🔗 Crossover Ethan Oliver Ralph &/vs. Dax Herrera Speculation - The union between a diddler and a rage pig.

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When will they break up?

  • Within a month!

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  • Three months.

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  • Within a year.

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  • NEVER! A-logs BTFO Eternally!11!!

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The absolute state of the Ralphamale.
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"I was watching baseball, not the interview between my Internet daddy and newest mortal enemy"
Big X on that one, fat boy. Imagine expecting people to believe that.
Ralph 100% knew the show was going to happen. Ralph 100% knew Dax wanted him to call in for the content. Ralph would 100% know when Dax sends a text. Ralph is on Kiwi Farms all day long.

Ralph is 100% a scared, bitch-made wigger.
 
Diddler Dax probably started jerking his circumcised mexican micropenis immediately after hearing this, more money for the show and a way to distract Ralph's alogs from the fact he launched a pro-pedophila crusade on Ralph's side not that long ago. Jim's audience didn't mix that much with the PPP/alog crowd that was shitting on Dax during the cuties and digitroon saga, he's going to try and grift some of them to his side.



Agreed. Even before the diddler saga and during the Maddox fight I found his show to be extremely stale, I tried watching but it's just him talking about daily mundane shit 95% of the time.

Can any former/current dick show watcher tell me what you found enjoyable about his show? it's always blown me away it makes as much money as it does on patreon for such a boring podcast
There was a point where it was decent early on, then at some point it just became ok for having on while you’re driving/doing menial shit, then it reached a point where shit just got boring around the Mint Salad shit and Riley becoming a character in his own right. I eventually fucked off at the same time Josh did because of Cuties.
 
Dick has been odd the past year and this is somebody who's been listening to him since Day 1 Biggest Problem. I also stopped listening to him a year ago and I can't put my finger on to why.

He's always pulled the Tough McCoolguy stunt and will throw anybody under the bus for the sake of a laugh or cash (A lot of the original guests from Dick Show no longer being around for example) so it's odd why he sticks with Ralph and now well, Vito.
Your story sounds very similar to mine

My one and only guess is since Dick is an open degenerate, sex and drugs galore- Ralph partook with him and knows about something potentially unsavory and vice versa.
So what do you call it? mutually assured destruction? Both have ammo about each other so they're permanently in an amicable, yet obviously uncomfortable dalliance. For fuck sake, Dick blocks anybody mentioning Ralph negatively now and that's very unlike his character

So I have a theory I have been concocting for a while now about Dicks protection of Ralph and Mersh.

Dick needs IRL alcoholics around him.

Long time listeners to Dicks will know that he never really grew up past 28, he is Peter Pan, whiles all his friends grow up and either get sober (Shaun) or have a family (life coach, my man Steve etc…) he is still dropping acid, spending too much time online and beating it to hentai. And not just his friends, the really funny Dickshow characters have all left, even Tanner the faggot I think has stopped listening.

He hates that these guys are moving on with their lives, Dick wants to get as many people as he can down in the bars and strip joints with him who will pat his back and say “yer fuck having kids and getting married! That’s for fags!“. Dick also has the luxury that now he is king of the degenerates since he’s arguably the most wealthy of the lot.

Another point I wanted to make is the way dick talks about ralph on his show (when Ralph has fucked up) was weirdly empathetic. I remember one stand out moment for me was I think Nick was slamming Ralph on the dick show and dick said in what I assume is his normal voice “well yer he’s an alcoholic“ under his breath And later would say he understood Ralph’s anger and that he (dick) would be same way if people were lying about him shitting his Pants.. just his cadence and tone was jarring but in a weirdly concerned way. Like this was the first truth dick has said in years.
 
This could work theoretically, but in a practical sense it would be difficult.

See, Dax would receive money for drugs via PayPal, or similar services, primarily. There may be some hard cash transferring over. He needs to account for this, otherwise police would easily be able to use undercover this shit by looking at the financials.

If he used Patreon as a money laundering process he would need to set up the accounts which in turn he sends money to in order to launder it. These would all then link back to him, and having lots of little accounts pushing around $20 would be incredibly suspicious. It would be more obvious than just recieving the money unaccounted for.

