🐱 Elon's gift to Daily Kos

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I’ve been on Twitter a lot lately and I have some good news: Elon Musk has just given a gift to Daily Kos. After he announced that he bought Twitter, many smart people are threatening to leave. And when they say that, I tell them to join me and others who believe in Democracy should consider joining Daily Kos.

I’ve just started this movement on Twitter and already I’m getting very positive responses. People like John Dean, to name a few. They believe as I do, that Elon will allow Donald Trump back on Twitter because Freedumb and all. The MAGAs are salivating. They can’t wait for their Dear Leader to start tweeting again. Trust me, this will happen. Of course, Trump has issued a statement that he will not come back on Twitter. We all know that Trump is a man of his word, right?

I believe that Twitter will become a bad place for Democrats and Progressives, and they will eventually start to migrate to Daily Kos, if for nothing else, but to maintain their sanity. If you think Facebook is bad, wait until you see Twitter a few months from now. It will become a toxic brew full of racism, sexism, and transphobia. Elon Musk himself has tweeted jokes about the trans community and each time he does, he gets close to 1 million Likes on Twitter. Ted Cruz is very happy that Musk has acquired Twitter, although he embarrasses himself on Twitter, like the time Tucker Carlson said, “No one embarrasses himself on Twitter like I do.” Ted Cruz replied, “Hold my milk.” Tucker tweeted back, “Ted, this isn’t milk.”

It will be a place where disinformation will flourish, like Covid disinformation, which will make Covid go viral again. It will be like Facebook. Facebook always asks what I’m thinking. Twitter always asks what I’m doing. Google always asks where I am. The internet is starting to resemble my wife. Eventually, Elon will also buy Facebook and YouTube along with Twitter. I’m guessing he’ll call it YouTwitFace.

And I have joked back, which will likely trigger him to ban me. I said, “Elon, I’m a hairdresser, but I will not give you any plugs for buying Twitter.” I also tweeted, “Elon, I heard that you’ll be opening a fancy restaurant in Mars. I’m sure the food will be great, but I prefer a restaurant with some atmosphere.” And I’m just getting warmed up before he bans me. And it’s unfortunate that I will soon be banned. I’ve developed an addiction to Twitter. It’s so bad that I told my doctor I’m addicted to Twitter. He replied, “Sorry Frank, I don’t follow you.”

Anyway, I expect a lot of new people will start joining us here at Daily Kos. Many of them are great thinkers, like most people here. And the good news is that I will not ask kos for a referral fee.

But how will you welcome these new members? I trust that you will give them a warm welcome, like I will. Of course, any MAGAs that join will be quickly be exposed and bojo’ d, as they always are. We do have standards, you know.
 
Like people are going to give up their sweet, sweet follower counts and oh so precious Blue Checkmarks. People are whining now but in a few months this will all calm down and they will continue to use Twitter despite it being owned by the current Super Hitler. Yes their follower counts will go down when all the bots are purged and they might have to pay for their checkmark, but that addiction to the dopamine rush will be too great to leave.
 
Right, just like all the people who said they were going to move to Canada or wherever when Trump was elected. Yet we're still stuck with those losers. I'm willing to bet that 99% of Twatter users who are making "I'm leaving!" posts will stay right where they are because they enjoy the conflict and arguments on Twitter. Not to mention all the bluchecks with all their followers who make them feel special and smart and important. If they go to some Lefty echo chamber (moreso than Twitter is) they lose all that.
 
Every insufferable faggot that threatened to move to Canada when orange Hitler got elected is still here bothering me so color me skeptical.
 
If the Commies want some smelly lavatory to share their smelliness with each, that's fine. Hopefully once senile Joe departs NASA can put all these 'smart people' on a probe to explore the surface of the sun or Jupiter.
 
Because of Freedumb and all
Holy shit, they just openly endorse tyranny. What is this timeline? Can we hang the tyranny lovers with the tyrants?
 
And I have joked back, which will likely trigger him to ban me. I said, “Elon, I’m a hairdresser, but I will not give you any plugs for buying Twitter.” I also tweeted, “Elon, I heard that you’ll be opening a fancy restaurant in Mars. I’m sure the food will be great, but I prefer a restaurant with some atmosphere.” And I’m just getting warmed up before he bans me.

honestly there's no greater own than just letting this dude dig his own grave
 
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