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Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Gabe Hoffman - Angry Hog takes on ZOG.
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>Be Gabbie Hoffman
>Try to short $Tesla
>Woopsies, bad position, (allegedly) $100,000,000 out of pocket
>Better judgement next time
>Be Ethan Ralph
>Misplace $40
>HOLLERS at Corine for hours
>Finds $40 later
Ethan, even if he did lose 100 million on a bad position, you're just showing he can afford that while you would squeal and holler at the sight of losing $40.
Pathetic pig.
So this user is alleging that Gabe had a $100 million portfolio and lost on hedges out of his expertise, which was pharmaceuticals.
Gabe was working at Welch Capital previously if I recall correctly, to say pharmaceutical companies was out of his expertise is a long stretch.
Well contact Ethan Ralph then, he'd know when to short Pfizer when that Xanax runs low.
This time last year, they had less than $5 million, he's claiming that Gabe brought the portfolio of 100 million down to just 5 million. He also claims 2019 and onward, Gabe hedged against $Tesla which was where he made most of the losses? That's just total nonsense.
Ethan Ralph took this random comment and ran with "Gabe Hoffman lost $100 million for because he was trying to short Tesla"? That's not even what they said, can you fucking read you stupid high school dropout pig?
The user probably found this and just ran with "they lost money hedging against Tesla".
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You can deduce their positions from 13F forms, the most recent one was in 2018 which means after that, they no longer invested over $100 million so they no longer had to file 13F.
13F does NOT show short positions.
(Filing date) 14th Feb 2018:
14th Nov 2018:
Where is this random user even getting the figures from? From 2019 and onward, they didn't file any 13F.
Actually, I think I get it now.
Their latest 2018 13F indicates they had over 100 million invested and they were shorting Tesla (?). $92,934,000, it didn't go well.
Their most recent ADV W indicated $3 million assets. This poster just ran with "Gabe Hoffman turned 100 million into 3 million by shorting Tesla".
Whoever posted this just assumed they were shorting Tesla and lost 97 million dollars or something.
That's a very far stretch. Lack of 13F filings simply meant they didn't make investments of over $100 million. This doesn't mean they went full Wallstreet Bets mode and lost $93 million in a single quarter.
"Financially illiterate" was being nice.
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The fat faggot said in the e-mail to Vickers about signing away his parental rights if the CS payments stopped and that he had paid "about $13000 now so it's not like I haven't contributed anything".
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Gabbie did post what seems like a rebuttal / explanation.
I don't know shit about this kind of finance. Can anyone explain?
Anyway, gun to my head, I would have to guess that like usual, Piggertits didn't know what the fuck he was talking about.
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I don't know shit about this kind of finance. Can anyone explain?
Anyway, gun to my head, I would have to guess that like usual, Piggertits didn't know what the fuck he was talking about.
ghostarchive is fucked for me right now
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It's best for someone like piggy who would sign up to Playstation Network credit cards to just shut the fuck up about this stuff.
The guy is a Jewish hedge fund manager with a degree in finance and mathematics, you're not going to outjew him.
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Wrong again! Ralphacurse got him to go from 100 million to only 4 million! Ralphamale W!