I guess it would be possible for him to sell drugs on a regular basis, but in turn ask for the recipient to pay him via Patreon for his "show", and that way the money is accounted for but the actual purpose of the transaction is hidden... Actually, that's quite smart.
On it's surface it is a good scheme, however, keep in mind that if it is the case that Dick is trying to use Patreon to launder money, then he faces a tremendous risk should one of those subs get busted and squeals about the whole scheme. The smarter option would be to launder money through crypto like bitcoin so that the transaction gets lost in the sea of transactions on the block chain. Each one of those Patreon transactions is linked to a bank account, which is linked to personal information of some form, creating a chain of connections that would ultimately lead back to Dick.
 
The absolute state of the Ralphamale.
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"I was watching baseball, not the interview between my Internet daddy and newest mortal enemy"
Big X on that one, fat boy. Imagine expecting people to believe that.
I believe it, you have to pay to listen to it. Ralph is too cheap and Dick too Jewish to let Ralph listen for free. He’ll no doubt watch it when someone posts a link in this thread.
 
On it's surface it is a good scheme, however, keep in mind that if it is the case that Dick is trying to use Patreon to launder money, then he faces a tremendous risk should one of those subs get busted and squeals about the whole scheme. The smarter option would be to launder money through crypto like bitcoin so that the transaction gets lost in the sea of transactions on the block chain. Each one of those Patreon transactions is linked to a bank account, which is linked to personal information of some form, creating a chain of connections that would ultimately lead back to Dick.
Exactly. It’s too many points of failure, and is too convoluted due to the number of accounts that’d be involved, to make any sense.
 
Dax confirmed for total fucking pussy. Imagine being intimidated by Ethan Ralph. :story:

Jim tried his best to make it fun, but Dax was determined to keep it boring. What was even the point of having him on?
The longer he sticks with Ralph the funnier it's going to be when they acrimoniously part ways.
 
On it's surface it is a good scheme, however, keep in mind that if it is the case that Dick is trying to use Patreon to launder money, then he faces a tremendous risk should one of those subs get busted and squeals about the whole scheme. The smarter option would be to launder money through crypto like bitcoin so that the transaction gets lost in the sea of transactions on the block chain. Each one of those Patreon transactions is linked to a bank account, which is linked to personal information of some form, creating a chain of connections that would ultimately lead back to Dick.
I'm a bit ignorant of Crypto, but surely all that information can be traced back via the Blockchain anyway? - I know they caught that New York couple who stole from one of the Crypto exchanges recently, they got the Bitcoin but then couldn't move it because it would show in the Blockchain who ended up as the recipient.

Oh sure, I'm not saying it's the best solution - for instance, Patreon is going to take a huge chunk out of your profits... Unless you set up your own Patreon alternative NP2 and get legitimate users to try and hide it's real use.

One of your buyers being caught would be a problem regardless of how you have them pay. Unless you have an anonymised service as you see on the Dark Web. If he did this he wouldn't launder directly through Patreon.

My guess is, if these schitzo-takes are accurate, that he sells to people on a more personal basis. Perhaps the service is timely, discreet and he is very meticulous so that it's not like dealing with some corner rat.
 
The absolute state of the Ralphamale.
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"I was watching baseball, not the interview between my Internet daddy and newest mortal enemy"
Big X on that one, fat boy. Imagine expecting people to believe that.
Uhhh yeah guys, I would have totally come on, I ain’t scared lol! But I was watching baseball and I couldn’t hear my phone buzzing…and my discord was banned so I couldn’t check it…..and I didn’t know they were streaming about me…..and uhhh, I had to go pick boulders with my kid….a guy in TaNIno, Washington was selling river rocks.

What a scared faggot. God Ralph, you’ve fallen so far. You’re so, so afraid of other men on the internet, no matter how autistic.

The Ralphamale’s time is over. He’s beaten, forgotten. Ralph, because you I know read all this, let it sink in - you’re done. All your enemies won, and you lost every battle. Pitiful.
 
Ralph’s real excuse for not going on The Dick Show was because he’s ran out of Xanies and didn’t have enough Makers Mark to feel like a tough guy.

We all know what happened last time he was roasted by Metokur: he was sobbing “plz no bull daddy Jim. We R Best Frens”.
 
Dax is contemplating every single choice in his life, trying to pin down the one which led him to this state.
And Shaun is in the second stage of an Animorph transition.

