💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

The fucker runs in cycles, first lust for Donald, then hate to him, and now he's thirsting for the digital sluts he's making.

So... Elon's next autistic arc is hating robots?

His next move is making AI porn of Donald getting him pregnant.

 

[Detective Carey]

See everyone said I was nuts when I said he's gonna be the first to roll out a fuckable robot that costs a car note. Mark my words, he's gonna try to beat the stigma and reinvent fucking your microwave as "based" and not fucking weird or cringe at all. The first model will probably be a knockoff of those door dash rolling coolers, but with a fleshlight and a touchscreen with a vtuber on it. I don't even want to know what he's going to with the boston dynamics dog robots.

 

[Trombonista]

Yeah, it's because of the media, and not because you are insufferable women-hating faggots.

This has given me an idea. You know how we have the term Karen for bossy and entitled women? I now propose the term Elon for men who overestimate their own intelligence while grossly underestimating women's intelligence. Dr. Insensitive Jerk is thus an Elon.

 

[Detective Carey]

That's way better than like Ken. It has the same two syllable thing going on, and it's someone mostly reviled and immediately recognizable.

I can see the salt now. "Bro don't be a fucking Elon" "lol okay CUCK Elon is the richest guy in the world, I'm totally an Elon!"

 

[Queesechake]

See everyone said I was nuts when I said he's gonna be the first to roll out a fuckable robot that costs a car note. Mark my words, he's gonna try to beat the stigma and reinvent fucking your microwave as "based" and not fucking weird or cringe at all. The first model will probably be a knockoff of those door dash rolling coolers, but with a fleshlight and a touchscreen with a vtuber on it. I don't even want to know what he's going to with the boston dynamics dog robots.

He's going to release them with artifical wombs with eggs pre-installed.

 

[Gregis]

Crazy how fast Elon went from slobbering Trump's knob, to hating Trump, to now gooning over AI porn

I heard he donated like $5 million to Trump again recently, do you know why he cucked? Has he given up on the America party thing?

 

[Headdot Reddot]

I thought you were joking but I found a high quality picture of the car. Holy shit its actually Doge print.
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It gets worse, its not even just Doge but Dogecoin. You know, that crypto Elon has been shilling because "funny Doge" or whatever?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8GpxnYYVK0I
About 40 seconds into the video you get to see the owner too.
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I really, really want to believe its satire.
However, I watched the video and it appears that this guy is not joking.
Absolute lunacy.

Its a form of satire but not in the way we know it. These losers are the satire of ordinary, boring but mildly successful human beings. Instead of doubling down on his 401k investment this germ satires normal successful human behavior and puts that money into something retarded called Dogecoin. He does this because his idol, Elon the satire of a normal nepo baby, told him to.

Of course this isn't enough, because a normal person would buy an investment and check in on it every few months with the intent to let it mature over the course of years. A satire instead buys a satirical truck then covers it with satirical vinyl (and its worth noting that traditional vinyl wraps do have their uses like protecting the paint or changing the cars color without an expensive repaint) but the satire man would never do this, he must go the extra mile.

The satire rationalizes his satire with a satire of real journalism, doing an interview showing off his retarded decisions in the hope that others will imitate him as he did Elon. This will "make stonk go up" and his investment will "mature" thus making him feel like an accomplished satire... like how Galaxy Quest was a successful satire of Star Trek.

 

[Cheesy Cukes]

Seeing "Big Balls" get the shit beaten out of him was an unexpectedly nice start to my day.

 

[World in Scarlet]

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As a matter of fact the gaylogs are faking opinion polls, if you want to know the truth about it.

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Thanks to Grok, you no longer have to look at your children's shitty drawings.

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French:

He speaks reddit too.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

imagine investing your money in Tesla and then seeing the CEO sperg out about AI porn he created on Twitter

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

I heard he donated like $5 million to Trump again recently, do you know why he cucked? Has he given up on the America party thing?

Because he realized that his house of cards collapses without Donny giving him fat government subsidies and shilling his death wagons, and that what little of his popularity cratered once he pissed off the Right as well?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Thanks to Grok, you no longer have to look at your children's shitty drawings.

Of all the disturbing shit he does, this one really gets me. Seeing things through a child’s eyes in a meaningful experience and he’s here to wipe it out in favor of more pointless clip art.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Of all the disturbing shit he does, this one really gets me. Seeing things through a child’s eyes in a meaningful experience and he’s here to wipe it out in favor of more pointless clip art.

What do you expect from the guy who has more kids than sense? That even a two person family would have trouble giving full love and attention to?

His kids are just a means to fulfill his bizarre need to spread his broken South African genes, and be bullet sponges.

 

[Ultraman Orb Dark]

See everyone said I was nuts when I said he's gonna be the first to roll out a fuckable robot that costs a car note. Mark my words, he's gonna try to beat the stigma and reinvent fucking your microwave as "based" and not fucking weird or cringe at all. The first model will probably be a knockoff of those door dash rolling coolers, but with a fleshlight and a touchscreen with a vtuber on it. I don't even want to know what he's going to with the boston dynamics dog robots.

Maybe it'll be a fuckable version of those things at grocery stores?

I heard he donated like $5 million to Trump again recently, do you know why he cucked? Has he given up on the America party thing?

"It's not like I care about you or anything, baka."

Thanks to Grok, you no longer have to look at your children's shitty drawings.

Because GOD FORBID your toddler draw something with crayons, am I right?

imagine investing your money in Tesla and then seeing the CEO sperg out about AI porn he created on Twitter

Reminds me of how in Iron Man, there was an in-universe Mad Money segment telling stock holders to sell their shares of Stark Industries because it was moving away from weapons.

However, while Tony changed the goal of his company from selling weapons to other forms of technology, Elon's just fucking around with AI shit.

 

[Queesechake]

I heard he donated like $5 million to Trump again recently, do you know why he cucked? Has he given up on the America party thing?

Probably because he was also hanging out with Epstien and Maxwell.

 

[Red Dye #5]

Now just imagine Elon gooning to anime cat girls with his legs above his head

 

[crowabunga]

Maybe it'll be a fuckable version of those things at grocery stores?

 

[Absolute Ego Dance]

What do you expect from the guy who has more kids than sense? That even a two person family would have trouble giving full love and attention to?

His kids are just a means to fulfill his bizarre need to spread his broken South African genes, and be bullet sponges.

I dunno. I don't even think it's that. He's never shown any interest in actually raising an heir, because presumably he doesn't want his children (or anyone) to surpass him. If his children do well, it will be in spite of his "parenting". If they do badly, it will be a stick with which to beat him. At least, so will say the media. And we all know he is obsessed with his image. Someone on twitter once said of Trump that he would implicate himself if someone came out and said "Trump wasn't rich or famous enough to be invited to Epstein's Island". For Elon, it would be "cool and dank enough".

I refuse to believe he has ever inserted his (unprovably) malformed penis and thought "when I ejaculate, it will create a superior human", especially if in the mirror he sees the hair transplant that he had in a desperate attempt to fight off the Norwood Reaper. I guarantee you he looks in the mirror at himself while having sex.

I'm personally going with "ego thing". He probably just enjoys the knowledge that women are carrying his child, because it gives him a sense of control that he always craved as a child. People do escape abusive parenting and traumatic childhoods unscathed by diseases of the mind, but Elon is not one of those people.

 

[Queesechake]

Now just imagine Elon gooning to anime cat girls with his legs above his head

I don't think I will thanks.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Because GOD FORBID your toddler draw something with crayons, am I right?

I read the AI image as "age 35".

Figured it was a drawing a DOGE employee did for Trump.