💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 35 2.6%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 344 25.1%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 993 72.4%
  • Total voters
    1,372
everyone has aids said:
What you can get now is a Tesla burger, hot dog, grilled cheese, tuna melt or a fried chicken sandwich. Also fries.
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What a joke. That's what you could get at a rinky dink food truck. Actually you could get a lot more.
everyone has aids said:
very on brand for tesla

https://www.thedailybeast.com/falling-patio-furniture-at-elon-musks-tesla-diner-injures-woman/
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Imagine buying a car from a company that can't even run a diner. Imagine paying $50 for the shittiest hamburger you've ever had in your life and Great Value frozen fries charred to a crisp and then having defective patio furniture crush your skull.

The Tesla lifestyle.
 
Why is there a Tesla diner?

Who eats at these places? You have a CAR and LA has MUCH BETTER FOOD everywhere. The woman deserved what she got.
 
I'm not going to pretend there's much logic being put into this, but the weirdest thing for me is getting rid of fountain drinks. The most profitable item in the food industry seems like a good thing to keep on your menu.
 
Cheesy Cukes said:
I'm not going to pretend there's much logic being put into this, but the weirdest thing for me is getting rid of fountain drinks. The most profitable item in the food industry seems like a good thing to keep on your menu.
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I can't speak for everywhere, but a lot of the McDonald's I've been to lately have removed the fountain drink machines from the dine-in areas because homeless people would come in, buy a small drink, and then park themselves in there for hours, scaring off customers with hardcore begging or just their odor. Some wouldn't even pay on later visits, just re-using the same cup they got from a prior visit.

I was recently at one fast food place,, and some guy came in with a cup, walked in asking the cashier like he was expecting an order, got at least 3 fill-ups at the fountain, then left when the ladies caught on and checked that there was no order fit the description or name he gave them.

Taco Bell was the first to discover that it was a cost effective way to get more customers in the door in the late 80s and popularized it at fast food joints, but now too many people are abusing the system and the headache isn't worth it.
 
JaneThough said:
Can we stop throwing money at idiots who are making shit no one wants?

Though fucking up a classic diner when we run on nostalgia is impressive.
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It's a fitting metaphor for why his Cybertruck is failing:
Costs too much for low quality shit
Over promising too many things and then unable / unwilling to deliver
Depends more on "vibes" and "looks" over everything else
Instead of admitting it's shit and going back to the drawing board, continues to lie ass off and make empty promises of improvements/changes.
 
PatrickButtmanJr. said:
It's a fitting metaphor for why his Cybertruck is failing:
Costs too much for low quality shit
Over promising too many things and then unable / unwilling to deliver
Depends more on "vibes" and "looks" over everything else
Instead of admitting it's shit and going back to the drawing board, continues to lie ass off and make empty promises of improvements/changes.
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So the PajeetTruck?
 
PatrickButtmanJr. said:
It's a fitting metaphor for why his Cybertruck is failing:
Costs too much for low quality shit
Over promising too many things and then unable / unwilling to deliver
Depends more on "vibes" and "looks" over everything else
Instead of admitting it's shit and going back to the drawing board, continues to lie ass off and make empty promises of improvements/changes.
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Literally, Simpsons did it.
 
PatrickButtmanJr. said:
I can't speak for everywhere, but a lot of the McDonald's I've been to lately have removed the fountain drink machines from the dine-in areas because homeless people would come in, buy a small drink, and then park themselves in there for hours, scaring off customers with hardcore begging or just their odor. Some wouldn't even pay on later visits, just re-using the same cup they got from a prior visit.

I was recently at one fast food place,, and some guy came in with a cup, walked in asking the cashier like he was expecting an order, got at least 3 fill-ups at the fountain, then left when the ladies caught on and checked that there was no order fit the description or name he gave them.

Taco Bell was the first to discover that it was a cost effective way to get more customers in the door in the late 80s and popularized it at fast food joints, but now too many people are abusing the system and the headache isn't worth it.
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Yeah self serve sodas have gone away from a lot of places around here.

I didn't read the article, but I got the impression they were removing the option for drinks regardless, self serve or not. They took a Shirley Temple off the menu they were probably charging $7 for, that cost them 5 cents in soda, grenadine and cherries.

edit : stupid me underestimating their overpricing. $8 for a Shirley Temple. The Creamsicle also had boba in it, so I'll bump that cost up to maybe eleven cents a serving.
 
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PatrickButtmanJr. said:
Depends more on "vibes" and "looks" over everything else
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It looks like it was designed by an autistic child. Probably because it was.
Cheesy Cukes said:
Yeah self serve sodas have gone away from a lot of places around here.
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I miss those Coca-Cola Freestyle machines where you could make custom sodas. There are still a few around but you have to be somewhere lacking in a certain demographic for them not to be fucked up constantly.
 
AnOminous said:
I miss those Coca-Cola Freestyle machines where you could make custom sodas. There are still a few around but you have to be somewhere lacking in a certain demographic for them not to be fucked up constantly.
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I used to have a lot of work meetings at Coca-Cola Co. HQ in Atlanta and they have several of those machines on the premises. (Plus multiple different restaurants in their food court, from sushi and Chinese to burgers and made-to-order pizzas from an Italian oven.) One of the bigwigs even had one in his office. Talk about goals.
 
AnOminous said:
It looks like it was designed by an autistic child. Probably because it was.

I miss those Coca-Cola Freestyle machines where you could make custom sodas. There are still a few around but you have to be somewhere lacking in a certain demographic for them not to be fucked up constantly.
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I'm a retard who can't understand a touchscreen soda fountain. I prefer the lever machines in which I can just mix Dr Pepper and Barq's together.
 
Queesechake said:
He's going to release them with artifical wombs with eggs pre-installed.
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