💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 35 2.5%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 344 25.1%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 994 72.4%
  • Total voters
    1,373
Something Awful said:
How does Elon Musk engage in an "affair"? "M'lady, would you like to be artificially inseminated by me?"
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"If you have my baby, you will get $100K per month. If you choose to live in my mormon-like compound, you will also get free housing and 200K per month, also you have to wear this cosplay, and you will go by the name Rinko-chan"
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Trombonista said:
Gronk is not AI. You mean Grok.
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Probably one of the worst ones I've ever used. It literally sounds repetitive and is as wooden as it comes.
Hey Donnie, it's Elon. Hope you got my name and number. I left you at least 60 Twitter DMS, but you still not following. I funded your campaign yet. You're not releasing the files. It's just about Israel. Now I'm going to hurt my girl, my sons .

You're a loser. Stop calling me. I do not care what you do. Stop curling.
 
I've loved watching this fat retarded autist get smacked around and then seethe about it. Look at the way he hates anonymity and tried to deanonymize Twitter even as he crowed about free speech. Watch how he turned on Matt Taibi like a viper because Taibi wouldn't burn an old business associate on Elon's whim. Watch how he seethed and raged when people told him he was a retard for spending Christmas licking jeet asshole online, and how he started stripping away their blue checkmarks in retaliation. The man is mentally a toddler who cannot handle dissent, and should have never been anywhere near the Whitehouse.
 
Your-Fairy-Wish-Prince said:
Anyone get the feeling it’s all a ruse? Idk maybe I’m autistic but both are known for BT Barnum levels of shenanigans.
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Nah, both of them are despicable, misanthropic pieces of shit who only view others in terms of how useful they are for their selfish ends, so the fact Elon no longer can be part of DOGE means they can just go full mask-off and scream at each other in the assumption they can make the other flinch in this retarded game of wealthy white fuck chicken.
 
Anyone who thinks this is gayfabe is a retard. Musk is calling Trump a pedophile so what actually is this supposed to be a work of? What is the endgame of doing such a thing? So they come together and say “take that, libs!” That’s fucking retarded. I think some niggers here need to touch grass for a while.
 
The Hardest R said:
Anyone who thinks this is gayfabe is a retard. Musk is calling Trump a pedophile so what actually is this supposed to be a work of? What is the endgame of doing such a thing? So they come together and say “take that, libs!” That’s fucking retarded. I think some niggers here need to touch grass for a while.
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"ELON ACCUSED TRUMP OF BEING A PEDO! THE LIBS ARE SOOO TRIGGERED OVER THIS!"
 
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