🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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If I actually "took this seriously" I'd go and comb through the past 40 or so pages and quote the unironic support of Jarbo.

When you have to repeatedly say "it's just a joke, bro", it's probably not a joke.



Whatever. Enjoy the retarded circlejerk.
You're not wrong that there have been some people that are very openly hoping for actual redemption, and odd suggestions of this or that person becoming the host of something. Either way, we're all here to laugh and I don't think you should get worked up over the people in the thread either.
 
Here's one of the biggest things I don't get, if one of my imaginary children that I totally don't have needed therapy... I'd just use my insurance. Kids stay on your insurance until 26. I would not send them $10k to "get therapy". I would find an in-network therapist that did teletherapy, pay the invoice from the service provider and that would be that. Even specialists are doing teletherapy now because of the plague, it's pretty great. But this is the lore I've read so far and it totally confuses the shit out of me, maybe it was $10k for the ten days of intensive treatment she had to do and their trip out there? A decent hotel in summertime DC is not cheap.
Even if you have insurance, a lot of times you have to pay co-pays even in network, usually $30+ depending on your insurance. Plus medication. Again, could cost a ton of money depending on what medication and if it's generic or not. And then if you throw in money for maybe some essentials for her like shampoo, toothpaste, maybe more clothes, a little money for food, maybe a couple hundred for her to live for a month or two. I can definitely see why they would have spent a ton even if they had not committed her. Plus if she said she was going to off herself, I don't think they would have just let her do teletherapy. Add in 2 plane flights, at least 10 days of hotels, every meal restaurant provided, ubers or cabs, plus D.C. prices. I don't see how this couldn't be that expensive.
 
Here's one of the biggest things I don't get, if one of my imaginary children that I totally don't have needed therapy... I'd just use my insurance. Kids stay on your insurance until 26. I would not send them $10k to "get therapy". I would find an in-network therapist that did teletherapy, pay the invoice from the service provider and that would be that. Even specialists are doing teletherapy now because of the plague, it's pretty great. But this is the lore I've read so far and it totally confuses the shit out of me, maybe it was $10k for the ten days of intensive treatment she had to do and their trip out there? A decent hotel in summertime DC is not cheap.

God I'm glad this isn't my kid. I wouldn't trust one of my imaginary children with $1k of family money, much less $10k. Hope raising money for BLM and living in squalor with Reethan was worth it for her.
I think we're all glad Faith isn't our kid right about now. Perhaps I'm not willing to give the benefit of the doubt so much to the parents as others are. I find it amazing that they were completely oblivious to their own daughter's manipulative behaviors and habitual lying. I just don't see present parents missing those signs at all. I also find it amazing that they didn't work harder to throw her ass in the loony bin before now. To me, this is all their doing, a result of their parenting whether they like to hear it or not. I'm sure it would be difficult, but the best thing to do now is focus on the other kids and cut faith off. She's an adult now, she can care for herself, and make her own decisions. Cut off all financial support, cut her off medical, and perhaps even family support until she can get her act together.
 
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Just caught up on the thread and didn't see anyone post this. Seems to be confirmation that Faith probably isn't taking birth control.
How long until Ralph announces his child bride is with child?
 
If I actually "took this seriously" I'd go and comb through the past 40 or so pages and quote the unironic support of Jarbo.

When you have to repeatedly say "it's just a joke, bro", it's probably not a joke.



Whatever. Enjoy the retarded circlejerk.
Well it wouldn't surprise me if some fans of Matt Jarbo have become clued into the drama, have seen a chance for their favorite content creator to be 'redeemed' and have signed up to places like KF to jump on the bandwagon. These poor souls probably have no idea that redemption arc posting is ironic and targeted specifically to break Ethan Ralph psychologically. If they really believe people love Matt now, that's kinda cute. Bless them.

I assure you the majority of people are just meming it for the lulz and to make Ethan get mad.
 
Esoteric PPPism did prophesy "The false Pope. The black Pope. The cope Pope"
IT WAS PROPHESIED! THE COPE POPE HAS RISEN!
I think we're all glad Faith isn't our kid right about now. Perhaps I'm not willing to give the benefit of the doubt so much to the parents as others are. I find it amazing that they were completely oblivious to their own daughter's manipulative behaviors and habitual lying. I just don't see present parents missing those signs at all. I also find it amazing that they didn't work harder to throw her ass in the loony bin before now. To me, this is all their doing, a result of their parenting whether they like to hear it or not. I'm sure it would be difficult, but the best thing to do now is focus on the other kids and cut faith off. She's an adult now, she can care for herself, and make her own decisions. Cut off all financial support, cut her off medical, and perhaps even family support until she can get her act together.
Yeah I got chewed out yesterday by a lot of people saying that it couldn't have gotten to this point without them being willfully blind to what was going on or downright neglectful. It's one thing if she'd just disappeared one day, but she's been lying, scheming and tricking her parents and people online for YEARS.

What she does after she leaves home is on her, but if she started doing this at 12/13 the parents failed somewhere. You can't watch them all the time and even if you do everything right they can turn out bad, but she's been this way for FIVE years. This didn't come out of nowhere. Her dad made a response on Twitter about what I was saying that she was a masterful manipulator and he never should have bought her a phone at 14, but again she'd started doing this at 13. Maybe even before that.

