Ethan Ralph's shitlist

[TitchBitties]

I voted for Jim in the poll but reading some other responses convinced me Null is probably still at the top overall

 

[Ketamine Kat]

This thread is pointless as it will never be accurately and live-updated to reflect the fact that the Gunt burns bridges faster and more frequently than any one of us changes underwear.

It's an impossible endeavor.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Wouldn’t a shitlist imply that he actually likes them? He is the loathsome Dung Eater after all.

 

[MG-34]

This thread is pointless as it will never be accurately and live-updated to reflect the fact that the Gunt burns bridges faster and more frequently than any one of us changes underwear.

It's an impossible endeavor.

We see a pattern though where anytime he gets embarassed he always blames metokur though. Count Dankula can publish a mad lads video on ralph and he would blame Jim for Dankula making it.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

It was a tough pick between Metokur and Himself. I really think deep down it is himself but he deflects it all onto Jim.

 

[DumbDude42]

metokur without a doubt

like, when the britbongs punched him in the gunt, his reaction was to go on twitter and rant about "jim is trying to get me killed! jim has gone too far! I will go to jims driveway now!"

dude's legit obsessed with metokur

 

[Famke Slamssen]

My initial instinct was to pick Vickers as he's the one who causes the most material damage to Ralph, but after thinking on it for a moment it's quite clear that he only goes after Vickers and Faith when he's trying to rile his paypigs up for gibs. I think Jim has only recently overtaken Null, and would probably put gator at third. Gator, much like vickers, only gets heat in response to (provably true) shit he posts, whereas Jim (and previously Null) would be thrown in the crosshairs when completely unrelated bullshit occured.

 

[DaBigBopper]

This thread is pointless as it will never be accurately and live-updated to reflect the fact that the Gunt burns bridges faster and more frequently than any one of us changes underwear.

It's an impossible endeavor.

He burns bridges, but it's more what bridge burns longest and brightest. Him pissing off the #1 Transformers Channel on Youtube is nothing because he'll probably forget.

 

[DumbDude42]

I think Jim has only recently overtaken Null

well yeah, for the longest time metokur just ignored ralph, null even accused him of gunt guarding lel
but then the shart incident happened, i think that was the moment that made him break his silence and join the ranks of the ralph alogs

 

[stupid frog]

No because peetz its transitioning soon he will be leaving the cuck-shed. Then null can move in as was always intended

peets isnt even gonna shave his gross beard to ask for his titty skittles lmao

 

[verissimus]

It's actually difficult to say because there are just too many people he hates and every now and then he will go from one person to the next. Today it could be Jim, tomorrow it could be Gator, next week it could be Nora, the week after it could be Jim again, followed the next day with Cog, then Randbot, then Null, then back to Jim until some random smuck comes along.

 

[2020chan]

This list is funny but what really makes this poll hilarious is it doesn't even list all of the people he's been fighting with over the last 6 months.
He feuds with so many people, so frequently, you have to cut characters out like you're making a cheap film adaption of a long winded book. Only keeping the characters most important to the main storyline.
There are people I literally only know exist because I saw an "Ethan Ralph vs" thread about them. I'm waiting (hoping) Fuentes joins the ranks soon. I want to hear Ralph squeal about the cat boys and tranny porn tab.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

It's really hard to tell who is on top, but I think Josh "Feeder" Moon is very close to it.
1. Ralph stopped mentioning Jersh and Kiwifarms completly. That means he can't say anything constructive and has elected to just hide his head in the sand.
2. Josh talks about him almost every stream. And he uses the funniest Ralph occurances. So almost every friday Ralph is being hummiliated. To my knowlendge everyone else just mentions him when he seriously fucks up.

 

[R00T]

I think it goes like this:

Metokur currently as he has been the latest to make him look like a schmuck and Ralph sees it as complete betrayal.

