💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

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  • Donald Trump

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The Elon kill count has increased by one. A tesla crashed in Miami Beach yesterday and caught fire. Police could not open the door, driver died as a result of the fire.

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This accident wasn't in the "North" of Miami Beach. It's a completely different municipality in the same county (Miami-Dade County) called North Miami Beach. And even to be more specific it's at the municipality border line between North Miami Beach (used to be called Fulford-By-The-Sea, much better name in my opinion) and North Miami. OpenStreetMap link to exact location of the accident.
 
Goddamn I stumbled on this disturbing Tesla promo while looking through 4plebs archive.

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Looks way too real to be fake. Did have to gouge my eyes out afterwards.

You'll be screaming "WHERES THE EMERGENCY ESCAPE HANDLE WHERES THE EMERGENCY ESCAPE HANDLE!?!?" When you see this monstrosity.
 
To be fair they do have an emergency pull-tab releases on the inside (and I think some emergency exterior access panels or something for opening them from the outside after an accident.)

I could only find photos of the interior ones. Heres a montage of the different models:
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None of these are particularly simple to operate. Imagine trying to figure this out after being in an accident? And these are no help if the passengers are knocked unconscious by the collision.

Call me an old fuddy-duddy, but I've owned several cars spanning several decades and using a few different kinds of handles (the push button, the hand you pull out, the handle you pull up, etc) and I've never needed an instruction course to figure out how to use any of those designs.

No thanks to these killer door handle designs. The Jeets can have them.
You have to be a paranoid divers manual aficionado to know where those things are. If you are some drunk party going friend of a tesla owner ridding passenger seat for the first time and there was a fire, tough shit for you. Some things in life didn't need to be reinvented and "improved".
 
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Goddamn I stumbled on this disturbing Tesla promo while looking through 4plebs archive.

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Looks way too real to be fake. Did have to gouge my eyes out afterwards.

You'll be screaming "WHERES THE EMERGENCY ESCAPE HANDLE WHERES THE EMERGENCY ESCAPE HANDLE!?!?" When you see this monstrosity.
Nah, that's definitely fake. There's no way Elon has the words "Filthy Cumslut" tattooed above his posterior.
 
Nah, that's definitely fake. There's no way Elon has the words "Filthy Cumslut" tattooed above his posterior.
Maybe it was a temporary tattoo or one he got lasered away after? Or are you disputing that Elon is a filthy cumslut?

What about this photo of Elon attending a Bay area babyfur club meeting back around 2008-2009?

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Nigga looks like Pamperchu+Pol Pot.
No has explained why Musk is chinky eyed.

Elon's mom does spend a ton of time living in China and giving speeches. Retard thinks they like her when in reality they pay any white person to attend speeches. Makes them look more legit or something.
 
No has explained why Musk is chinky eyed.
His 23andMe DNA test results show he is part asian (and part jewish). When part of their database leaked it happened to only contain people with either ashkenazi jewish or chinese groups for whatever reason. Musk's profile was in the jewish section but also indicated he had two groups of asian ancestry (indonesian and malaysian).

His supporters usually seethe and rage when you point out that Musk is mixed race and a jew. He's so obviously not white based on his features.
 
His 23andMe DNA test results show he is part asian (and part jewish). When part of their database leaked it happened to only contain people with either ashkenazi jewish or chinese groups for whatever reason. Musk's profile was in the jewish section but also indicated he had two groups of asian ancestry (indonesian and malaysian).

His supporters usually seethe and rage when you point out that Musk is mixed race and a jew. He's so obviously not white based on his features.

He is the classic definition of a merchant-class individual. These people have no loyalty to nations or religions like many of us have. They care only about profit and thus they're families tend to jump from country to country, turning a blind eye to any atrocities so long as it serves their bottom line.

Of course Elon is a South African (family moved there to exploit the Apartheid post WW2) and of course he moved to the USA illegally in order to become a billionaire bilking the citizens and the old money (who barely understood computers and internet aside from potential money makers) and of course he is part jew chink.

It all adds up.
 
I posted the article on A&N too but I just wanted to share this video of Teslas new "cheap" model Y

It is $39,990 for a car that really feels like some 3rd world Suzuki contraption but worse. And it doesn't even have a fucking radio.


I feel like direct Elon fuckery has to have resulted in this. The car is too expensive and cuts corners in bizarre spots while insisting on leaving mild little used features everywhere. And they just glued fabric over the glass ceiling to save manufacturing costs I smell a recall coming within a year of launch due to the headliner just falling off.
 
