ersatz kaffee - Coffee substitutes

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You can make a coffee-like beverage from a lot of things, I've read about people using seeds, beans, rice, dandelion roots, I made some myself based on an old German nazi recipe that uses acorns, I took a bunch of pictures too. The process is simple, but labor intensive.

Step 1) Harvest the acorns
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They're the best in late fall when they aren't exactly fresh, but also not brown and falling off either.

Step 2) Peel off the shells
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The best method I found is to just score them with your fingernail and rip it off from there. They'll start drying out and oxidizing quickly after the shell is off.

Step 3) Blend them up in a blender
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This is where I made a mistake, I let the acorns sit for too long, they dried out and got hard as rocks and it actually cracked my blender, it's better to blend them up right away, it's also harder to get them to a fine ground when they're like this.

Step 4) Roast
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Spread the ground acorn paste out on a sheet of tinfoil, try to get it as thin as you can so it roasts evenly, roast them in the oven at 350 degrees until it's brown. I recommend going for a darker roast, since the flavor doesn't get as strong as real coffee.

Step 5) Brew

I'm drinking a cup of it as I write this, you can just put it in a coffee maker and brew like regular coffee. You can also mix it in with real coffee to make your supplies last longer and impart some caffeine into it, which this has none of. It looks like coffee, but the taste isn't identical, it's more acrid and astringent, but it's definitely similar. The point isn't to replicate the taste of coffee exactly, but rather to be a replacement for when the real stuff isn't available. It also obviously doesn't have any of the kick that comes from caffeine.
 
why do that when you can get an epic wholesome youtube coffee brand to help you with your daily dose of caffine slop.
 
Does anyone have a recipe to make coffee with random bullshit I already have in my house?
 
The hierarchy is pure malt coffee (but mixed grains), malt coffee with added chicory, pure chicory, lupin bean. Everything else is deranged.
I've done all listed myself, all taste monumentally better when bought. My current brand of choice has a two year best by date, probably years longer shelf life.
Enough to wean yourself of the brown water addiction.

Ofc the only real coffee substitute is tea, as it also has caffeine. I suggest making infusions (tea but not from tea leaves) from local flora, picking dandelions to eat/drink is a fun experience for kids
 
Cut out the middle man and go straight for caffeine powder. It works out far cheaper than coffee, and you can put it in just about anything. Sure it tastes bitter, but it'll taste far better than that dirt and twig concoction from Nazi Germany OP is promoting.
 
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