🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Unog said:
Yeah, taking the internet so seriously that you'd prop up a guy like that to "own" some fat, alcoholic, pill-popping rando that you've never met is pretty fucking gay.
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Who cares who is propped up? Its the modern Colosseum. I want my internet mandingo's fighting to the death.
 
Unog said:
If you really "wouldn't mind seeing Majestic Matt be successful online again" you are showing off a lack of knowledge on the subject. Matt has, in the span of a few years, gone from a conservative, to a shock jock, to a progressive, to a normie (think boogie's fence-straddling), a video game critic, a movie critic, a comic book critic, a completely neutral news pundit, the fucking list goes on and on because he's been looking to strike gold for nearly a literal fucking decade now.

The people propping him up because "GUNT MAN BAD" are the exact people he's been looking for all of his life so that he can be workshy indefinitely. Basically, you're a sucker and you have fallen for a conman's act, purely out of spite for someone somehow even more pathetic. Good job.
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As if being an IBS host or dunking on Ralph is some kind of actual life accomplishment. Get a grip. I want him to do well compared to his peers because it will rile them up and be funny, and frankly other than that, I do not care about milquetoast nerd-crew style grifter Matt Jarbo. They're a dime a dozen.

If he does comparatively well and then inflates his ego only to spiral into another downfall, it will probably also be humorous.
 
Unog said:
Yeah, taking the internet so seriously that you'd prop up a guy like that to "own" some fat, alcoholic, pill-popping rando that you've never met is pretty fucking gay.
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Idk man, you make us sound like we are bunch of a-logs who will do anything to own Ralph. I doubt anyone here really hates him.
 
Matt taking gunt shots is funny but let's be honest. In two months none of us will care what he's doing anymore. If he ever finds success another way on the internet, it'll go south for him just like everything did before because he is uncomfortable going down with a ship. He's too eager to jump on the new hot grift and it makes him seem very disingenuous and unlikable in every new community he enters. He simply wasn't made to be a good eCeleb. It's a square peg round hole story.
 
Guntkvd said:
Idk man, you make us sound like we are bunch of a-logs who will do anything to own Ralph. I doubt anyone here really hates him.
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I don't hate Ralph personally, but I do hate what he represents and people like him. I wouldn't go out of my way to hurt him, but I do find his self-inflicted suffering pleasant and very amusing in a karmic way.
 
Edilg said:
Being optimistic isn't taking something serious.
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Being critical of others acting retarded isn't, either.

Though I'd guess that being hopeful a man you've never met, who has never had an impact on your life, would commit suicide would be considered "taking things seriously" by most reasonable people.

Freedom Fries said:
As if being an IBS host or dunking on Ralph is some kind of actual life accomplishment. Get a grip. I want him to do well compared to his peers because it will rile them up and be funny, and frankly other than that, I do not care about milquetoast nerd-crew style grifter Matt Jarbo. They're a dime a dozen.

If he does comparatively well and then inflates his ego only to spiral into another downfall, it will probably also be humorous.
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Sure man, if that's what you're after, go for it. But the "it's just a meme bro" shit when you're actually after upsetting Ralph is obnoxious as fuck when people call it out.

Guntkvd said:
Idk man, you make us sound like we are bunch of a-logs who will do anything to own Ralph. I doubt anyone here really hates him.
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The guy I quoted first in this post admitted that he's "optimistic" that Ethan will kill himself. The second admitted outright that that's exactly what he's doing with the redemption arc shit. So yeah, I'm gonna go with the "a-logs who will do anything to own Ralph" opinion. As I said earlier:

Unog said:
Yeah, taking the internet so seriously that you'd prop up a guy like that to "own" some fat, alcoholic, pill-popping rando that you've never met is pretty fucking gay.
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ddlloo said:
look half decent doing it.
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You had me until this.

Matt's still an insecure faggot and it's obvious he's held a grudge over Ralph destroying his shit-tier youtube channel. If he was better he might have taken a couple of cheap shots on twitter and carried on with his life, but instead he's trying his hand at IBS about 2 years late
 
Glade Candles said:
👽 Tinfoil Time 👽

  • It's been pointed out that Faith's pupils in this picture are gigantic.
  • Since she's been committed, she's likely on some pretty heavy medication.
  • Benzos are usually prescribed to treat anxiety disorders, Faith has claimed (in the DMs with Meth BF) that she has PTSD.
  • Combined with her history of self-harm and (alleged) sexual assault, she's a very sympathetic case. Mr. Vickers has already talked about her ability to manipulate (the trip to DC), and it is obvious she was manipulating Ralph and Chris simultaneously (maybe more, wouldn't be shocked).
  • Addicts rarely (if ever) plateau for long period of time, there is always a need for a ramp-up eventually.
With these facts in mind, I submit that it is possible that Ralph and Faith engineered the entire medical crisis to get new prescriptions for their co-evolving addictions.
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That's actually incredibly possible. But then why drop the sex tape? Was that part real?
 
Bryan Dunn said:
Its because they dont take this seriously and its all the laugh.

The average user or lurker isn’t really invested on wanting to hate a cow fam unless its a personal issue. The Redemption Arc stuff is just fun posting and letting cows who your glorious leader Mister “Spoony” Metokur and Ralph gave the greenlight on, dunk on em is funny fam because itll just lead to another saga when one of these arch enemies goes too far and gets directly involved in trying to speed up ralphs downfall etc.

just laugh unog and stop getting mad people are alogging other cows you want alogged atm.
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I unironically avow Bryan Dunn.
 
