🔗 Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph &/vs. Dax Herrera Speculation - The union between a diddler and a rage pig.

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When will they break up?

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So when has Ralph ever told a funny joke?
Well there was that time when he told mundane - wait no that was Zidan
How about when - sorry that was Metokur
What about when Corine - hang on that was Dick
But on the same call - no, no, that was null
And then after that - shit, that was Metokur again
Oh! Do you remember - ah, actually that was flamenco
I know, remember that time Gator called in but actually - oh no, wait, wait, that was Dame Pesos
 
Well there was that time when he told mundane - wait no that was Zidan
How about when - sorry that was Metokur
What about when Corine - hang on that was Dick
But on the same call - no, no, that was null
And then after that - shit, that was Metokur again
Oh! Do you remember - ah, actually that was flamenco
I know, remember that time Gator called in but actually - oh no, wait, wait, that was Dame Pesos
Yeah, Ralph's main strengths were his willingness to host a consistent stream and connections to more talented people that he's now alienated because of his behavior. Ralph, of course, doesn't understand this and thinks his talent and charisma carried the show instead of being able to host the stream and shut up.
 
Yeah, his 2 major skills were booking excellent guests and drinking himself into a stupor while they had a completely unmoderated shouting match

Ironically Dick had fairly similar skills, getting a weirdo on the line and throwing out a few hooks to laugh at them

Both of their shows have gone down since they moved away from that
 
Yeah, his 2 major skills were booking excellent guests and drinking himself into a stupor while they had a completely unmoderated shouting match

Ironically Dick had fairly similar skills, getting a weirdo on the line and throwing out a few hooks to laugh at them

Both of their shows have gone down since they moved away from that

When I had stopped listening to the Dick Show he had already lost all of his good guests. He kept trying to invite "The Bagel Boss", some New York manlet who yelled about women, every single week. I found myself skipping past those sections every week.

If the only attraction to a show is your ability to wrangle guests and you start fucking that up, it's over.

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What I find ridiculous about Ralph is that he's tried to combine the personalities of Dax and Nick; a guy who treats women like shit and sex objects and a Christian family man, all while utterly failing at both of these conflicting personalities.

Dax at least in his younger days was a decent looking guy and I really don't doubt that he was able to pull in dumbass LA pussy by at least being a drug hookup. And Nick has a loving wife, married in a Church with a license not a bowling alley with a penned in cocktail napkin, and the five kids that he raises with his values.
 
Yeah, his 2 major skills were booking excellent guests
Except that was Zidan, Ethan's only "skill" if you can call it that, was to drunkenly stumble upon a twitter checkmark back when they were relatively easy to obtain, then letting his milk fed gimps hook guests in, guests who believed Ethan was a bigger deal than he was, as he carried the mark of the bird.
 
Okay, new theory. Dick will turn on Ralph when he discovers how fun it is to make fun of Gunt. Metokur didn't break him, but Dick would genuinely have a moment of joy every time Jim would throw a joke about Ralph before he'd frown to cover up. He acted like when someone makes a joke about your friend and you know its funny, but you don't want to laugh at your friend's expense. So you do your best to cover up the involuntary laugh response with a stern look of disapproval.
I'm sure Ralph will probably go with the angle that Metokur was trying to turn Dick against him by first giving a 20 minute monologue about how Jade is a fat Asian whore that's cooking Jim's dog and was a key player in fucking gamergate.
The truth is Ethan, you married a horse and ducked out of coming on Dick's show because Daddy Jim had his belt off and you were avoiding a whoopin.
 
Hearing that Dick and Jim interview now makes it clear Dick will forever suckle on the gunt for sustenance and sweep it up like a good jannie.

Congrats Dick you’re the new Gator! May blonde Puerto Ricans be yours!
 
Honestly? I think most of the blame for the planned appearance of Jim on the Kino Casino can be put squarely on his appearance on Dax’s show. Specifically, I think he’s got blue balls after that.

My guess is that Jim expected one of two options, like the rest of us did: either this was Dax finally being willing to make fun of Ralph, even if it wouldn’t be a hard break on his end… or that Dax would flat out defend Ralph, and maybe even have him ‘surprise join’ to face off and ambush Jim. Now, it seems like the plan was actually the latter, but Ralph likely pussed out and left just some weak protestations from Dax.

