🔗 Crossover Ethan Ralph vs Andy Warski - Ethan burns yet another bridge. Final Update 01/22/2022

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Video 1:
I honestly love how Ralph has to emphasise that he doesn't watch Donga's show after the rejection, what a massive cope. He also self-pwned by saying "Maybe Tonka is happy with his 30 viewers and 800 mods", that'll be nearly triple the audience of your dwindling viewer base, Ralph, assuming the majority aren't tabs.

Video 2:
Ralph talking about burning in Eternal Hellfire. :story:
Sure, infidelity and bastard spawn (one alleged) is totally based, trad and Christian. The gates of heaven is totally opened for you.
Even if that were the case, it's not wide enough.
He also called Andy an "anti-racist" for saying "being a racist and misogynist gets you banned from twitter". What a retard, guess Ethan is now pro-Black and homosexual because he censors the word "faggot" and "nigger". He then immediately says Warski is far more racist and misogynistic, is Andy banned from Twitter?

Video 3:
Ralph seething and sperging about Andy living with his parents? :story:
The only reason you're not living with mummy and daddy is because they are DEAD, Ethan. Spell it out, D-E-A-D, in Hell, burning. At least Andy still has a family.

Video 4:
Damn, I'm sure Andy is intimidated by a clock.

Every criticism directly at Andy Warski is perfectly and arguably more applicable to Ralph. I'm not picking sides, I won't compare the two as they are equally bad, but maybe, just maybe, there's a slither of hope that Andy stays sober, clean of drugs, and turns his miserable terminally online life around. This infinitesimally small number is still greater than 0.
For a man who likes to LARP as a trad church going man, surely he should see the wisdom in "let he who have no sin cast the first stone".
 
Ralph please go to Portugal, it is the prototypical European shithole and I would love to see your fat sheltered American ass get randomly mugged or assaulted by the large number of unemployed junkies that litter the streets.
Andy at least knows Portuguese (at least to a degree more than Ralph). Ralph's going to have a fun time looking like a fatass American tourist who doesn't speak the language that natives will likely find incredibly annoying.
 
Ralph is sort of right but he's also making up some things up:
  • Warski did get beat up by Sinead, Zoom showed the messages and pictures that Warski sent him once. Ralph cucked by Zoom, how pathetic
  • According to Geekthulu, Warski panicked and asked her to get an abortion, when she did and was emotional, Warski ignored her to play video games, I think Geek mentioned being able to hear her cry while they played, again Ralph cucked by Geek
  • Warski is a total faggot when it comes to violence, he couldn't even defend himself when Sinead slapped him around, so no, he never beat her (or at least it's never come out and I don't trust what Ralph says without some type of evidence, although the fact that Warski didn't deny it makes me wonder)
Amazing that Ralph is claiming that he's so above Warski when just not that long ago he was saying shit like this:

So which was it Ralph? Were you worth less than Warski or has he always been one of the worst people you know?
 
Every criticism directly at Andy Warski is perfectly and arguably more applicable to Ralph. I'm not picking sides, I won't compare the two as they are equally bad, but maybe, just maybe, there's a slither of hope that Andy stays sober, clean of drugs, and turns his miserable terminally online life around. This infinitesimally small number is still greater than 0.
Andy isn't sober, all he's admitted to is that he stopped doing cocaine (allegedly) but he still drinks and presumably smokes weed. Who knows what else.
 
Andy goes harder when insulting random e-thots than he's done to Ralph so far.
I don't think he's got any damning shit on Ralph at all, and especially not anything with receipts.

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Ralph is going to fly out to Portugal, possibly with Dick, to show Andy how easy it is since he keeps postponing his move, already purchased the ticket for Sunday, and says all you need is a negative coof test. Andy seems convinced only vaccinated people will be taken in but also accuses Ralph of being secretly vaccinated. It reads like a cope tbh. https://archive.is/7Fyrk
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Andy goes harder when insulting random e-thots than he's done to Ralph so far.
I don't think he's got any damning shit on Ralph at all, and especially not anything with receipts.

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Andy's an obnoxious tryhard and his vendetta when it comes to women who reject him really shines through. This isn't alphachad shit, it's just beyond childish bullshit because he can't handle that some random e-thot doesn't want to fuck him. Move on, seriously.
 
Ralph is going to fly out to Portugal, possibly with Dick, to show Andy how easy it is since he keeps postponing his move, already purchased the ticket for Sunday, and says all you need is a negative coof test. Andy seems convinced only vaccinated people will be taken in but also accuses Ralph of being secretly vaccinated. It reads like a cope tbh. https://archive.md/7Fyrk
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Warski needs to stop stealing our jokes and talking points. Have some originality (and dignity).

Chatlogs or it didn't happen, Ethan.
So Ralph is now a believer of women, all of a sudden. Wouldn't an ex-girlfriend be a horrible source?
It's only fair to apply Ralphamale moral standards to the Ralphamale.
Ralph admitted to choking Faith and yelling "I am king", and polluting the planet with his abominable microinjection film.

This fat hick has the (supposedly Christian) moral consistency that's the opposite to Sandra's heart rate, right now.

