🔗 Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. WingsOfRedemption - Two fat failing lolcows with substance abuse issues talk shit about each other. Ralph threatens an IRL fight with Wings

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Psionic Rat said:
The fight would be funny but short. Wings would ring Ralph's bell so quickly King Cobra would want to put him in his clock tower.

Most likely future: Gunt talks big bluster, finds some bullshit reason to not have to back up his words, and the resulting shit show will cause a relapse.

Edit to add: what happened to Ralph's proclamation that he'd drop weight or kill himself? I can't remember exactly how low by when, but it was something like 175lbs by June.
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thats what the endless pillstreams were for. ralph is truly a gunt of his word.
 
.iota. said:
yesterday, prior to wings' decisive win in the boxing match against boogie, the ragepig tweeted:

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i hope that he accepts, but before he does, i want to remind everyone of all of the nonsense that he was slurring and snorting and squealing less than two months ago, which i'm sure that he's since forgotten about:
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I guess the cooldown for challenging people to boxing non-events that he'll invent every reason in the world to bitch out of, is finally down.
I don't feel like watching a rerun of this shit. Do a flip, Ralph.
 
Ralph & Wings are beefing again, Ralph’s recent stream is about Wings and Boogie shitting on Ralph over Christmas

TLDR: Boogie/Wings accuse Ralph of using steroids, subtly throw shade at the Gunt
 
PunishedFranco said:
That's the only reason he's challenging him, he knows it's impossible and will never happen.
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The record is plain to see. He only hits women, he just spits and hollers at men.

Ralph would spit out his mouthguard reflexively the second Wingo advanced. Probably cries to the ring girls for help when the ref refuses to arrest him.
 
Braphamut said:
The record is plain to see. He only hits women, he just spits and hollers at men.

Ralph would spit out his mouthguard reflexively the second Wingo advanced. Probably cries to the ring girls for help when the ref refuses to arrest him.
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Aside from sheer mass the biggest difference between Wings and Ralphright now is Wings can actually throw a punch.
 
Braphamut said:
Ralph would spit out his mouthguard reflexively the second Wingo advanced. Probably cries to the ring girls for help when the ref refuses to arrest him.
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Inquisitor_BadAss said:
Aside from sheer mass the biggest difference between Wings and Ralph right now is Wings can actually throw a punch.
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It would be Jim Ross after the Bells Palsy vs. Eric "Butterbean" Esch in comparison to each other.
 
Mega-crosspost from the Ralph Tweets and Wings threads:
Rage Pig said:
Just saw these tweets. That's desperation, holy shit. Money is running out.
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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
Ralph has now publicly announced he's joining the Conway Whale Watchers after the months him and Wings have been taking pot shots at each other.
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Reminder to not immediately trust anything that comes from the CWW and especially Yolo. They have a long history of lying and fabricating evidence.
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Bill Kilgore said:
Not sure what Metokur's position on Wings's trolls were, but as long as it means he can bully the Ralphamale again, I don't think he would care.
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Catboy Ranch Dressing said:
I stopped bothering with his MW3 streams, but apparently he said he quit the Lolcow Podcast yesterday.
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I genuinely believe this isn't more kayfabe coming from the podcast, and he actually quit. Giving up at the first sign of trouble is totally Wings' MO, and immediately shutting down all discussion and banning everyone who brings it up shows it's a sore spot for him. Plus he's getting sick of MW3, so he might finally stop fucking playing it soon too.
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Osama Bin Laden said:
they officially announced it (L/A)
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And here's Ralph's explosive appearance on Lolcow Live (timestamped at 16m30s):
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New Lolcow Live episode clickbaits Ralph, they open by shit-talking him but he obviously hasn't been brought on:
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I'm guessing this was filmed before Wings quit?
 
Ralph is gonna do what? Fight who? Ralph, we've seen you fight before. You couldn't whoop half of anyone's ass if the other half was helping you. You couldn't even win a single round in Mortal Kombat against Cancerman Jim. Even if Jordie has never thrown hands, I'd still put my money on him to fuck you up Gunt.
 
UCantCCPMe said:
Ralph is gonna do what? Fight who? Ralph, we've seen you fight before. You couldn't whoop half of anyone's ass if the other half was helping you. You couldn't even win a single round in Mortal Kombat against Cancerman Jim. Even if Jordie has never thrown hands, I'd still put my money on him to fuck you up Gunt.
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Seriously, who wins out of Ralph and Boogie?

I can't pick a winner in that fight.
 
>old information
>probably Pantsuela which happened literally less than 24 hours ago

Cowardly swine.
 
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