Ethan Ralph, Fugitive from Justice

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I am the real Ethan Ralph and this farcical poser has committed crimes in my name and stolen my legacy. I ask my fans in this thread to crusade with me so I can take back what's mine. No longer shall we stand for this pilfering nonsense! CHARGE!!!
 
Isn’t faking an address technically perjury? Piggertits already followed this massive W with a Massive potential L.

Never change Piggertits.
 
No matter how awful a cow is how inept or how flat out evil. There's something extra amusing about when they make a smarty hard choice.

Ralph is a king at avoiding responsibilities with out saying.

If he took this deal and pays it off well damn. It'll be a rare W. Its also funnier as many said because it makes so many look so much worse.

Think all the dumb ass bail jumpers etc that got flexed on by the Ralphamale. I fully believe Ralph isn't turning a new leaf or gonna be dad of the year or a good person because one time he did right but, it's just another hilarious twist in his story.
 
Bassomatic said:
No matter how awful a cow is how inept or how flat out evil. There's something extra amusing about when they make a smarty hard choice.

Ralph is a king at avoiding responsibilities with out saying.
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Say what you like about the pig man. I do. And it's fun. Because SOO-WEE.

But it really underscores how vastly incompetent and stupid that Nick is that he's spending so much money to lose way harder than Ralph just did. It may be retarded to view an L as a W, as Piggy tends to do, but compared to whatever Nick has done to his life, when Nick started out with every advantage a cocksucking faggot baby born with a silver dick in his ass, Ralph is way smarter navigating the legal system.
 
Ralph should have asked them to throw him in jail. He'd be living in the life of luxury compared to the self-imposed hellish exile he's living now.
 
It always lifts my spirits to see the conclusion of a mini RalphaCycle. For those that are unaware, it goes a little like this:

  1. Do something stupid.
  2. Face consequences.
  3. Freak the fuck out.
  4. Tell everyone how it isn’t a bit deal.
  5. Freak the fuck out.
  6. Tell everyone how it will never happen.
  7. Happens.
  8. Freak the fuck out.
  9. Pay a small fine and handle it like a normal person.
  10. Go absolutely nuts at this huge fucking win.
  11. Do something even more stupid than original because you’re unstoppable.
 
Obscura539 said:
It always lifts my spirits to see the conclusion of a mini RalphaCycle. For those that are unaware, it goes a little like this:
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And the RalphaCycle is more functional than whatever Sick Cuckieta is operating on.
 
Hi welcome to Guntsplaining the interwebs I'm your host Ethan Ralph of Gunt Law a small crack shack in Yukitan Mexico and today we are discussing a case where a live streamer quashed a federal warrant for a $600 fine and a suspended sentence...
 
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