🔗 Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph &/vs. Dax Herrera Speculation - The union between a diddler and a rage pig.

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When will they break up?

  • Within a month!

    Votes: 153 21.2%

  • Three months.

    Votes: 224 31.0%

  • Within a year.

    Votes: 160 22.1%

  • NEVER! A-logs BTFO Eternally!11!!

    Votes: 186 25.7%
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    723
There is ZERO chance that Ralph and Dax hadn't talked about Ralph coming on during the Metokur call and it was obvious during the segment.
  • Dax asks Metokur if he "minds" that Ralph call in, when Metokur says he doesn't give a shit Dax picks up his phone and sends a one/two word text to Ralph (7:02 on this video)
  • Metokur even calls him out and Dax pretends that he wasn't the case but the discussion moves to Dax faking an injury instead (7:35)
  • Afterwards, Dax keeps checking his phone throughout the rest of the video waiting for a reply that never comes, (if he's waiting for a reply he must have sent something to Ralph, no? So he obviously lied when Metokur called him out and he denied texting Ralph)
However you want to look at it, there is no way Dax could have provided enough info in such a short message. One or two words mean he wrote something like "call in" or "OK" or "do it" or any equivalent, meaning they would have had to have talked about it beforehand for that to be the case.

You might want to argue that Dax could have just have asked him to call anyway without discussing it first, but with how big of a deal Ralph made about being "ambushed" and the fact that without more info Ralph could think that Metokur is gone and Dax is asking him on to give him a chance to respond, or any other scenario the pig might think up.
There is no way on earth that Dax would not OK it with Ralph first for fear of being accused of setting Ralph up (when he inevitably makes an ass of himself against Metokur on stream), besides he is too much of a gunt guard to do that.

There are only two possible options; either Ralph is a fucking coward (obviously) and didn't want to confront Metokur without mute/volume control/hanging up and calling back in (because he looks like a huge bitch doing that), or he was just too drunk/high/intoxicated.
While the second option is possible, this guy spends every second he is awake highly intoxicated, and he still manages to get into retarded shit because he spends all of his time online, so I doubt that's what happened.

In short, Ralph is bitch made.
 
Thirteenfifty said:
Can any former/current dick show watcher tell me what you found enjoyable about his show? it's always blown me away it makes as much money as it does on patreon for such a boring podcast
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At the beginning I was a biggest problem fan and I liked Dax much more than Maddox, In The Dick Show I liked when he got to talk about a subject because he tends to get quite shout-y and exited when its something relating to daily life thats 'a rage'. He has over time gotten much more tame and relaxed but a lot of fans have been listening for so long that they quite like Dax's way to tell stories. Some of the more cultish listeners tend to view Dax as their dad, but that is quite cringe for most fans. For most fans it's just background noise to listen to and maybe get a good laugh once or twice.
 
They talked about it for sure, and I think Ralph even hoped to get on for a reconciliation with his daddy. But Jim just wasn't showing a signs of ever stopping to laugh at Ralph and so Ralph got heartbroken once again. His hope, his pipedream of somehow making up with Jim shattered. He still loves him so.
 
Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
I think it's funnier that they PLANNED an "ambush" only for it to burn up in front of their eyes and having Dax suffer alone
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Dago Dax looked so uncomfortable with all the great Ralph jokes Jim was making. He was such a beta faggot refusing to respond and acting all awkward, not knowing what to say. Is Ralph your girlfriend, Dick? Why do you have to defend your pill-popping felon friend’s honor if you’re not even getting your dick wet? Then again, after this faggoty behavior maybe there is a horrifying secret between you two.

I theorize Ethan Ralph date-raped Dax with his Memphis Micro, and ever since then Dax has been Ralph’s sissy hypno slave bitch. That would explain how he jumps to Ralph’s defense like Will Smith jumped to his bald slave master’s command at the Oscars.
 
EyeGuy said:
Terrible fake excuse from Ralph:
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The same "Mundane Ratt" that you trottered away from at the speed of light, pussy.