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Dax is contemplating every single choice in his life, trying to pin down the one which led him to this state.
And Shaun is in the second stage of an Animorph transition.

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Xeeaanguhh was always the best part of the show. Didn't give a fuck about the weird internet shit beyond hearing about it, had no desire to include himself in random bullshit, and called Dick out constantly. Especially on anything regarding mental health.
 
I'm a bit ignorant of Crypto, but surely all that information can be traced back via the Blockchain anyway? - I know they caught that New York couple who stole from one of the Crypto exchanges recently, they got the Bitcoin but then couldn't move it because it would show in the Blockchain who ended up as the recipient.

Oh sure, I'm not saying it's the best solution - for instance, Patreon is going to take a huge chunk out of your profits... Unless you set up your own Patreon alternative NP2 and get legitimate users to try and hide it's real use.

One of your buyers being caught would be a problem regardless of how you have them pay. Unless you have an anonymised service as you see on the Dark Web. If he did this he wouldn't launder directly through Patreon.

My guess is, if these schitzo-takes are accurate, that he sells to people on a more personal basis. Perhaps the service is timely, discreet and he is very meticulous so that it's not like dealing with some corner rat.
It can be but it's more of a pain in the ass, especially if someone is savvy enough to set up several wallets in order to move money around without raising too many red flags. It's not a surefire solution, what with the gummiment getting more knowledgeable about bitcoin and other crypto currencies, but it is more under the radar than anything connected to international banking like Patreon.
Even if a buyer is caught, it's not about what the feds know, it's about what they can prove. If Dick started coming under investigation cause one of his customers got pinched, there's less of a paper trail or atleast less of a undeniable one.
 
The comment about helping Null and Ralph make up was a faux self deprecating comment from when he got Null on the show for Ralph to ambush, post corn joke. He's acting like that wasn't just a set up for Jerry Springer content on his show, but in Ralph's favor. iirc this was a little bit before the "You hang out with pedophiles and delinquents, and you are either directing it allowing them to run me off your show" break up final appearance of Null on The Dick Show. The Ralph ambush was definitely hostile to Null on Dick's part even if he probably was only motivated by getting easy content.


Dick has been odd the past year and this is somebody who's been listening to him since Day 1 Biggest Problem. I also stopped listening to him a year ago and I can't put my finger on to why.

He's always pulled the Tough McCoolguy stunt and will throw anybody under the bus for the sake of a laugh or cash (A lot of the original guests from Dick Show no longer being around for example) so it's odd why he sticks with Ralph and now well, Vito.

My one and only guess is since Dick is an open degenerate, sex and drugs galore- Ralph partook with him and knows about something potentially unsavory and vice versa.
So what do you call it? mutually assured destruction? Both have ammo about each other so they're permanently in an amicable, yet obviously uncomfortable dalliance. For fuck sake, Dick blocks anybody mentioning Ralph negatively now and that's very unlike his character

It's been about a year since I bailed on Dick too, and I have a lot of thoughts about where it went wrong. I think there were three critical elements:
1) Lockdowns: Dick is a very social person, and during lockdown, he went really heavily into Twitter and Internet fwends. I think Twitter really rotted his brain when it's all he had for social peacocking for a year.
2) The Dick Show's premise died. The Dick Show was really an spite fueled project. After the lolsuit, it really didn't have anywhere to go, and Dick really seemed to distance or out right drive off good contributors. He traded Asterios, Null, and Peach for the likes of Ralph and Vito. He also got super lazy cause he didn't care about the show, and put Riley in charge of guests which was a huge mistake.
3) Gay Ops: In the middle of 2020 there was a really big push of Aylogs, mostly against Ralph, but also against Dick and kind of anyone associated with them. PPP and Jesse were prominent, but there were a ton of people, including on here, that sperged the fuck out. The whole Corn Joke originated from Null's frustration at the massive chimp out happening on the Farms. They are the people I detest the most out of the situation. I think Ralph is entertaining to watch and laugh at, I miss when Dick was fun, but I'll never sit through unedited Jesse or PPP content. Dick responded to these attacks by going full contrarian. You want me to hate Ralph? I'm Ralph's best friend and father. You are calling me a pedo for saying I'm not offended by Cuties? It's the best movie ever and I'll defend it to the death of my show. I really do believe he was trolled into ruining his content.
 
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