💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 35 2.6%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 344 25.1%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 993 72.4%

  • Total voters
    1,372
Doesn’t sound like the bombshell everyone was hoping for:

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I won’t be surprised if it emerges that Elon did end up making the trip, but so far no proof of that has turned up.
(rough timeline)

2018 - Elon claims he never meet Epstein and didn't know him.
2019-2020 - Claims the photo with Ghisliane was a one time thing during an event they both attended.
2020ish - Ex girlfriends confirm they visited Epsteins mansions in New York
2021-2022 - Email between Elon and Epstein from 2016 discussing Elon's "kung fu lesson" with Ghislaine leaks.
2022ish - Find out Elon's Kimbal brother dated a "girlfriend" of Epstein and used him to arrange a tour of Tesla/Spacex factory.

Now we're finding out Elon went to his private sex island.

@John Andrews Stan, you sweet summer child or you intentional Elon-cum-chugging plant, lets making something 100% clear.

ELON WAS LYING ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH EPSTEIN FROM DAY ONE

So should any of us just excuse this bombshell as a nothingburger? No. The angle Charlie Kirk should rain fire and brimstone down upon him.

Do you think he went to the island for the snorkeling? During the lead up to the election remember when he said that if Harris won, he'd end up in jail lol

thank you for putting it more elegantly than I.

The notation “Is this still happening?” and the lack of any further evidence of his presence (so far) means I’ll wait for proof that he was there. YMMV.

No, Elon has long since lost any credibility. He's lying. He went to the island, probably why he was so butthurt about his jet being tracked, he wanted to visit more often but if he used his (actually Spacex's tax payer funded private jet) the whole world would have proof he went.

Elon fucks kids. No need to deny it anymore. We've given him too much benefit of the doubt.
 
Guess when it comes to the musk family. Like father like son.
Errol musk took elon to sex party at age 9.webp

Nothing alarming or unusual about that, right? I mean I know many parents that would consider what he did a form of child abuse, let alone if Elon got raped in his 9 year old keister (the theory being that it was a pederasty party which is still a thing in these higher up circles.)

Of course Elon being abused as a child doesn't dismiss the abuse he's done to children as an adult (and the stuff he did to fellow kids when he was a kid.) But it explains soooo much about Elon like his immaturity.
 
To be fair Elon Musk does say a ton of weird shit, like when he offered to buy a flight attendant on SpaceX's tax payer funded private jet a horse if she had sex with him.

Elon Musk Horse Sex.webp

And this after he required her to take masseuse lessons which she was required to pay for out of her own pocket, lol. Elon is such an asshole.
 
To be fair Elon Musk does say a ton of weird shit, like when he offered to buy a flight attendant on SpaceX's tax payer funded private jet a horse if she had sex with him.

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And this after he required her to take masseuse lessons which she was required to pay for out of her own pocket, lol. Elon is such an asshole.
Of course, gift her with something that costs money.
 
Did he have a stroke with that first sentence?

Ketamine brain



So the way it reads Elon was scheduled in a planner but then nothing was mentioned afterwards. Its possible he did attend the island and this planner didn't note that event. Sort of like you or I writing "buy more eye bleach" on our things to do list. Just because there isn't a corresponding "bought eye bleach today, bleached eyes out good" recorded doesn't mean the task wasn't completed.

Since Elon claimed he never meet Epstein or Ghislaine then was later found out to be lying I'm going to not take Elon's word for it anymore. This is the consequence of losing credibility. Fool me once...

Of course, gift her with something that costs money.

IIRC, I don't even think he was going to buy her a pony. I think the implication was he'd "get" her a pony, like get a pony and put it in a stable and all that up keep and she'd get to visit it and give it whatever name she wanted. Rich people don't get rich by buying every woman they harass a pony, after all.
 
Now we're finding out Elon went to his private sex island.
I have no idea why people thought a degenerate autist breeder fetishist like Elon wouldn't have flown to the billionaire sex-trafficking island. I feel like Elon is one of the most obvious celebrities/public figures to be linked to said location. He's so autistic, he once tried to seduce a woman by offering her ponies - of course Elon had the dude whose whole life was setting up billionaires with teen supermodels in his phone on speed dial.
 
I have no idea why people thought a degenerate autist breeder fetishist like Elon wouldn't have flown to the billionaire sex-trafficking island. I feel like Elon is one of the most obvious celebrities/public figures to be linked to said location. He's so autistic, he once tried to seduce a woman by offering her ponies - of course Elon had the dude whose whole life was setting up billionaires with teen supermodels in his phone on speed dial.

Autistic shit Elon's done that we know of so far:
  • Bullied a kid whose dad had just died so ruthlessly the kid pushed Elon down a flight of stairs (get that kid a medal!)
  • Told his wife on their wedding night while dancing, "I'm the alpha male..."
  • Bought a million dollar supercar and promptly crashed it while giving Peter Thiel a ride
  • Lied about his first sons death to gain sympathy for himself
  • Called a random dude a pedo guy
  • Tweeted a lie about selling Tesla to drive up stock price despite knowing it was blatantly illegal to do so.
  • Offered to buy a horse for an employee he sexual harassed
  • Changed the name and branding of a successful social media platform to a letter of the alphabet
I know theres more. Feel free to add to this list, my brain is shot at the moment.
 
rough timeline
You're missing that Kimball Musk, Elon's brother, was 'dating' women that Jeffrey Epstein brought to him in 2011. And at one point Epstein was given a private tour of SpaceX and some other properties with his entourage in tow. So he's been around the Musk family since at least then.
Autistic shit Elon's done that we know of so far:
Don't forget having a botched penis from surgery, not being able to have sex with women, and then purchasing some IVF clinics. Then using those clinics, exactly like Epstein had done, to impregnate who knows how many women. And paying women to carry his mongrel children through IVF that were famous or high profile and pretending like he was sleeping with models and actresses. "Hey everyone I'm sleeping with Amber Heard". When he probably never even saw her naked.