Either of those might have been enough to sate Jim, so long as Ralph focused his raging at other targets afterwards (unlikely admittedly, but it probably would have been a reprieve)… but that didn’t happen.

Ralph has cost Jim valuable entertainment, and I think he’s looking to collect that harvest with interest by choosing a platform that’ll almost certainly set Ralph off. Could be wrong, but certainly seems like this is all on Dax.
 
Dick has displayed dubious traits of loyalty by not being on the front line for his compadre Ralph.

Ralph was probably secretly seething about Dax ever since the fake injury to avoid the Portugal trip; after running away from the bowling tourney and having Jim on his show. We know how much of a Bitch Ralph is, he probably didn't say anything because Dick was the only one even slightly gunt guarding after Gator left. This is the exact same boiling point his relationship with Nick Rekieta was on prior to the shartening.

But the Ralphamale doesn't need dick no more, he's got new and more loyal friends now. All we need is for Dax to even lightly joke about Ralph in ANY kind of way for Ralph to hilariously lash out at him. if Dick doesn't join AF with him, he'll be cut loose.

There's some corn to be harvested at the Herrera field, it's high yield. Several tons per acre. It's going to happen soon.
 
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Dick has displayed dubious traits of loyalty by not being on the front line for his compadre Ralph.

Ralph was probably secretly seething about Dax ever since the fake injury to avoid the Portugal trip; after running away from the bowling tourney and having Jim on his show. We know how much of a Bitch Ralph is, he probably didn't say anything because Dick was the only one even slightly gunt guarding after Gator left. This is the exact same boiling point his relationship with Nick Rekieta was on prior to the shartening.

But the Ralphamale doesn't need dick no more, he's got new and more loyal friends now. All we need is for Dax to even lightly joke about Ralph in ANY kind of way for Ralph to hilariously lash out at him. if Dick doesn't join AF with him, he'll be cut loose.
I'm pretty confident Ethan went hard on AF because he wants Fuentes to be his new daddy instead of Masterson. He'll betray Dick in spectacular fashion as soon as the slightest provocation occurs. So looking forward to that Mexican nigger faggot getting Ralph's vitriol shoved in his face. It still pisses me off watching him get all quiet about Ralph when Metokur was on.
 
So looking forward to that Mexican nigger faggot getting Ralph's vitriol shoved in his face. It still pisses me off watching him get all quiet about Ralph when Metokur was on.
Dax Herrera is one of the biggest cowards in this sektur, from the top on down.
 
Dax Herrera is one of the biggest cowards in this sektur, from the top on down.
Dax Herrara wanted to/did suck cock "if it was big enough" at Burning Man. He's a closet faggot and surrounds himself with pedophiles. He is a pedophile himself as well. Dick bonds with Gunt through their shared love of child prostitutes.

We know Dick the Beaner Queer is reading this thread, and will call this "misinformation". Well go ahead and clear the record on your show faggot. We know you won't because everything I said is true. Sad.
 
Dax Herrara wanted to/did suck cock "if it was big enough" at Burning Man. He's a closet faggot and surrounds himself with pedophiles. He is a pedophile himself as well. Dick bonds with Gunt through their shared love of child prostitutes.
I do have to give Dax Herrera a bit of credit for being man enough to take another guy’s cock in his asshole. But I’m sure that habit is driven by degeneracy, not courage.
 
I do have to give Dax Herrera a bit of credit for being man enough to take another guy’s cock in his asshole. But I’m sure that habit is driven by degeneracy, not courage.
It's driven by sheer lust for gay cock. He gave up his manhood in exchange for submission to another gay man - while he imagined himself being a woman, as he does when he watches porn. I've heard from reliable sources that Dax Herrara watches CP to relax after long Gunt-Guarding and pedo-defending sessions.
 
I'm pretty confident Ethan went hard on AF because he wants Fuentes to be his new daddy instead of Masterson. He'll betray Dick in spectacular fashion as soon as the slightest provocation occurs. So looking forward to that Mexican nigger faggot getting Ralph's vitriol shoved in his face. It still pisses me off watching him get all quiet about Ralph when Metokur was on.
And when Ralph abandons Dick he will act like it's a shocking betrayal and that he never really liked Ralph when everyone warned him about this and he gunt guarded hard.
 
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