🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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kiwifarmsfan1 said:
When you have no comment, you can still speak through others on twitter through likes:

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Isn't it fascinating how there is always this group of people that will support Ralph, no matter what kind of deprived shit he pulls. Ralph could be molesting 12 year old orphans and I guarantee you there would be at least a few morons claiming it's not that bad, in fact wholesome gunty was just giving them much needed love and attention. Hell, this isn't exclusive to gunty, even fucking serial rapist/killer Ted Bundy managed to form a cultlike following while being locked up in prison.

Ralph may not realize this, but his supporters do more damage than Kiwi Farms ever could. Contrary to narrative he insists on, there are no gayops here, only fellow autists laughing at his antics. Many times he even tried to correct his behaviour as a result of ongoing ridicule (to spite us by denying us reasons to laugh), which ultimately ends up improving his life.

His supporters, on the other hand, do nothing but enable his worst, most destructive personality traits. Ralph is dating a mentally damaged 18 year old? He's such a mensch, nothing suspicious here. Ralph released a potentially incriminating revenge porn? So what, he sure owns them haters. Etc.

He's been reminded multiple times by kiwis just how retarded the idea of dating Faith is and how it's bound to end up in a trashfire. Of course he ignored all the sensible advice, while being patted by the likes of Gaytor and Dax for having an '18 year old babe'. Now look where it brought you Ralph, you made MundaneMatt (of all people) look like a saint compared to you. Good job.
 
Fareal said:
Insurance.

“If you ever leave me/hurt my feelings/disobey me, I have videos and pictures and I will send them to your family/colleagues/friends/the media/pornhub”

You maybe don’t know anyone who would do this, but sadly a lot of folk have run afoul of this particular flavour of nasty.
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to the point we now have laws against it

Superman93 said:
JIHADI JARBO IS NOT TAKING ANY PRISONERS :stress:
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unironically btfoed ralph and called out his simps for what they are, fucking glorious YOU ARE THE BOULDER ETHAN
 
Will dick turn on ralph?
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Andrew Blaze said:
Maybe for some. In this instance I think Ralph was gathering dirt. He didn't tell her he was filming until he was already in her and she was facing away. She noticed the phone and she asked what it was for, he grunted something along the lines of "I'm filming ya." He knew she would be too awkward/self conscious to freak out and hop off and demand he stop recording. Plus it was already to late, she was on cam riding the gunt. I really think this was some heinous scumbaggery on Ethan's part, and I don't blame ppl for wondering about legal implications.
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Ugh. I haven't watched the video because I want to have sex ever again. Wasn't aware there's basically proof that the video itself is non consensual in addition to its being shared. What a fucking awful excuse for a man he is.
 
What has this world come to where Bryan Dunn, Matt Jarbo, and Kraut are wise commentators on a trajectory of redemption by comparison?
Oh Walph you really have tilted the earth's axis.
 
Freedom Fries said:
Perhaps they need to do it that way so she can feel his tiny prick or perhaps it's a logistics issue arising from both of them being massive fat-asses, one with a loose, hanging gunt.
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>wondering about the exact physics of gunt sex
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Gaydurr said:
Isn't it fascinating how there is always this group of people that will support Ralph, no matter what kind of deprived shit he pulls. Ralph could be molesting 12 year old orphans and I guarantee you there would be at least a few morons claiming it's not that bad, in fact wholesome gunty was just giving them much needed love and attention. Hell, this isn't exclusive to gunty, even fucking serial rapist/killer Ted Bundy managed to form a cultlike following while being locked up in prison.

Ralph may not realize this, but his supporters do more damage than Kiwi Farms ever could. Contrary to narrative he insists on, there are no gayops here, only fellow autists laughing at his antics. Many times he even tried to correct his behaviour as a result of ongoing ridicule (to spite us by denying us reasons to laugh), which ultimately ends up improving his life.

His supporters, on the other hand, do nothing but enable his worst, most destructive personality traits. Ralph is dating a mentally damaged 18 year old? He's such a mensch, nothing suspicious here. Ralph released a potentially incriminating revenge porn? So what, he sure owns them haters. Etc.

He's been reminded multiple times by kiwis just how retarded the idea of dating Faith is and how it's bound to end up in a trashfire. Of course he ignored all the sensible advice, while being patted by the likes of Gaytor and Dax for having an '18 year old babe'. Now look where it brought you Ralph, you made MundaneMatt (of all people) look like a saint compared to you. Good job.
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Our laughing made this possible. All we did was sit back and laugh and laugh and laugh.

Over 100 people gathered last night to laugh at messages about him and that laughter triggered him so hard that he fucked himself over without anyone doing shit.

Laughter makes the corn grow. Keep laughing everyone.
 
Third_World_Detractor said:
They gonna burn everything to the ground, right?
Blood for the blood God, I guess...
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Doubtful this will be the end. The same old guard have been running defense for him through every other event, doubt that's going to change now. He's somehow maintained 50-150 actual, dedicated paypigs throughout the entirety of his downward trend, and that sunk cost fallacy is definitely going to keep most of them going I'd guess.
 
Will archive the Matt stream here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIwqDUwg4Cc
https://archive.vn/wip/omMk8

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5
 
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Gunt.Inc said:
Holy shit I'm this unlucky I watched for like ten hours and was waiting for the Gunt to get out of his Drunken coma only for him to post a minute or two after I went to bed.
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Same, it was so late and literally two minutes after I went to sleep he posted the sex tape.

Thank god he did because I would've stayedup all night watching this bullshit.
 
Null said:
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That’s marvelous.

What’s it like having “enemies” that constantly shoot themselves in the foot and take all the work out of beating them? Everyone who has ever gone against you just ends up fucking themselves. It’s kind of amazing.
 
Had said:
Will dick turn on ralph?
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Look Dick I know you're fucking retarded but neither of these two issues even when put in a mutually exclusive spotlight is good. Getting an 18 year old methhead retard drunk just to satisfied your own ego and hubris is pathetic and embarrassing. Also Ralph has a microdick so theres that too. There is not spinning this. There is no "alternative explanation". There is no different way of angling this. Come up with any sort of cope you like but at the end of the day Ralph is a fucking retard. That's it.
 
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