Null is a constant but more passive thorn in Ralph’s hide that he realized not actively naming him works better. As long as the forum exists tho he will forever hate Joshua Connor Moon the Kid Diddler

Rekieta and PPP then tie for me. Rackets because Ralph once again views it as a betrayal and PPP because he’s much more antagonistic. I don’t know why but I actually believe Ralph would show up to mess with lawyer man before PPP tho because he’s secretly scared ppp would crush him and believes Rekieta would be more passive when pressed in public.

Really the correct answer would be women in general. I don’t understand it but in every instance he’s shown a complete distain for women unlike anyone else he’s ever harassed.

 

[Just A Butt]

what happened to the really dumb thread about The Curse of Ethan Ralph?
it was shitty and dumb, just like this one

 

[Punished Brent]

Honestly it can only be metokur
Ethan got his ass kicked in Portugal twice and both times instantly blamed a cancer patient on the other side of the globe.
He unironically believes there is some sort of outer haven sweetie squad cabal that is pulling the strings for all his misfortunes

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

I think it goes like this:

Metokur currently as he has been the latest to make him look like a schmuck and Ralph sees it as complete betrayal.

Null is a constant but more passive thorn in Ralph’s hide that he realized not actively naming him works better. As long as the forum exists tho he will forever hate Joshua Connor Moon the Kid Diddler

Rekieta and PPP then tie for me. Rackets because Ralph once again views it as a betrayal and PPP because he’s much more antagonistic. I don’t know why but I actually believe Ralph would show up to mess with lawyer man before PPP tho because he’s secretly scared ppp would crush him and believes Rekieta would be more passive when pressed in public.

Really the correct answer would be women in general. I don’t understand it but in every instance he’s shown a complete distain for women unlike anyone else he’s ever harassed.

Rekieta is a US lawyer. His oratory and communication skills are what make his bread. That means he knows exactly how to deal with demagougery shouting matches. Believe me, during the court hearing one side can almost bully another and that side must react in a manner which is respectful of the court, respectful of self, but at the same time deflects anything other side says. So Rekieta would wipe the floor with Ralph in argument alone. Also Rekieta looks kindda fit, more fit than Ralph thats for sure. I know he has allergies for sweating, but doesnt he work out?
Add to that the fact that Ralph has outright insulted Rekieta's children (and wife?). So there may not be an argument at all, just straight to the Gunt punishing.

 

[Telemeter]

Also Rekieta looks kindda fit, more fit than Ralph thats for sure. I know he has allergies for sweating, but doesnt he work out?

Rekieta actually used to be in the chearleading squad in high school (LOL), so he at the least used to have a very active lifestyle when he was younger, probably not so much now that he's over 40 and streaming most of the day, but has generally kept the good health habits, that's why he looks 20 years younger than Ralph despite being older.

Add to that the fact that Ralph has outright insulted Rekieta's children (and wife?). So there may not be an argument at all, just straight to the Gunt punishing.

I'm pretty sure that's the reason Rekieta went hard on Ralph after Ralph went after his family as a reaction to his fart joke.

If Ralph had just attacked Rekieta, Rekieta would probably have just have shrugged it off and moved on with nothing more than a self-deprecating joke about being a shyster and a light jab back at Ralph.

But Ralph went for his family, and Rekieta is a real family man, something Ralph has no concept of and will never be, that basically marked Ralph as an eternal punching bag to Rekieta, he will expose and make fun of him in front of tens of thousands of people, more than Ralph will ever be able to talk to, and still consider it falling short of what Ralph deserves for attacking his wife and children.

 

[Canned Onions]

im pretty sure he puts his grudges to God more than any other mortal entity. hear me out - He keeps getting thwarted in almost supernaturally comical fashion, he's suffering exponentially increases under the cumulative effects of being a Ralpha Male and not giving a fuck about consequences, and things always seem to get worse when he takes the Lord and his works in vain to get clout with his, "christ is kang!" grift. His cntinued suffering demonstrates the existence of some greater force that may or may not be god but considering his repeated offenses at his pretense of a religious background, it is fair to consider that his patron diety is finally tired of his fake shit and is going to make him suffer worse than Job. just a theory, after all.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

It's not accurate to call it a shitlist when he likes shit.