Andy goes harder when insulting random e-thots than he's done to Ralph so far.
I don't think he's got any damning shit on Ralph at all, and especially not anything with receipts.

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I thought Andy tweeted this to Ralph, that would actually be quite based and unironically something PPP would say.
 
Andy's an obnoxious tryhard and his vendetta when it comes to women who reject him really shines through. This isn't alphachad shit, it's just beyond childish bullshit because he can't handle that some random e-thot doesn't want to fuck him. Move on, seriously.
It's definitely a sore spot for him.
One time when they were doing IRL, I guess with Failure and Alex, he was trying to hit on chicks and he walked up to some aging goblina, and one of the other guys pointed the camera at him across the bar to capture his rejection. You couldn't hear anything from the music and talking, just him sitting down and getting a few words in before she up and left. Priceless.

I do hope that things escalate between him and Ralph to the point where he goes scorched earth.
But the thing is that he tells his friends EVERYTHING about himself. And they've got so much shit on him from things he tells them in confidence and that he's done around them that his hands are almost always tied after a fall-out with them.

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Andy's an obnoxious tryhard and his vendetta when it comes to women who reject him really shines through. This isn't alphachad shit, it's just beyond childish bullshit because he can't handle that some random e-thot doesn't want to fuck him. Move on, seriously.
He's also dumb, you only need a negative test result.

I don't really understand how it's an own from Ralph, but Andy vehemently denying it is gay. It's more like a so what, seriously Ralph went to Portugal a fucking 2nd tier nation...

Oh wait, they decriminalised drugs - I wonder why Ralph wants to go really 🤔
 
I honestly can't stop laughing at the fact that the Gunt is now associating with Donga, this is some divine comedy shit. The Gunt and the Chief of the Iron Buffalo tribe have united to "own" Warski cause they're both degenerates, the Erverlerd Jersh was right, sacrifice the gunt.

He's also dumb, you only need a negative test result.

I don't really understand how it's an own from Ralph, but Andy vehemently denying it is gay. It's more like a so what, seriously Ralph went to Portugal a fucking 2nd tier nation...

Oh wait, they decriminalised drugs - I wonder why Ralph wants to go really 🤔
Same reason the Gunt goes to Vegas and LA, to participate in degenerate tranny fucking behavior.
 
Trying to own a former unpaid coworker with a spontaneous European vacation when you need to furnish a nursery, acquire permanent housing, buy life insurance and pay taxes a week after signing a high interest long term car loan will impress a judge evaluating child support and visitation rights.
 
I like how this hillbilly retard falls assbackwards onto a modicum of success and then spends the rest of his life demolishing everything and everyone that helped him get it. Hope Warski switches to PCP to minmax damage for that fight that's totally gonna happen.
 
All Andy has to do to win is just be healthy, crack jokes and he's fine. As much as a retard he is, Andy is watchable, even with being the annoying retard who probably should not speak at times, all he has to do is retard opinion with the intention of getting a laugh (even if it is at his own expense) and he's beaten the gunt. Throw in the occasional gunt joke to mine the gunt seethe tweets before moving onto the person to laugh at for the day Andy will be fine.

The second he does something with salt however, Andy will fuck himself and anything he's got going on.

All Andy has to do to win is be a retard in it for the laughs, the second he takes Ralph seriously beyond this he's lost. Like so many others sucked into the gunt and drama.

Never try and wrestle a pig in it's comfortable mud and shit. Hose it off, lead it happy into the abattoir, spike it, dress the remains, hang it, decide what to do with the cuts and make meals of it.

Ralph is going to want to go personal, if Andy has the smarts to laugh at the whole retarded process of internet drama (including himself), he'll ignore it and just take casual shots without overt focus. Ralph will make a fool of himself to try and justify a win out of it, and not taking that seriously will grate him more than any personal shot Andy can take.
 
Andy doesn't have that fight mentality. We have seen and heard about how he actually deals with pressure from guys "alphaing" him. He curled up into a ball with Ralph. Failure told a story on a stream when he was in Orlando or where ever it was when they were IRL streaming. Said that he confronted Andy about his over drinking when they were planning some shit to do and Andy dropped down in a ball on a balcony and did the same thing with Ralph screaming "LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! WAAAAAAAA". I think that Andy has a huge PTSD type of problem with confrontation. Andy is a pussy plain and simple. Look at his reactions from Ralph, AGluck (when AG ran up on Andy. The fear in Andy's eyes was palpable.) the story Failure told and AIM AIM AIM. Andy doesn't handle confrontation well. He only showed up to Knoxville because he knew Tonka was going to no show. Normally speaking yes you would be right if Andy didn't have his emotionally stunted manbaby child state that he regresses to when confronted. He would indeed have an edge over Ralph, but that isn't the reality we live in and mentality goes a lot further than training and fitness. Not saying this because of my irrational hate boner for Andy, but in a fight. I think Ralph wins 100% of the time.
I remember in an old stream debate on something to do with pedos (can't remember the exact one but it was when Andy still was making content with Chris) Andy said he was molested by his babysitter. Probably contributes.
 
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