🔗 Crossover Ethan Ralph vs. Bryan Dunn - A closeted homosexual tries to top a fat wigger.

[Keranu]

Week 4 of boxing club. Contracts will be in Ralphs email in the coming weeks. Worry about jail time after KoP beats your ass.
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He actually does look a little slimmer here than he did in his videos a couple months ago. Good job @Bryan Dunn

Really though he wouldn't even need to train to beat Ralph.

 

[cistendered]

Week 4 of boxing club. Contracts will be in Ralphs email in the coming weeks. Worry about jail time after KoP beats your ass.

It's refreshing to see a lolcow putting in work at the gym. Keep it up sperg

Edit: This reminded me of Ralph's last workout... 8 Months ago

 

[Cucktry Roads]

It's refreshing to see a lolcow putting in work at the gym. Keep it up sperg

Edit: This reminded me of Ralph's last workout... 8 Months ago

Swimming? Did he fall asleep in the tub and cause the phone to move up and down for an hour?

 

[FFinfo]

It's refreshing to see a lolcow putting in work at the gym. Keep it up sperg

Edit: This reminded me of Ralph's last workout... 8 Months ago

Yeah I'm pressing 'X' on swimming, even if that's only one and a half laps.

 

[Talakai]

It's refreshing to see a lolcow putting in work at the gym. Keep it up sperg

Edit: This reminded me of Ralph's last workout... 8 Months ago

He walked for 20 minutes in a whole 24 hours. Wow.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Swimming? Did he fall asleep in the tub and cause the phone to move up and down for an hour?

Most likely

 

[break these cuffs]

Week 4 of boxing club. Contracts will be in Ralphs email in the coming weeks. Worry about jail time after KoP beats your ass.
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Ralph is too much of a bitch to respond because he knows he will get his ass beat.

 

[Sam Losco]

@Bryan Dunn
I would really like to see you put a picture of Ralph's face on that punching bag.
And of course, a large printout of the gunt. As seen in the Riley fight.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

It's refreshing to see a lolcow putting in work at the gym. Keep it up sperg

Edit: This reminded me of Ralph's last workout... 8 Months ago

So he walked about 3 miles an hour for 20 minutes? With probably no incline resistance. Thats absolutely pathetic for a workout

 

[Procrastinhater]

@Bryan Dunn Keep it up Bryan you're actually looking better in the latest videos.

 

[BSV]

All that is missing now is the Eye of the tiger soundtrack, and ralph getting the challenge. Posting short gym clips in this thread is a good start. But if it's not just to look at yourself in the narcissistic mirror, more action is needed.

 

[Pomniman]

Eye of the tiger soundtrack

It's the eye of the outline
It's the thrill of the gunt
Rising up to the bussy of our rival
And the last known butt pirate
Wanks his peen in the night

 

[instythot]

Bryan is training body blows, but neglecting to train gunt blows. He needs to be punching a large sack of cottage cheese to prepare for a fight against Ethan Ralph

 

[PhoBingas]

KoP looks like a pushover from these videos. He is sure he can take Ralph on even though he refused to go up to him directly or send someone to go up to him directly?

So far the only people we've heard of Ralph fighting with who were that lady cop a couple years back and by his own admission he failed to hit her, and his brawl in troon town. Bryan looks like he's putting in the bare minimum of effort; everyone remembers the IRL streams of Ralph wheezing walking 50 yards.

 

[Christorian X]

Honestly this could be the break Ralph needs. If I were him, I'd use this as a chance to save the Killstream. Offer discounts to new subscribers etc and build it up as the fight of the century. Hell, him loosing horribly is still a win. As he lays there bloody and out of breath with people shouting at him, "Ethan! Are you ok?", it gives him the perfect moment for the confirmation. "I told you...its ADRIENNE!!!!!". (Cue Rocky soundtrack)

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

I don't know how tall Bry Bry D is, but he legitimately might need to work on punching down if he's fighting Ethan.

 

[instythot]

I don't know how tall Bry Bry D is, but he legitimately might need to work on punching down if he's fighting Ethan.

Bry Bry was a gamergate mastermind. He only knows how to punch down at women and trannies who want to play Nintendo games

 

[Figger Nucker]

Bry Bry was a gamergate mastermind. He only knows how to punch down at women and trannies who want to play Nintendo games

That's fine. You get more force when you punch down. Gravity and shit.

 

[instythot]

That's fine. You get more force when you punch down. Gravity and shit.

There's two big ol gunts and four moobs in this bout. Gravity is the last thing we want involved in situation

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

They both had better not bitch out or do some gay trick.