Culture Enhanced Games: audacious plan for sporting event without drug testing - Australian businessman plans a version of the Olympics where doping is legal

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Australian Associated Press
Fri 23 Jun 2023 22.39 EDT
Last modified on Sat 24 Jun 2023 03.46 EDT
  • Australian Aron D’Souza wants to stage first event next year
  • Olympic chef de mission Anna Meares: ‘it’s a joke, unfair, unsafe’
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The Enhanced Games celebrates Olympic drug cheats such as Ben Johnson, stripped of his 100-metre gold medal and world record from the 1988 Olympic Games when it was determined he had used steroids. Photograph: Ken Levine/Bettmann/CORBIS

An Olympic-styled competition for drug-taking athletes is being launched by an Australian entrepreneur.

Melbourne-born, London-based businessman, Aron D’Souza is the president of Enhanced Games, a coalition of athletes, doctors and scientists. He plans to stage the inaugural games of no drug testing in December next year, with two high-profile Australian athletes among those expressing interest.

The competition is challenging the Olympic Games model which, he says, is broken.

“The IOC (International Olympic Committee) has effectively been a one-party state running the world of sport for 100 years,” D’Souza told AAP. “And now the opposition party is here. We are ready for a fight. I know they are going to play dirty. I know they are going to threaten us. But ultimately we know that we are morally correct.”

Five sports categories - track and field, swimming, weightlifting, gymnastics, and combat sports - will be on the program of the Enhanced Games, to be held annually.

Australia’s Olympic chef de mission for Paris 2024 and former Olympic gold medallist Anna Meares says she is appalled by the concept. “It’s a joke, to be honest. Unfair, unsafe — I just don’t think this is the right way to go about sport,” she said.

D’Souza remains defiant: “Athletes are adults ... and they have a right to do with their body what they wish - my body, my choice; your body, your choice,” he said. “And no government, no paternalistic sports federation, should be making those decisions for athletes - particularly around products that are FDA regulated and approved.”

D’Souza said there was great curiosity about any limit to human endeavours. “It’s not just a question of can we break the nine-second 100 metre, I am sure we will,” he said. “I want to see a 40, 50, 60-year-old break world records because performance medicine is the rod to anti-ageing, it’s the route to the fountain of youth. Nothing will improve the productivity of our society more than preventing ageing. It sounds like science fiction now but we live in the future, look at the rise of artificial intelligence and other technologies.

“And the reason why anti-ageing has been so stymied in the scientific community is because hundreds of millions of dollars of taxpayer money around the world is going to fund anti-science authorities - ie WADA, USADA, Sports Integrity Australia - whose job it is to stop scientific progress. The reality is that the IOC and WADA have created an unsafe system which has forced the use of performance enhancements underground.”

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Australia’s Paris 2024 Olympic chef de mission Anna Meares labelled the Enhanced Games “a joke… unfair and unsafe” this week in Brisbane. Photograph: Bradley Kanaris/Getty Images

A location for the inaugural Enhanced Games was yet to be settled but a city wouldn’t need to spend exorbitant funds to host, as Olympic cities do, he said. “By reducing it from 13,000 (Olympic) athletes to maybe a couple of thousand, no specialist infrastructure - instead of costing $100 billion to deliver this, it will cost double-digit millions,” D’Souza said.

D’Souza said competing athletes would be given stocks in Enhanced Games, a for-profit entity which he was self-funding but also attracting interest from investors in California’s Silicon Valley, the location of many start-up and global tech companies including Apple and Google.

“If you participate, you’re going to get stock in the league and be a co-owner and that is really important to us because that is going to be an opportunity for athletes to generate wealth,” he said. “I assumed that if you were an Olympian and won a gold medal, your life is made - it’s not the case. It’s sad to see people who have achieved the highest level of human excellence and they’re living an objectively impoverished existence. At the same time you have these sports bureaucrats earning millions.”

The Enhanced Games website bears a list of ‘enhanced world records’ which celebrates the achievements of athletes stripped of medals and records for doping.

“The IOC has committed itself to vilifying enhanced athletes,” it reads. “Each Olympiad, another cohort of brave athletes sets new world records, only to have their medals revoked, their careers suspended, and their names dragged through the mud. It is time to end this oppressive cycle. The Enhanced Games hereby reinstates the world records set by the following athletes and commends them for their bravery.”

