyster Lawyer

    Votes: 8 2.0%
  • Broke dick Null

    Votes: 88 22.3%
  • Flamenco/ Gator

    Votes: 15 3.8%
  • PPP/ Warski

    Votes: 17 4.3%
  • Cog and the Gunt Slayer

    Votes: 7 1.8%
  • Random Portuguese Whore who beat him up and stole his purse

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • Vickers/ Faith

    Votes: 26 6.6%
  • Meigh

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Adrienne Blair and other ex's

    Votes: 2 0.5%
  • His mother

    Votes: 5 1.3%
  • God

    Votes: 19 4.8%
  • Himself

    Votes: 69 17.5%

  • Total voters
    395
  • Poll closed .
Rekieta actually used to be in the chearleading squad in high school (LOL), so he at the least used to have a very active lifestyle when he was younger, probably not so much now that he's over 40 and streaming most of the day, but has generally kept the good health habits, that's why he looks 20 years younger than Ralph despite being older.
Rekieta is over 40? Damn, son, I thought he was 35 tops, he is very youthful. Yeah, thats what generally healthy lifestyle gets you.

I'm pretty sure that's the reason Rekieta went hard on Ralph after Ralph went after his family as a reaction to his fart joke.

If Ralph had just attacked Rekieta, Rekieta would probably have just have shrugged it off and moved on with nothing more than a self-deprecating joke about being a shyster and a light jab back at Ralph.

But Ralph went for his family, and Rekieta is a real family man, something Ralph has no concept of and will never be, that basically marked Ralph as an eternal punching bag to Rekieta, he will expose and make fun of him in front of tens of thousands of people, more than Ralph will ever be able to talk to, and still consider it falling short of what Ralph deserves for attacking his wife and children.
Machiavelli wrote that if you want to make an enemy who will never forgive or forget- go after that persons money or honor. By "honor" he also meant family.
 
I think Null is someone who Ralph actually hates
Definitely this, that's why I think he's at the top. Like it's not even just "he hates him"; there was a stream he did a few weeks ago I think, when this site was down for a few hours, and someone in his chat told him or sent him a superchat, and he starts off innocently (well, innocent for Ralph) enough by going "oh, wow, that's such a shame, it'd be such a shame if the site was down forever" and then went to "I'd be a shame if he got captured by some foreign intelligence agency and was tortured". I'm paraphrasing, but if I can find the clip I'll post it because he's so visceral in his hatred of Josh.
 
Realistically I think he hates Vickers the most. I'm pretty sure Gator said the same when he was on Kino Casino.
Vickers has brought more of Ralph's dirty laundry to light than most other people on the list, excluding Ade.
And while everyone else has collectively damaged Ralph's reputation, viewership, and paypig numbers, Vickers is the only one directly going after his wallet with frivolous and not-so-frivolous lawsuits, as well as child support. That's not even getting into him using Xander to fuck with Ralph, something even alot of Kiwis and A-logs think is going to far.

Also, I can say with a fair amount of certainty Josh is higher on the list than PPP.
In Gator's leaked texts, Ralph actually sounded quite regretful that he couldn't work with PPP, and that he wished they could team up against Josh.
Ralph probably sees a kindred spirit in PPP, they're both big into the wrestling showmanship and kayfabe shit, they're both fat weirdos obsessed with drama. Hell he might even write off some of PPP's criticisms as some form of kayfabe.
And they've been known to work together and even ease off at times (PPP talks about easing off of Ralph and teaming up with him to go after Tea clips because he wanted to do a RV with Ralph (this was before the Faith arc), Flamencogeddon, the Warski fight, etc.)

Ralph and Josh are very different, so there's an inherent clash.
Josh doesn't like kayfabe or showmanship, what he says is usually what he thinks, so you can't write off his criticisms as him playing things up.
And on top of that, unlike PPP who has been a-logging Ralph for nonstop for years, Josh used to be on good terms with him, and when they were friends, the Kiwifarms wasn't going at him very hard.
This not only adds an element of betrayal, but Ralph probably sees Josh as controlling the sentiments of Kiwifarms, so he thinks that when Josh turned against him, Kiwifarms followed suit.

