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Healslut is a whole D/S thing. It's awkward and makes other players feel awkward to play with them.
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EthicsInCheesePizza
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Not exactly new content, but this tale of trolling ERPers is a must read if you haven't seen it.
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>I was only 9 years old
>I loved ERP so much, I had all the Discord servers and private messages
>I log onto my computer every night before bed, thanking XXXHornyGirlXXX for the smut I’ve been given
>"ERP is love" I say; “ERP is totally not an unhealthy habit”
>My dad hears me and calls me a fucking pervert
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion to expressing my love
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly a message pings on my phone
>It's XXXHornyGirlXXX
>I am so happy
>She texts into my DMs *notices ur bulge OwO*
>She sends text telling me how she grabs me with her powerful waifu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I send a message telling her I'm ready
>I transmit data telling her how I spread my ass-cheeks for my waifu
>She sends me a message saying *penetrates ur butt-hole uwu*
>It hurts my ego so much but I tell myself she's just a futa
>I tell her can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>In a fit of creativeness I use the term 'push against her force'
>I want to please my XXXHornyGirlXXX
>She roars in a mighty roar as she tells me how she fills my butt with her love
>My dad turns off the Internet for the night
>One more message from XXXHornyGirlXXX arrives
> "i-is it okay that I'm really a boy Anon-kun?"
>mfw it wasn't even futa
>mfw traps were gay all along
>mfw I make this in 2018
>I loved ERP so much, I had all the Discord servers and private messages
>I log onto my computer every night before bed, thanking XXXHornyGirlXXX for the smut I’ve been given
>"ERP is love" I say; “ERP is totally not an unhealthy habit”
>My dad hears me and calls me a fucking pervert
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion to expressing my love
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I’m crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it’s really cold
>Suddenly a message pings on my phone
>It's XXXHornyGirlXXX
>I am so happy
>She texts into my DMs *notices ur bulge OwO*
>She sends text telling me how she grabs me with her powerful waifu hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I send a message telling her I'm ready
>I transmit data telling her how I spread my ass-cheeks for my waifu
>She sends me a message saying *penetrates ur butt-hole uwu*
>It hurts my ego so much but I tell myself she's just a futa
>I tell her can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>In a fit of creativeness I use the term 'push against her force'
>I want to please my XXXHornyGirlXXX
>She roars in a mighty roar as she tells me how she fills my butt with her love
>My dad turns off the Internet for the night
>One more message from XXXHornyGirlXXX arrives
> "i-is it okay that I'm really a boy Anon-kun?"
>mfw it wasn't even futa
>mfw traps were gay all along
>mfw I make this in 2018
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Alright, gonna be powerleveling here a bit, but this is a topic I happen to know a lot about.
Forum roleplay is a hobby of mine. I use one of the bigger sites just because it's one of the only active ones still around, and holy shit ERP is all most users seem to care about.
Most of them won't try to force it on you, but they will lose interest in writing with you once they realize the won't be getting digital poon.
From what I can tell, it's the older users who really perpetuate it. Most newer roleplayers shy away from it until the old guard of the forum either groom them into it or scare them away.
I just want to roleplay generic high fantasy adventures, why do perverts have to ruin everything?
Forum roleplay is a hobby of mine. I use one of the bigger sites just because it's one of the only active ones still around, and holy shit ERP is all most users seem to care about.
Most of them won't try to force it on you, but they will lose interest in writing with you once they realize the won't be getting digital poon.
From what I can tell, it's the older users who really perpetuate it. Most newer roleplayers shy away from it until the old guard of the forum either groom them into it or scare them away.
I just want to roleplay generic high fantasy adventures, why do perverts have to ruin everything?
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That's how I feel about wanting to RP Shadowrun but the creators didn't know big a shitstorm of furry sperger's they'd create when they added shapeshifters to the game back in the early 90's. God why God.
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I've been pretty lucky to not walk into too much of it. But I remember years ago sometimes I'd get a random AIM message from some perv who wanted to RP. That's why you don't list your AIM name in your profile. This one guy acted like I just ruined his day when I refused to accept his dick pic.
Some people just act like everyone wants to have cyber sex with them and how dare you say no.
Anything with furries is going to attract furries. They can't get off on the human characters. But add a wolf or a fox and they can't keep it in their pants. Any game with even the possibility of furries will have furfags dying to yiff.
Some people just act like everyone wants to have cyber sex with them and how dare you say no.
Anything with furries is going to attract furries. They can't get off on the human characters. But add a wolf or a fox and they can't keep it in their pants. Any game with even the possibility of furries will have furfags dying to yiff.
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It's the most idiotic concept ever. Healslut was a meme used to describe a certain gamestyle; mostly being spineless, shy, and leaning towards healing as it's more forgiving and makes you feel useful to those who're confident enough to deal the damage.
