Emergency Room Visits | Something is Wrong 11/14/19

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Lots of hospital visits lately, along with a various assortment of maladies, falling, dry mouth, dehydration, rashes, chest pain (aka gallstones), infections, etc...


Bitch, get your ass some help. Yesterday.
 
Her temperature never got above 103F and didn't seem to consistently even stay at 103F. The rule of thumb is consistently 103 or a fever lasting 3+ days, so why (other than wasting resources) did she go to the emergency room? She probably got to 103 because she was buried under all of those blankets and using a heating pad. As for her brain feeling 'drunk' - she took NyQuil.

Whatever, I only clicked to confirm my suspicion that she did in fact go to an emergency room or urgent care with a blanket she brought from home. I hope she brought home some sweet, sweet MRSA.
 
JacksSenseOfDread said:
I can't stand people who abuse the emergency room.
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Um excuse me? She was "Dah-hydrated" she had to go to the emergency room. Do you want our gorl to have to suffer one moment of pain or discomfort before she sheds her mortal coil?

She could have drownded you heartless bastard.
 
WeDon'tNeedToWhisper said:
Do they not have a god damn urgent care???
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They don't have business hours that work for Amber.

It's almost like Amber wants rumors to get started. Why else would she make a production over something being wrong but refuse to say what it was? Oh, right, so she can get on her high horse about people "making assumptions".

Now our gorl can one-up Chantal with her ER visits.
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Lol, the first time Hamber tries cleaning any part of herself, she has an allergic reaction. Oh Hamber. :story:

She knows people are going to ask what’s wrong... you know, which is why she included “something’s wrong” in the damn title... yet she throws a fit at the idea of anyone asking her what’s up? If you don’t want to answer questions about your hospital visit, don’t mention the hospital visit.
 
Can someone with medical knowledge attempt to compile her symptoms and come up with a possible diagnosis?
 
If it were something really serious she couldn't simply "heal with medicine." And if it were just a cold/flu she'd say so.

It's got to be an infection stemming from her lack of hygeine and she's embarrassed to admit it. Or cellulitis yet again.
 
Ozul said:
Can someone with medical knowledge attempt to compile her symptoms and come up with a possible diagnosis?
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She was complaining about back pain and leg pain, coupled with a sudden fever. My guess is kidney infection because she's filthy and doesn't wash her bits. I'm not joking, the bacteria growth between Amber's legs is probably horrific.
 
Someone better get that clip of Amber saying "some people think this is the end but it's not!!!" or whatever smug thing she said in that last video. We'll need that for compilation videos soon.
 
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Not going to talk about her diagnosis, but "it's almost bittersweet, I kind of wish it was the flu".
It sounds like someone's Thumbservant has been getting entirely too much attention for their health issues so she's been forced to stoop to cry about vague ER visits to get some much-needed attention and asspats.
Either that or it's something embarrassingly fat-related, like an infection in one of her bedsores that's run amok.
Not that she has a great command of the English language, but "bittersweet" is an odd way to describe an illness.

Edit: "I woke up nauseous to the point of nausea" might be the best Amberism yet. Gorl is a genius.
 
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Ozul said:
Can someone with medical knowledge attempt to compile her symptoms and come up with a possible diagnosis?
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death fat. morbid obesity. unchecked T2 beetus. Sleep apnea. Fluid on the lungs. Enlarged heart. Likely high blood pressure, poor 02 saturation, poor circulation. Likely fatty liver disease. Should I go on?
 
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Amber doesn't like pizza, but the crust of Personal Pan pizzas from Pizza Hut tastes different, so she likes that alright. She tries to be cute and pretend she can't remember what the small pizzas are called.
 
I bet the followup visit was because her bellybutton infection and her kidney infection got married and had a bouncing baby sepsis.
 
This is what, the fifth time she's gone to the ER and the year isn't even over? That's totally normal, right? And the last two times, she's gone two days in a row!

"Um, I'm actually losing weight"

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