🔗 Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Andy Warski - Ethan burns yet another bridge. Final Update 01/22/2022

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Andy gives point of view on his stay with Ralph and Nora. They were drinking together and both Andy and Nora left together for a smoke and when they came back Ralph got angry with Andy thinking Andy was trying to hook up with Nora.

Andy took all the shit for the Miami gofundme.

Andy confirms that Ralph DID get a hooker when they were in Miami.

From an old stream, Geekthulu also said that Ralph got a 500$ hooker.
Ralph got the same hooker again because "she kissed me. Hookers don't do that"

overall Ralph was a terrible husband to Nora from his drunken tirades and being unfaithful.
 
Fannyscum said:
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Warski is a coward and a faggot for demanding 25,000 to train. It’s not like he is taking time out of his day (in a real job) to train at the gym, sacrificing his earning power. The dollar limit is just set at an amount that broke ass Ralph will never be able to afford (unless he sold his Nissan Truck and even still).
 
Lobster Cult High Priest said:
Warski is a coward and a faggot for demanding 25,000 to train. It’s not like he is taking time out of his day (in a real job) to train at the gym, sacrificing his earning power. The dollar limit is just set at an amount that broke ass Ralph will never be able to afford (unless he sold his Nissan Truck and even still).
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Disagree. The dollar amount is large... and yet a dollar amount which the Ralphamale pretends to have on hand (because wigger).
 
UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
Ralph got the same hooker again because "she kissed me. Hookers don't do that"
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ralph hookers do that, guys are the ones that dont want to kiss because they dont want to tongue where an army of men have jizzed and for an act that doesnt directly relate to them getting off if they dont want anything romantic. hookers love to kiss because its less degrading and its a far less extreme act they have to perform. why is he such a fucking idiot?
 
MeltyTW said:
hookers love to kiss because its less degrading and its a far less extreme act they have to perform.
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no, unlike your more exception johns (or... ethans... if you prefer) hookers prefer not to be laid up with a bad case of mono and therefore unable to work.
 
MediocreMilt said:
no, unlike your more exception johns (or... ethans... if you prefer) hookers prefer not to be laid up with a bad case of mono and therefore unable to work.
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ew youre right apparently the fuckers wanna kiss cum stained cum buckets, wtf. its common enough its often a rule? still from what i can find if a hooker kisses you its usually not because youre the specialist ever but more because its an extra, like someone who really tries during idk a cleaning session vs just going through the motions to please customers.
 
MeltyTW said:
ralph hookers do that, guys are the ones that dont want to kiss because they dont want to tongue where an army of men have jizzed and for an act that doesnt directly relate to them getting off if they dont want anything romantic. hookers love to kiss because its less degrading and its a far less extreme act they have to perform. why is he such a fucking idiot?
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Ralph remembers the scene from Pretty Woman and imagines he's Richard Gere

Edward: The truth is, it really is totally irrelevant whether I like this man or not. I will not let myself become emotionally involved in business.
Vivian: I know. Kit's always saying to me, 'Don't get emotional when you turn tricks.' That's why no kissing. It's too personal.
It's like what you're saying; you stay numb, you don't get involved. When I'm with a guy, I'm like a robot, I just do it. I mean... except with you.
Edward: Of course, not with me. You and I are such similar creatures, Vivian. We both screw people for money.
 
MeltyTW said:
ralph hookers do that, guys are the ones that dont want to kiss because they dont want to tongue where an army of men have jizzed and for an act that doesnt directly relate to them getting off if they dont want anything romantic. hookers love to kiss because its less degrading and its a far less extreme act they have to perform. why is he such a fucking idiot?
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i honestly think its that pretty woman meme of a kiss meaning feeling a closer connection. Honestly why would you want to kiss a hooker?

hell i've done the head tilt away from a woman i've picked up at bars just because of the notion if they're enough of a slut to fuck me they probably have a high body count. Why would i want to taste my own cock either? from what i remember of porn documentaries, herpes is just straight up normalized now. I'd prefer not to live with it though
 
The two 'bombshells' from Warski on the Kino Casino stream are definitely interesting and I think there's at least some truth to them. I believe that Ethan turns into a violent drunk and he fucked a hooker in Miami. However I'm still confused about why it took him this long to reveal this information. All of IBS was shitting on him for both of these (leaving Ethan's house and failing to produce content in Miami) and he could have proven everyone wrong but he chose not to just because he's that much of a stand-up guy? Warksi, while in a booze-and-drug-fueled stupor for all those years, decided to take the high ground for no reason whatsoever other than principle? I don't know, something seems off about this and I think Warski is leaving some crucial details out.
 