It's just fucked. I can put myself in their shoes and I'd feel a lot of shame if my kid turned out this way and ended up with someone awful like Ralph.

But yeah, good on him for taking away her phone and cutting off financial support. She has no income so she can get on indigent care and foodstamps in VA and see how the other half lives. She'll struggle for a while but she'll either find her way, go home or go to jail. Either way she'll hopefully be in a better spot than she is now.
 
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The guy I quoted first in this post admitted that he's "optimistic" that Ethan will kill himself. The second admitted outright that that's exactly what he's doing with the redemption arc shit. So yeah, I'm gonna go with the "a-logs who will do anything to own Ralph" opinion.
Ethanol Ralph offing himself before I as a taxpayer have to subsidize whatever heroic medical care they have to do to keep that gunt alive through medicare/medicaid would be a good thing. America would be a better place without him, not to mention the 300 or so followers he actually has who are somehow influenced by him and willing to part with their money for him because I'm sure they'd find another "dissident" political grifter.
 
Just you guys wait until Ralph gets his redemption arc.

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pfffft

He already kind of did have a redemption during the mumkey sex tape drama last year, it breathed new life into the killstream and people started watching it again. Things were seemingly going really well for Ethan until PPP reappeared and launched his master plan to finish off the gunt.


For some reason people seem to forget the absolute dumpster inferno that was the post-knoxvillve period. In a few months we had the miami meltdown, corey barnhill (pedophile, liar, etc.) backstabbing the gunt and andy, the CP stream, the pillstream, trashburger, the original gunt reveal, and more.
 
Well it wouldn't surprise me if some fans of Matt Jarbo have become clued into the drama, have seen a chance for their favorite content creator to be 'redeemed' and have signed up to places like KF to jump on the bandwagon. These poor souls probably have no idea that redemption arc posting is ironic and targeted specifically to break Ethan Ralph psychologically. If they really believe people love Matt now, that's kinda cute. Bless them.

I assure you the majority of people are just meming it for the lulz and to make Ethan get mad.

>Fans of Matt Jarbo
:story:
 
Well it wouldn't surprise me if some fans of Matt Jarbo have become clued into the drama, have seen a chance for their favorite content creator to be 'redeemed' and have signed up to places like KF to jump on the bandwagon. These poor souls probably have no idea that redemption arc posting is ironic and targeted specifically to break Ethan Ralph psychologically. If they really believe people love Matt now, that's kinda cute. Bless them.
As has been pointed out, it is worth holding these characters up to each other. While someone whose aspirations are to be part of an actual "The Nerd Crew" parody that RLM does is a pitiful creature, they're pretty banal. Objectively, they aren't nearly as degenerate and loathsome as someone like Ralph.

Some people might inappropriately call realizing that a redemption arc because they got swept up in the IBS orgy against Matt before
 
Still no quick video of Mr Vickers talking on camera to put my Cornspiracy Theory to bed.

IMO It's her. She's getting a kick out of this, fucking with the thread, Ralph, Meth Boy, Her parents. To her, it's all a game she can control.
I hate to burst your bubble I'm 99% sure mental hospitals take away people's access to the internet when they're involuntarily committed, so it couldn't be her unless they're all lying about her being committed.
 
Here's one of the biggest things I don't get, if one of my imaginary children that I totally don't have needed therapy... I'd just use my insurance. Kids stay on your insurance until 26. I would not send them $10k to "get therapy". I would find an in-network therapist that did teletherapy, pay the invoice from the service provider and that would be that. Even specialists are doing teletherapy now because of the plague, it's pretty great. But this is the lore I've read so far and it totally confuses the shit out of me, maybe it was $10k for the ten days of intensive treatment she had to do and their trip out there? A decent hotel in summertime DC is not cheap.

God I'm glad this isn't my kid. I wouldn't trust one of my imaginary children with $1k of family money, much less $10k. Hope raising money for BLM and living in squalor with Reethan was worth it for her.

I never even considered this point, you're right why give $10k in cash to your mentally ill tear away when you could just provide them the services. Very strange.

It feels a bit optimistic to just explain this as the father being too trusting, and Faith laying it on thick. She's a manipulative person and she was talking to the person she is probably had the most practice manipulating. However, the cynic in me tells me this doesn't quite add up.

I don't know how any of this works as I don't live in the States, surely mental health would be part of the minimum coverage under the ACA, or am I just completely wrong here?
 
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Just caught up on the thread and didn't see anyone post this. Seems to be confirmation that Faith probably isn't taking birth control.
How long until Ralph announces his child bride is with child?

Yeah, I thought it was weird that this was the perceived plan. We do know that Faith has made some, at the very least, oblique references to being baby crazy.

But what a weird motivation to go crazy with all the lies, etc. I’m not convinced that was the plan. Hell, I’m not convinced there is a plan. Some people just get off on manipulating.

It frankly amazes me that Ralph would even entertain letting her back into his life and then attempt to brag about it by posting on Twitter. Nothing says good life decisions like showing the world that you’re that attached to a relationship that’s lasted a month or two after this kind of shit comes out. It’s definitely stating the obvious, but the man must have absolutely zero self respect and even less intelligence.
 
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