England local election results 2025 - ITS A BLOODBATH MY DUDES GET YOUR LAWN CHAIRS AND POPCORN, CONSERVATIVES LOST 500 PLUS SEATS TO REFORM LABOUR LOST 160 ALSO

Counting is coming to an end after local elections across England on Thursday 1 May.

More than 1,600 seats have been contested in 23 councils. There have also been six mayoral elections and a parliamentary by-election in Runcorn and Helsby.

https://www.bbc.com/news/election/2025/england/results#council-scoreboard

GET INTO THE SALTMINES BOYS

 

[RodgerDodger]

Summer riots probably.

Riots would be way to much of a fun time for the Torries or Labor to ever attempt them. To put this in American Perspective. Imagine if we held off year state and local elections. And both the Dem and Republicans got fully wiped out in favor of a Trump Libertarian Party, and a Party of rogue Democrats led by RFK. Because that's what just happened in Jolly old England. When are the next Parliment Elections? Because those are going to be wild.

 

[Koby_Fish]

UK Tories have needed a Smartening Up since like forever. They're almost all "Red Tories" now. (comparable to a US "RINO" - Republican In Name Only).

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

With what army? Germany can't even fly its helicopters

A retard army. They have hulk strength, but that's it.

 

[Changed later]

I'm glad both red tories and blue labour are getting the boot but unless the voting system gets fixed, they'll be back. Fuck FPTP It's how Labour won last year even though they got barely a third of the country to vote for them.

 

[Dr J]

A retard army. They have hulk strength, but that's it.

They don't even have that. Recruitment numbers are way down for military across Europe (except for the countries that still have mandatory National Service). The German armed forces don't even have shells that fire (thanks to Ursula von der Leyen who's been promoted to EU President for being an incompetent cunt) and I can't imagine that it's much different across Europe. Europe simply aren't a threat. There's a reason the US' European NATO allies want the US to foot the bill for Europe's defence.

Bottom line, Britain could go full Nazi tomorrow and Europe wouldn't be able to do shit about it.

 

[Snekposter]

It would appear Reform's superiority has lead to some controversy.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

They don't even have that. Recruitment numbers are way down for military across Europe (except for the countries that still have mandatory National Service). The German armed forces don't even have shells that fire (thanks to Ursula von der Leyen who's been promoted to EU President for being an incompetent cunt) and I can't imagine that it's much different across Europe. Europe simply aren't a threat. There's a reason the US' European NATO allies want the US to foot the bill for Europe's defence.

Bottom line, Britain could go full Nazi tomorrow and Europe wouldn't be able to do shit about it.

Fair enough.