I remember when the subreddit was new. It was literally just the admin and 3 others spamming every post in an attempt to twirl it back onto giving themselves attention. If you actually read through the sub now, you'll notice it's nothing but normies. When I think healslut I think some depraved trap-wannabe moaning on his mic, not "me and my boyfriend of 5 years tried playing with a vibrator inside me
".Basically this. I remember a 'guide' on using a specific spray above you and crouching in a corner until someone 'claims' you. That means taking up the strongest healer (let's be fair, it's 99% Overwatch at this point) Mercy and avoiding being useful as you're stuck to one player. So instead of some ahegao-crazed healer swapping holes twice a second, you got some lowlife idiot glued to one character. That's not hot nor being a slut.
Healslutting is a 50 Shades of Grey for people who'd rather play games than be at a club: A misunderstood concept for a vanilla fetish that Mr/Ms Missionary find incredibly kinky.
I noticed this a lot almost a decade ago in TF2. Someone vocal made fun of their desire to only heal and be 'useless' in terms of aggressiveness, and in a game of 24 players with no class limits that's pretty fine. One bad medic is better than a mediocre soldier.
People caught onto this and how much attention it got them, and probably being a boring white cishet tween, that only motivated them to act even more 'slutty'. That's what gave birth to all these rainbow husky furries and that weird subcommunity on Steam of anime-futa ERPers (and also transtrending). Inject interest and personality through self-labeling of sexual manner.
I've isolated myself from a lot of people who didn't grow out of this but I still notice a few in semi-4chan related game groups or guilds, and it's still equally pathetic. Remove the need to be sexual at all times in any context and you're left with a bland person worth no one's time. You honestly believe someone like that has the capacity to truly act like a "slut"? It's as convincing as a person with no friends going "call me Daddy", while nobody actually does.
People caught onto this and how much attention it got them, and probably being a boring white cishet tween, that only motivated them to act even more 'slutty'. That's what gave birth to all these rainbow husky furries and that weird subcommunity on Steam of anime-futa ERPers (and also transtrending). Inject interest and personality through self-labeling of sexual manner.
I've isolated myself from a lot of people who didn't grow out of this but I still notice a few in semi-4chan related game groups or guilds, and it's still equally pathetic. Remove the need to be sexual at all times in any context and you're left with a bland person worth no one's time. You honestly believe someone like that has the capacity to truly act like a "slut"? It's as convincing as a person with no friends going "call me Daddy", while nobody actually does.
Oh, and that's not touching on the selfish F-List sorts who either argue you to death or hate-fuck you, or both. ERP is a truly warped state of mind, and I have infinitely more respect for people with nothing but text macros on their WoW hotbar than anyone who simulates penis insertion on a daily basis (despite them for some reason feeling pride or prestige in doing so?).
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Yeah, the "healslut" shit is awkward and shit and festers in roleplaying games like WoW as well. "Oopsie, I'm just a useless Priest." Bitch, you're one of the more versatile healers in the game. I'd buy that if you were playing a heal Shaman, maybe.
But yeah, the ignorance of stupidity that comes from the "meme" itself and the fact people lack the awareness to notice it's a meme... Is a little glaring and you'll be able to point those people out and be like, "Nah... Not taking you along with me for dungeons/raids."
AgentSkeptic
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This might be a bit of a power level, but I have the WoW Addon Total Roleplay 3 installed. I can easily compile some of the more interesting ERP profiles I see across the various WoW servers. A lot of times people also have tumblrs and twitter accounts for the characters. So perhaps we can find a few lolcows through them.
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I think the math equation for furfags would be Disney anthro movies + being touched by your stepdad/uncle/priest= it's not gay if it's animals and I don't like buttstuff my "sona" does.
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I can't believe no one has mentioned the best erotic roleplayer of all time yet.
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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Would you buy that for a dollar?
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Was looking for the exact quote from my semi-personal lolcow's rather lolworthy character info in that one fetish MU*...
HAHAHAHA I FOUND IT (in logs):
> Character Info for: [name redacted unless they do something spergy or lolworthy in the current year], Miscellaneous field: breeders_Look_elsewhere
> Breeding and Pregnophile are NOT in my wixxx for a fucking reason, folks. Re-read the flags in my wixxx for a friggin clue-by-four! I have had an ABSURD number of people trying to turn my character into a baby factory. I find this disturbing on a number of levels in particular, the amount and time that people have invested in trying to change my mind on the matter OOCly. I have no interest in making crotch rockets with you, so PISS THE FUCK OFF, ALREADY!
[protip: OOCly means Out of Character-ly, as in, not as the roleplayed character but as yourself]
(also super ironic, the guy this person ended up marrying eventually DID convince her to become a "baby factory" IRL)
HAHAHAHA I FOUND IT (in logs):
> Character Info for: [name redacted unless they do something spergy or lolworthy in the current year], Miscellaneous field: breeders_Look_elsewhere
> Breeding and Pregnophile are NOT in my wixxx for a fucking reason, folks. Re-read the flags in my wixxx for a friggin clue-by-four! I have had an ABSURD number of people trying to turn my character into a baby factory. I find this disturbing on a number of levels in particular, the amount and time that people have invested in trying to change my mind on the matter OOCly. I have no interest in making crotch rockets with you, so PISS THE FUCK OFF, ALREADY!
[protip: OOCly means Out of Character-ly, as in, not as the roleplayed character but as yourself]
(also super ironic, the guy this person ended up marrying eventually DID convince her to become a "baby factory" IRL)
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