Hüftpriester said:
The absolute state of the Ralphamale.
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"I was watching baseball, not the interview between my Internet daddy and newest mortal enemy"
Big X on that one, fat boy. Imagine expecting people to believe that.
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Each time Ralph uses "lol, lmao" and girly emojis, he's seething. This should be a rule.

Mr E. Grifter said:
I'm a bit ignorant of Crypto, but surely all that information can be traced back via the Blockchain anyway?
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Not feasibly. The couple you're talking about was a massive breach and the world was staring at the wallet, the funds were essentially blacklisted. This makes washing the money pretty much impossible. It's with all regards one of few huge outlier cases. This is why many hackers end up just returning the crypto and claim it's a prank when the dread of Eternally not being able to access the large amount of funds and a potential decade-long prison sentence seeks in. The hack was just a thrill of the moment.

I recall a case where a guy actually notified a hacker through the blockchain of some event, it was the hacker's trace that could expose him. This guy got 3 ETH as a reward from the hacker, which he fumbled and immediately sent the ETH to a charity's wallet since he was doxed. He understood this ETH was dirty money and he could be fucked for accepting the "gift" since this was a high profile hack.

For small quantities, we're talking about 5-6 digits, people use TornadoCash which is essentially a tumbler, put cryptoshekel in, wait for some time, you get new crypto out with a new wallet, all the legitimate crypto is mixed with dirty ones. People who use TornadoCash are either criminals or autists who are paranoid. This is a decentralised app, so the glowies can't do shit. Tracking is still possible, but infeasible.

Now if you fed millions worth of illegitimate crypto into this, it'll be very hard to wash and due to the sheer quantity, there's definitely machine learning methods to trace it all. It's all about feasibility. Dax's alleged illegitimate drug gains will be incredibly easy to launder.
 
I like how Dick immediately defined Xanax as a recreational drug instead of saying prescription drug, anti-anxiety medication, something you should never use, etc... Nah to Dick it's something guzzled down for a good time, fuck sobriety.

Degenerate scum.
 
LovecraftFan88 said:
Considering how many a-logs are rooting for Ralph to at least stay out of prison, debter's or otherwise, I can understand the confusion.
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I'd be just fine with a Ralph prison arc if they would let him stream from the big house with added commentary from his cellmate, but we all know that's not gonna happen.
UCantCCPMe said:
On it's surface it is a good scheme, however, keep in mind that if it is the case that Dick is trying to use Patreon to launder money, then he faces a tremendous risk should one of those subs get busted and squeals about the whole scheme. The smarter option would be to launder money through crypto like bitcoin so that the transaction gets lost in the sea of transactions on the block chain. Each one of those Patreon transactions is linked to a bank account, which is linked to personal information of some form, creating a chain of connections that would ultimately lead back to Dick.
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Bitcoin wouldn't be my first choice. As far as I know the IRS is still offering up a bounty to whoever can crack Monero, so you'd probably be pretty safe with that assuming you had good opsec.
 
Keranu said:
I like how Dick immediately defined Xanax as a recreational drug instead of saying prescription drug, anti-anxiety medication, something you should never use, etc... Nah to Dick it's something guzzled down for a good time, fuck sobriety.

Degenerate scum.
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Best part being Sean has talked about his issues with depression and addiction and is probably fully aware of what Xanax is. It's only been around for what, 20 years?
 
Trigger Me Timbers said:
He hates that these guys are moving on with their lives, Dick wants to get as many people as he can down in the bars and strip joints with him who will pat his back and say “yer fuck having kids and getting married! That’s for fags!“. Dick also has the luxury that now he is king of the degenerates since he’s arguably the most wealthy of the lot
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That's also partially to what Null also analyzed- that even he audience is getting older and having kids and he's still playing Peter Pan. He's no longer relatable.
I think he also ran out of stories. He had some cool fucking stories in Biggest Problem and early Dick Show but after giving one once a week, you're going to be bound to act like your either senile or boastful uncle who keeps telling the same story
 
Hypervitaminosis said:
Dax is contemplating every single choice in his life, trying to pin down the one which led him to this state.
And Shaun is in the second stage of an Animorph transition.

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Is there a link to the "dressing down" stream with Dick? I don't really want to go through Dick's backlog. I don't even usually watch his show.
 
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