Metokur and Gator are weird cases. My gut instinct tells me Ralph can't bring himself to really hate either of them, since they contributed so much to the success of his show, and he clearly viewed both of them as close friends.
I also try thinking logically, that compared to PPP who's been a-hogging Ralph for around 4 years, Josh who's been doing so for 2, he wouldn't have as much resentment built up towards Metokur and Gator who have only been a-hogging him for a couple months.
But this is Ralph we're talking about, so logical thinking is already out the window. Ralph might think of it in terms of how significant their betrayal is, in which case Metokur and Gator are easily the most significant betrayals he'll ever have.
 
It's either PPP or Josh since this whole shitshow started actively with the corn harvest joke while PPP was there from the beginning of his downfall
 
Realistically I think he hates Vickers the most. I'm pretty sure Gator said the same when he was on Kino Casino.
Vickers has brought more of Ralph's dirty laundry to light than most other people on the list, excluding Ade.
And while everyone else has collectively damaged Ralph's reputation, viewership, and paypig numbers, Vickers is the only one directly going after his wallet with frivolous and not-so-frivolous lawsuits, as well as child support. That's not even getting into him using Xander to fuck with Ralph, something even alot of Kiwis and A-logs think is going to far.

Also, I can say with a fair amount of certainty Josh is higher on the list than PPP.
In Gator's leaked texts, Ralph actually sounded quite regretful that he couldn't work with PPP, and that he wished they could team up against Josh.
Ralph probably sees a kindred spirit in PPP, they're both big into the wrestling showmanship and kayfabe shit, they're both fat weirdos obsessed with drama. Hell he might even write off some of PPP's criticisms as some form of kayfabe.
And they've been known to work together and even ease off at times (PPP talks about easing off of Ralph and teaming up with him to go after Tea clips because he wanted to do a RV with Ralph (this was before the Faith arc), Flamencogeddon, the Warski fight, etc.)

Ralph and Josh are very different, so there's an inherent clash.
Josh doesn't like kayfabe or showmanship, what he says is usually what he thinks, so you can't write off his criticisms as him playing things up.
And on top of that, unlike PPP who has been a-logging Ralph for nonstop for years, Josh used to be on good terms with him, and when they were friends, the Kiwifarms wasn't going at him very hard.
This not only adds an element of betrayal, but Ralph probably sees Josh as controlling the sentiments of Kiwifarms, so he thinks that when Josh turned against him, Kiwifarms followed suit.

Metokur and Gator are weird cases. My gut instinct tells me Ralph can't bring himself to really hate either of them, since they contributed so much to the success of his show, and he clearly viewed both of them as close friends.
I also try thinking logically, that compared to PPP who's been a-hogging Ralph for around 4 years, Josh who's been doing so for 2, he wouldn't have as much resentment built up towards Metokur and Gator who have only been a-hogging him for a couple months.
But this is Ralph we're talking about, so logical thinking is already out the window. Ralph might think of it in terms of how significant their betrayal is, in which case Metokur and Gator are easily the most significant betrayals he'll ever have.
The thing with Jim though is...

You hate someone you love/loved who "betrays" you far more than others.

The deeper the love, the deeper the hate.
 
It's been three days or so since Ralph has had a new Ralph VS thread. I fully expect a new one today.
 
He probably is running out of people willing to interact with him. With child support looming he needs to increase his income. The drama helps, but it’s not sustainable. He constantly needs to create more crazy antics to keep attention on him and NOT look like a total bitch to his audience. Targets with large audiences are ideal. Some are bound to generate hate donations. That’s probably why when people make money off content covering him it drives him insane. I give it 4 more days before a new target appears.
 
Ralph’s hatred is fueled by his innate desire to be hated/infamous, like a heel in pro wrestling. He wants to be in the middle of the ring, making claim after claim about his greatness and verbally shouting at his opponents. What he doesn’t understand is that the inevitable pay-off to appease the fans, is scripted. Vince McMahon and Ric Flair don’t actually get beat up, don’t actually go to jail and pay fines, don’t actually get kicked out of friendly circles and deplatformed, don’t actually take chair-shots (and those that did end up like Chris Benoit or Mick Foley). Ralph is, in fact, his own biggest mark.
 
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