I posted the article on A&N too but I just wanted to share this video of Teslas new "cheap" model Y

It is $39,990 for a car that really feels like some 3rd world Suzuki contraption but worse. And it doesn't even have a fucking radio.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qESo3L1XYA0
I feel like direct Elon fuckery has to have resulted in this. The car is too expensive and cuts corners in bizarre spots while insisting on leaving mild little used features everywhere. And they just glued fabric over the glass ceiling to save manufacturing costs I smell a recall coming within a year of launch due to the headliner just falling off.
I kind of prefer the look of the cheaper version, and the removal of horse shit like RGB lighting is totally fine.
Gluing headliner to the glass roof is funny, but it would have meant re crash testing the car if they replaced it with something else. I bet people will start converting it back to glass.

Dealbreakers are still the lack of physical controls, the should-be-illegal interior door handles and they’ve removed auto-lane-keep from the cruise control. It’s not worth 40k.

I actually don’t think this is a musk brainwave, the company is just feeling the heat from competition. They are clearly still trying to bait and switch you towards the premium version. This model will be a hire car and fleet car.
 
If by war you mean drones.

Things have “shifted up”. The previous battlefields were physical.
Now it’s mental/virtual.

Woke mind virus, tranny social contagion, trump derangement syndrome, loneliness epidemic, filter bubble polarization, women turning their backs on natural reality and choosing wageslavery over a family annd plummeting birth rates like Korea and Japan as a result, pornography feeding the faggotry, and so on.

Success isn’t living or dying now. It’s influence. And attention.

Yes the niggercattledom is real.

My point is that a majority isn’t ready and won’t succeed and will “die” in whatever ways they can, mentally (total medicated checked out or depressed or a tranny) or virtually (on a kike platform where you can’t speak out against shitskins raping).

The plague killed half, this “kills” half, or more.

But you have a mighty few that are immune. In some way or another.
Amish are immune, as are Mormons to some degree. Anyone that sees the evils in pornography and kikes and pajeets and niggers and just because some niggerfaggot platform wordbans niggers, just notices even more.

He wasn’t perfect but charlie kirk spread a very watered down form of this message.
The being immune is mental. So the immunity and forgive the term vaccination is mental.

There’s not enough to really “take up arms”. And for the record, it’s bringing a knife to a gun fight. No ARs or tannerite is going to take down drone swarms.
Its well-funded adversary versus well-funded adversary. And outspending a government is damn hard. Except for a mega corporation. But no corporation is going to have a standing robot army since there’s no profit.

Only influence towards using the government ones.
Jesus christ you're fucking autistic. Stop letting Russian botfarm slop on social media become your entire personality and go outside. Maybe then you'll change and stop being a miserable piece of shit so that women will no longer find you repulsive

Also, wanting to get on your knees and service an obese, elderly, senile pedophile that shits his pants is not a good look, little guy
 
I kind of prefer the look of the cheaper version, and the removal of horse shit like RGB lighting is totally fine.
Gluing headliner to the glass roof is funny, but it would have meant re crash testing the car if they replaced it with something else. I bet people will start converting it back to glass.

Dealbreakers are still the lack of physical controls, the should-be-illegal interior door handles and they’ve removed auto-lane-keep from the cruise control. It’s not worth 40k.

I actually don’t think this is a musk brainwave, the company is just feeling the heat from competition. They are clearly still trying to bait and switch you towards the premium version. This model will be a hire car and fleet car.
My main issue is the price. Its only 5k cheaper than the normal model Y for a lot of heavy cost cutting. There are so many better cars for that price Battery EVs and Hybrids included. The pricing is completely insane they would have had to cut off atleast 10k to compete in the field this seems to be targeting.
 
My main issue is the price. Its only 5k cheaper than the normal model Y for a lot of heavy cost cutting. There are so many better cars for that price Battery EVs and Hybrids included. The pricing is completely insane they would have had to cut off atleast 10k to compete in the field this seems to be targeting.
This is sort of like the Boxster being for someone who just wants to say they own a Porsche even if it's more or less a piece of shit, except it's for the kind of person who wants to say they own a Tesla. Except I'd actually probably keep a Boxster if someone just gave me one. I'd just immediately sell this shitty thing without even driving it off the lot.
 
How are these electric death traps even still road legal?
Genuine question.
The billions and billions of your tax dollars that are given to Musks companies is pretty much propping him up. Until hes so fucked up from the drugs and playing politics to start losing his private and govt. investors shit tonnes of $$ this nerd has a free pass.
 
Teslas are like late 2000s Apple products: They're signs of status.
I thought Tesla products are just like late 2000s Apple products because they're both signs of retardation.
No has explained why Musk is chinky eyed.
Was going to make a down syndrome joke about his Mum getting pumped up by a downie on the sly but if I keep plugging that well repeatedly post after post it might start to to reflect on me and issues I have, instead of jokes at Elon and his dick-riders' expense.
 
You know, I agree that the modern landscape of the video game industry looks bleak if you're a consumer. Companies pushing annual slop titles, rushed games, live-service bullshit, shoddy remasters, remakes and now this? Call me an optimist, but I hope it crashes even harder than it did back in '83

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