Angry Shoes said:
The two 'bombshells' from Warski on the Kino Casino stream are definitely interesting and I think there's at least some truth to them. I believe that Ethan turns into a violent drunk and he fucked a hooker in Miami. However I'm still confused about why it took him this long to reveal this information. All of IBS was shitting on him for both of these (leaving Ethan's house and failing to produce content in Miami) and he could have proven everyone wrong but he chose not to just because he's that much of a stand-up guy? Warksi, while in a booze-and-drug-fueled stupor for all those years, decided to take the high ground for no reason whatsoever other than principle? I don't know, something seems off about this and I think Warski is leaving some crucial details out.
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Given the atmosphere and crowd back then I doubt Andy thought of it as anything worth gossiping about. At that point I think ppl would have thought Ralph was being a big dog cheating with a $500 hooker or showing his Paki wife who’s the boss.

Ralph’s behavior since the Gunt reveal and pill stream suddenly puts much of his past behavior in a very different light.
 
MeltyTW said:
ralph hookers do that, guys are the ones that dont want to kiss because they dont want to tongue where an army of men have jizzed and for an act that doesnt directly relate to them getting off if they dont want anything romantic. hookers love to kiss because its less degrading and its a far less extreme act they have to perform. why is he such a fucking idiot?
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Didn’t Faith say at some point that he has horribly rancid breath? If he never brushes his teeth or if he can take paint off the walls when he opens his mouth wide and exhales, then that might explain why hookers don’t kiss him.
 
Warski should pretend to stream live from Portugal in the next kino casino and just have a Burger King meal with him.
 
Handyman said:
Didn’t Faith say at some point that he has horribly rancid breath? If he never brushes his teeth or if he can take paint off the walls when he opens his mouth wide and exhales, then that might explain why hookers don’t kiss him.
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she did, said he had tampon breath even.

Angry Shoes said:
The two 'bombshells' from Warski on the Kino Casino stream are definitely interesting and I think there's at least some truth to them. I believe that Ethan turns into a violent drunk and he fucked a hooker in Miami. However I'm still confused about why it took him this long to reveal this information. All of IBS was shitting on him for both of these (leaving Ethan's house and failing to produce content in Miami) and he could have proven everyone wrong but he chose not to just because he's that much of a stand-up guy? Warksi, while in a booze-and-drug-fueled stupor for all those years, decided to take the high ground for no reason whatsoever other than principle? I don't know, something seems off about this and I think Warski is leaving some crucial details out.
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you can be obsessively loyal and overly forgiving doormat without being a better or braver person, the entirety of the gunt guard rogues gallery proves that.
 
Angry Shoes said:
I don't know, something seems off about this and I think Warski is leaving some crucial details out.
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What details would those be? I'm asking seriously, what do you think Warski would be hiding at this point?

Again, these stories are not new, they've been known for years Warski only provided a bit more context and additional details, that's all.
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she did, said he had tampon breath even.
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Don't forget that she said it smelled like used old tampons.
 
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It’s fantastic how much danger the terrified Pantsu is in after a diaper drive-by, until you point out Ralph just left her ass home alone for a week. Ralph just can’t admit he’s the traumatized one and had to flee to Lisbon to feel safe.

Imagine if Ralph drops dead of a heart attack huffing and puffing up a street in Lisbon - the ultimate self-felting. He’s also not traveled much if he thinks Lisbon’s streets are unimaginably steep, they are pretty much like San Francisco streets ffs.
 
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