Unog said:
Being critical of others acting retarded isn't, either.

Though I'd guess that being hopeful a man you've never met, who has never had an impact on your life, would commit suicide would be considered "taking things seriously" by most reasonable people.
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I'm scrolling through this thread on my down time whilst at work. Just posting thoughts isn't so crazy (at least I thought so) but holding grudges is. Jarbo may be flip flopping but him being a tool of Ethan's demise isn't so crazy. Especially since Ethan puts so much emphasis on him being the one who "brought Jarbo down". I don't want Jarbo to be the next President just slap Ethan around a bit. Jeez.
 
Unog said:
Yeah, I've already gone into this in another thread:



Pick one of three, at your leisure.



Bryan, I try to be polite when talking to you, knowing that a lot of people give you an unnecessary amount of shit. But I'm getting pretty sick of explaining to you that strong disagreement doesn't equal emotional excitement.

Seriously. Stop.
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Honestly, most people only go along with the 'redemption arc' stuff because it pisses Ralph off. He genuinely hates these people, he has built is ego on destroying their lives and being better than them, so for them to be 'redeemed' and shitting on him, really fucks with his head. Which is funny.

I don't think Matt Jarbo or Tonka etc are actually going to be respected or gain success from this.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Just you guys wait until Ralph gets his redemption arc.

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pfffft
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Well Matt had to wait 2 years which I don't think ethan has

Unog said:
Yeah, taking the internet so seriously that you'd prop up a guy like that to "own" some fat, alcoholic, pill-popping rando that you've never met is pretty fucking gay.
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Oh you poor naieve bastard. You think all of this was just a bunch of retards pecking at another far retard? No this goes further down than you could ever know. You didn't think it was weird Ralph's friends and guests and enemies from Cantwell Collett Milo Godwinson PPP Rand etc were all federal Agents? You didn't notice the strange fluctuations and reversals in lemon traffic? You didn't watch the same incident we did of a saboteur super hacker from Iran tapping Ralph's phone to expose the nuclear launch code tattooed on Faith the actual trained child soldier's purposefully dirty asshole? Listen if you cant see the interconnected geopolitical implications of all this then I have to ask what you're even doing here and why you have an account, I best you don't even get your discreet payments from mi6 or the Cia via np4.
 
Mr E. Grifter said:
If she does have BPD - or something similar to it - it may not even be caused by anything the parents could have prevented.
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Yeah personality disorders sometimes just manifest in people for no good reason. You can't medicate away a personality disorder, the person has to really want to get better and realign how they view and engage with the outside world.
Mr E. Grifter said:
Plus, if everything relates back to her being the victim of a horrendous crime - well how can you blame her, she's got problems because she has held onto this dark secret for years, poor fai fai - but what does she do? She takes the money, checks herself out and goes straight back to Ralph the only person who trusts her.
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Here's one of the biggest things I don't get, if one of my imaginary children that I totally don't have needed therapy... I'd just use my insurance. Kids stay on your insurance until 26. I would not send them $10k to "get therapy". I would find an in-network therapist that did teletherapy, pay the invoice from the service provider and that would be that. Even specialists are doing teletherapy now because of the plague, it's pretty great. But this is the lore I've read so far and it totally confuses the shit out of me, maybe it was $10k for the ten days of intensive treatment she had to do and their trip out there? A decent hotel in summertime DC is not cheap.

God I'm glad this isn't my kid. I wouldn't trust one of my imaginary children with $1k of family money, much less $10k. Hope raising money for BLM and living in squalor with Reethan was worth it for her.
 
Delicious Diversity said:
Honestly, most people only go along with the 'redemption arc' stuff because it pisses Ralph off. He genuinely hates these people, he has built is ego on destroying their lives and being better than them, so for them to be 'redeemed' and shitting on him, really fucks with his head. Which is funny.

I don't think Matt Jarbo or Tonka etc are actually going to be respected or gain success from this.
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If I actually "took this seriously" I'd go and comb through the past 40 or so pages and quote the unironic support of Jarbo.

When you have to repeatedly say "it's just a joke, bro", it's probably not a joke.

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Whatever. Enjoy the retarded circlejerk.
 
Unog said:
Yeah, I've already gone into this in another thread:



Pick one of three, at your leisure.



Bryan, I try to be polite when talking to you, knowing that a lot of people give you an unnecessary amount of shit. But I'm getting pretty sick of explaining to you that strong disagreement doesn't equal emotional excitement.

Seriously. Stop.
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Hey I was just giving you the answer to your post about why people keep memeing Redemption Arcs fam. I assumed you wanted an answer my bad 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
Unog said:
Whatever. Enjoy the retarded circlejerk
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Godwinson has just reignited,along with rand, my love of schizo posting is all
My last two ironic chosen race horses for ibs consumed cp live so I don't recommend even for arbitrary meme purposes picking someone to be "redeeemed"

I'd abeeb bear said:
Considering the pills that he's recently come into, I'm going to be hopeful that we get an interesting stream tonight filled with cope and references to the thread.
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10k worth of pills might get us a live od caught on film. Dont addicts unusually binge when they large supplies
 
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