The list includes seven-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong, who was later stripped of his medals for testing positive to performance-enhancing drugs.

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It'll be funny if this gets off the ground and it turns out all the openly enhanced athletes perform the same as "clean" Olympic athletes.
 
Based. Roid them up so much when they collide with each other they get turned into red mist like Mutant Football League or Blood Bowl but for the Olympics. Next up: turn all the racing leagues into Death Race.
 
I would 100% watch roid-lympics. I wanna watch a sprint, that can only be filmed with the same equipment you use for slow-mo hummingbird shots. I wanna watch a mutant land a discus on the moon. I wanna watch a javelin toss where they have to close the local airspace due to safety concerns.
 
I can't tell if this is serious, the world's biggest shitpost, or both on account of the fact we're dealing with an Australian who has decided to give zero fucks.

That said I am cheering him on either way, just because everyone with a brain knows doping is one of international sport's oldest traditions, no matter what the IOC may claim.
 
I would 100% watch roid-lympics. I wanna watch a sprint, that can only be filmed with the same equipment you use for slow-mo hummingbird shots. I wanna watch a mutant land a discus on the moon. I wanna watch a javelin toss where they have to close the local airspace due to safety concerns.
I think that's just called the Olympics. Would watch it too, though. Maybe Lasha can finally total 500kg. He's been popped before.
 
I've been wanting this for decades. I did lol when he said this though:

performance medicine is the rod to anti-ageing, it’s the route to the fountain of youth. Nothing will improve the productivity of our society more than preventing ageing. It sounds like science fiction now but we live in the future, look at the rise of artificial intelligence and other technologies

Come on nigger, everyone knows roids shorten your life not lengthen it. Also that "muh ai" is laughable.
 
I so hope this is true and not just a super troll. It would be amazing to watch.
But roids and blood transfusions are all good but lets not forget about experimental surgery and cybernetics.
 
This will absolutely be a homerun success if it happens. People have been wanting a doping alternative to sports for decades.
 
I've long held that the highest tier of athletics should be juiced all to fuck. Maximum performance, maximum spectacle, minimal regard for safety. Really earn those millions. Like how online games have been cordoning off all the cheaters to their own lobbies where they won't stomp on the normies. This is an absolute win.
 
Screw performance enhancing drugs, make these people compete while they're on recreational drugs like acid. I'd love to see someone try to do gymnastics while they're tripping.
 
I don't see why the usual hand wringers would oppose this - Its risk to the participants is no greater than the clinics handing out free fentanyl, and at least these people are achieving something notable with their drug use.

The super fun part will be when totalitarian countries forcibly destroy people's bodies with experimental chemicals in order to "enhance" them for medals!
I doubt it'd even be purely totalitarian or forced at that point - DARPA alone would be more than willing to sponsor anyone who wants to participate in the development of what is functionally a super soldier serum. Roiders would be lining up over the horizon for that shit.
 
Fully support this. I always thought if people are going to cheat, let everyone cheat to the fullest extent and see what kind of beefy roided superhumans we can put on the field.
 
Two things.
1) this dude says PEDs are key to anti-aging. Lyle Alzado begs to differ.

2) "Screw performance enhancing drugs, make these people compete while they're on recreational drugs like acid. I'd love to see someone try to do gymnastics while they're tripping." Back in the 1970s, Doc Ellis was not scheduled to pitch, and so took some LSD. But it ends up they needed him to pitch, and he threw a no-hitter. If you get a chance look up the accounts of it. It's pretty damn funny.
 
I've long held that the highest tier of athletics should be juiced all to fuck. Maximum performance, maximum spectacle, minimal regard for safety. Really earn those millions. Like how online games have been cordoning off all the cheaters to their own lobbies where they won't stomp on the normies. This is an absolute win.

Hasn't everyone always been juiced? Major League Baseball. Cycling. Tennis. etc etc. The scandals happen again and again. It would just seem that hiding juicing is always developing, and the testing is always playing catch up. Or they are just bribing people.

I was watching a pro female MMA fighter do an interview and 2 years later her vocal tone had dropped so much she sounded like a troon trying to do a girl voice.

Nobody was like? "Well she sounds like her clit is bigger than my dick by now, maybe she's taking drugs"
 
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