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Will you give BSG a chance at redemption?

  • Yes, I never doubted Nikkia. I dream about sucking his dick.

    Votes: 4 4.1%

  • Yes, I hate myself and am stuck in a sunk cost fallacy.

    Votes: 7 7.2%

  • No, I spend all day on reddit bitching about Tarkov.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • No, Nikkita has raped me for the last time. I sold the copy of my game to a carry service.

    Votes: 2 2.1%

  • I'm willing to try the game if someone gifts it to me.

    Votes: 3 3.1%

  • I suck at pvp and play COD. I am highly insecure about this and shit on all other pvp games.

    Votes: 3 3.1%

  • I make money cheating at Tarkov so obviously I will play!

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • It's time to spread my cheeks for the very first time with BSG

    Votes: 1 1.0%

  • Nikkita is a greedy Jew and this game is shit.

    Votes: 46 47.4%

  • Cheeki Breeki!!!

    Votes: 31 32.0%
  • Total voters
    97
Dante Alighieri said:
Night raids hit different
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Ever met cultists? First cultist I ever met was at Skeleton on Customs. It was super quiet, and then I heard a faint whisper. Looked around, didn't see anything. Oh yeah, I should mention I went into the night raid without night vision goggles or a flashlight. Not my best idea. Anyways, I hear the whispering getting louder and turn around, and I manage to shoot a cultist that was about to shank me. Got myself a sweet poisoned knife, silenced AK and some T5 body armor. I think these fuckers are programmed to not make any footstep sounds.
 
In my quest for roubles in arena the last few days I've stumbled across a way of working out kits that I really like and will probably continue on with after wipe. (I assume kit progress will be reset with arena wipes)
I play every kit one after the other, in a row, swapping every match regardless of win or loss. So, start with the first class in assault on the left, then the right hand side, then the cqb class and so on until everything is at level two, then work level two kits.
It's relatively easy money, easy arp, prolongs play with early tier kits, and when you're done you'll have access to everything.
 
I've done a lot of night raids and ran into a lot of cultists.
Usually I just hear a lil something behind me and there's a man in robes and a mask running up to stab me.
Always worth the scrap, last one I killed had a juicy AKM loaded with BP.
They're still spooky as fuc
 
Kotol said:
Ever met cultists? First cultist I ever met was at Skeleton on Customs. It was super quiet, and then I heard a faint whisper. Looked around, didn't see anything. Oh yeah, I should mention I went into the night raid without night vision goggles or a flashlight. Not my best idea. Anyways, I hear the whispering getting louder and turn around, and I manage to shoot a cultist that was about to shank me. Got myself a sweet poisoned knife, silenced AK and some T5 body armor. I think these fuckers are programmed to not make any footstep sounds.
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Not yet, and they indeed don't have footsteps.
 
Kotol said:
Ever met cultists? First cultist I ever met was at Skeleton on Customs. It was super quiet, and then I heard a faint whisper. Looked around, didn't see anything. Oh yeah, I should mention I went into the night raid without night vision goggles or a flashlight. Not my best idea. Anyways, I hear the whispering getting louder and turn around, and I manage to shoot a cultist that was about to shank me. Got myself a sweet poisoned knife, silenced AK and some T5 body armor. I think these fuckers are programmed to not make any footstep sounds.
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whatever wipe we were in during June of this year, we had a Cultist event lol. That's the only time they had footsteps I think, but up until it started I had been farming them all day so I was super confused when I was seeing a blue beam on the map out of nowhere and then a few minutes later died to Zyrachiy, the Cultist boss who is only on Lighthouse, on the actual Island with... well, the Lighthouse.
 
Jesus Christ. Classic BSG patch
  • scav infinite loadings bug is back
  • shotguns and pistol recoil changes make them shit again
  • BSG decides that adding microtransactions for stash space is a good idea
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I actually cannot fathom how they manage to fuck it up this badly. BSG manages to deliver something enjoyable and then subsequently ruin player expectations.
 
realitysurf said:
Jesus Christ. Classic BSG patch

I actually cannot fathom how they manage to fuck it up this badly. BSG manages to deliver something enjoyable and then subsequently ruin player expectations.
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Yep, I’m one foot out the door this wipe tbh. This is the year of the rat, nobody moves, they just wait til they hear you and start silently crouch walking (HOW IS THIS STILL SILENT?). The netcode is still dogshit, cheaters are still everywhere, and the armor system has made the game all one taps.

There are no chads left. I miss 10.7 Call of Tarkov. Bring back bunny hopping.

I think I’ll be sticking to Counterstrike for now. Bring on the hat stickers.
 
TTD = Total Tarkov Death said:
Yep, I’m one foot out the door this wipe tbh. This is the year of the rat, nobody moves, they just wait til they hear you and start silently crouch walking (HOW IS THIS STILL SILENT?). The netcode is still dogshit, cheaters are still everywhere, and the armor system has made the game all one taps.

There are no chads left. I miss 10.7 Call of Tarkov. Bring back bunny hopping.

I think I’ll be sticking to Counterstrike for now. Bring on the hat stickers.
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They did have your equipment making noise back around the time when Interchange got added and people complained a LOT about that. If anything, I think this game is going for a more tactical game crowd these days.
 
The Grognard said:
They did have your equipment making noise back around the time when Interchange got added and people complained a LOT about that. If anything, I think this game is going for a more tactical game crowd these days.
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The "tactical" crowd is getting BTFO'd by cheaters and chads alike.
No, that crowd is shifting to Insurgency: Sandstorm at best and Warthunder at worst.
It's a fucking joke that people talk about how the game appeals to "tactical gamers" when you have shit like peeker's advantage, when the meta guns and strats are to push hard and fast.
MATI over here that they can't even leave in a good change like recoil.
Those russian niggers have to fuck up every aspect of their game.
 
The Grognard said:
They did have your equipment making noise back around the time when Interchange got added and people complained a LOT about that. If anything, I think this game is going for a more tactical game crowd these days.
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They’ve been having an identity crisis since launch, where they say they want a slow game yet balance it to let chads be mobile and agile. I just miss how the game used to play, and it doesn’t feel the same at all anymore.
 
TTD = Total Tarkov Death said:
They’ve been having an identity crisis since launch, where they say they want a slow game yet balance it to let chads be mobile and agile. I just miss how the game used to play, and it doesn’t feel the same at all anymore.
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The framerate tanking significantly makes the game feel infinitely more janky and hard to play.
 
Popular troll YouTuber, and KiwiFarms user, @10IQGamingYT.com has outed himself as a long time cheater in many games, including Escape from Tarkov.
Considering his videos, where he in himself claims he is not a cheater & doesn't understand cheaters, and exposes other players for cheating, even recently having a spergout about someone cheating in his PVP Tournament, of which had no reward.
He spergs that this user, Bones, killed Tigz and bragged about it, a popular streamer of whom 10IQ constantly makes videos about to troll, while Bones was cheating.

However in his last video, he outs himself to try to get ahead of other people outing him for cheating.

This has led to him now sperging out at people, of whom are now unsubscribing from his channel and critiquing him for being disingenuous about his status as a cheater & simply questioning why he wasn't honest with this out of the gate.
It's very apparent he takes YouTube too seriously & the backlash received is genuinely sending him in a spiral lol.

This is potentially the funniest spergout I've ever seen in Tarkov, maybe even beating out some of Veritas', NoiceGuys KevvXD meltdown, and even Suddenly_Toast jerking off to cam girls on stream.
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Oh, by the way, apparently he just had a kid recently. He is having a mental breakdown over outing HIMSELF as a cheater instead of spending time with his newborn child.
 
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