Also him jumping up and down and making the 'X' with his body. Challenging other tech fags to MMA fights then backing out. Doing Nazi salutes to distract from his jewish heritage. Having multiple Twitter accounts that looked like children were using them and spending hours acting like a child on social media all day. Having a Twitter account of some random guy pretending to be a Musk fan but it was just Musk himself. Having to wear a hat indoors for an entire year because he needed emergency hair transplant surgery when the previous one failed.
 
Don't forget having a botched penis from surgery, not being able to have sex with women, and then purchasing some IVF clinics. Then using those clinics, exactly like Epstein had done, to impregnate who knows how many women. And paying women to carry his mongrel children through IVF that were famous or high profile and pretending like he was sleeping with models and actresses. "Hey everyone I'm sleeping with Amber Heard". When he probably never even saw her naked.

Wait he bought IVF clinics? Goddamn even I hadn't heard about that. Thats fuuuucked up.

Not to deviate from the subject at hand by I feel like Amber Heard was intentionally brought into Hollywood to churn and burn. And I'm not defending her drama or anything, shes cute and all but I bet shes a bitch, but I also suspect Hollywood really fucked her up. Her first big role was as Seth Rogans underage girlfriend in Pineapple Express. I had totally forget about that whole fucked up and unnecessary plot line until a few months ago when I was looking for dirt on Seth Rogan (its really time for him to "not be" anymore.) "hurdeedur I'm a fat stupid stoner guy dating an underage super hot chic cause thats funny cause thats what we Jews do..."

Sorry, I won't go one another Jew sperg today. Promised my doctor I'd try and cut back. Its just that in itself was fucked up and I suspect she was getting passed around or rented out (which seems to be standard fare in Hollywood) and thats how Elon eventually "got" her. I also doubt he's seen her naked and even if she offered he'd be too nervous of whatever grotesque thing he has between his legs to ever sleep with her. Cum in a cup, thats technically a sexing by Pajeet standards.
 
I just assume every billionaire and equivalently powerful people are compromised in some way. One of many reasons why worshiping the rich is fucking retarded. These people have nothing in common with you. Like George Carlin said, it’s a big club…and we ain’t in it. So I’m not going to be defending these people, let alone worship them.
 
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I just assume every billionaire and equivalently powerful people are compromised in some way. One of many reasons why worshiping the rich is fucking retarded. These people have nothing in common with you. Like George Carlin said, it’s a big club…and we ain’t in it. So I’m not going to be defending these people, let alone worship them.
But MAGA told me that giving money to billionaires is GUD because that money will trickle back down to them
 
But MAGA told me that giving money to billionaires is GUD because that money will trickle back down to them

Nah they're wasting our retirement funds to pay mobsters to traffic kids for them to fuck. Not to mention in the USA many of the current billionaires are just nepo babies who inherited that money and kept it in various financial instruments so it continued to compound. Nothing wrong with that, but they aren't exactly fueling our economies growth nor are they "earning" it in the sense us normies have to earn money to pay rent and for food and whatnot.
 
Nah they're wasting our retirement funds to pay mobsters to traffic kids for them to fuck. Not to mention in the USA many of the current billionaires are just nepo babies who inherited that money and kept it in various financial instruments so it continued to compound. Nothing wrong with that, but they aren't exactly fueling our economies growth nor are they "earning" it in the sense us normies have to earn money to pay rent and for food and whatnot.
Yeah, but MAGA still wants to give them tax cuts and all of their money
 
I was thinking about it and if starlink becomes ubiquitous and smartphones become advanced enough and they can use starlink instead of 5G or whatever then I guess it's possible that starlink could seriously steal significant numbers of customers from normal phone companies at some point.

Basically: Musk/starlink could become extremely fucking rich. I haven't looked into the figures but you're talking about possibly poaching customers from Comcast, Vodafone and some major players if that becomes technically possible.

I'm not sure if that would work out technically in a year or two but it's definitely plausible to see happen within 5-10 years.

They're also saying that tweeter/X's payment network will launch this year - I'm not sure how that will pan out but will be interesting to see. I think also "X TV" was mentioned.

(I know this type of stuff isn't particularly typical "lolcow" discussion but I mention it to speculate on what his wealth/power may be in 5-10 years time).
It looks like he is trying this angle with the starlink phone shit. I don't think people comprehend how much money starlink will make if it is ubiquitous. It will be able to bypass regulations and licensing and frequency auctions in literally every single jurisdiction on earth.

In many countries the phone companies have to pay royalties to the government. So if you can bypass that you will end up as the world's first trillionaire.
 
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