💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 35 2.6%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 344 25.1%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 992 72.4%
  • Total voters
    1,371
Popper Whiting said:
The problem with 2025 is given the insane comedy the current state of things is you can't be sure if her posting it on April Fool's Day is your traditional Fool's Day joke or a case of the good lord once again delivering very real insane news on that day as a way of fucking with our heads and laughing at our expense.

I mean, in a year like 2025, where everyday has been foolish and progressively so, does April 1st actually mean anything or does have it's usual significance? Can there be a specific Fool's Day when every day is foolish?
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In clown world, every day is April Fools Day.
 
Popper Whiting said:
The problem with 2025 is given the insane comedy the current state of things is you can't be sure if her posting it on April Fool's Day is your traditional Fool's Day joke or a case of the good lord once again delivering very real insane news on that day as a way of fucking with our heads and laughing at our expense.

I mean, in a year like 2025, where everyday has been foolish and progressively so, does April 1st actually mean anything or does have it's usual significance? Can there be a specific Fool's Day when every day is foolish?
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You’re not wrong I’m just saying check again tomorrow in this case only.
 
Elon that is literally your stupid department

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Speaking of which, the name is so stupid. The abbreviation, DOGE, just references a dead meme and Elon's Crypto coin. The Department of Government Efficiency sounds like some gay name that would be in a Novel for children like Harry Potter.
 
TrainWreckSpotter said:
I watched a YT video from a guy who bought a cyber truck (and bought Teslas before). In this guy's opinion, Musk cheaped out and is charging a premium price.

Also, it looks like it's made out of Legos.
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They are. I live in a densely populated east-coast city and our town moron has one with rainbow titanium specs. I watched its back bumper nearly completely detach itself while trying to back into a parking spot in the Whole Foods parking garage (it hit the wall).

Stoner Miko said:
Xavier's dad is the richest man in the world, he could have had anything he ever wanted in the world, so why in the absolute fuck would he choose to side with being an AGP and supporting retard turkgays like Hasan Piker?
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Suffering Elon's parenting? Trooning out is the LEAST crazy outcome. I'm just glad he's not a fent addict or a school shooter. Hell, or the Norman Bates esque psycho that would push his Salvadoran maid down a flight of stairs. This is the least extreme outcome imo. Also sorry for spam replying like a faggot I'm on my phone and forgot to multi quote.
 
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I think uncle Rich might be a secret kiwi farmer. This video contains a pedobear, a smoke alarm beep, and thinly veiled reference to Elon Musk being a nigger.

Long but funny, worth a watch.

 
Doctor of Autism said:
Elon that is literally your stupid department

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Speaking of which, the name is so stupid. The abbreviation, DOGE, just references a dead meme and Elon's Crypto coin. The Department of Government Efficiency sounds like some gay name that would be in a Novel for children like Harry Potter.
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I will continue to call it the Dept of Doggy and no one can stop me.
 
Oxyjen said:
I think uncle Rich might be a secret kiwi farmer. This video contains a pedobear, a smoke alarm beep, and thinly veiled reference to Elon Musk being a nigger.

Long but funny, worth a watch.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=MG5XrcvHehg
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Life would be so easy if everyone was rationed 2 Toyota corollas and maybe 1 Nissan Altima. Hell even a Honda Accord. Give me puzzles I love being a broke shawty. Otherwise we have autistic, South African genetic bottlenecks designing shit that wouldn't even pass the Busch Gardens safety tram eval.
 
ABB (Reloaded) said:
Life would be so easy if everyone was rationed 2 Toyota corollas and maybe 1 Nissan Altima.
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Too many people would riot if they couldn't drive the biggest SUV possible.

Back on topic, I've actually seen people driving Cybertrucks for their businesses. I guess it gets attention, but I think traditional advertising would be cheaper.
 
In Wisconsin, it appears that the democratic candidate for the Supreme Court is trouncing the republican. Given how prominently Elon injected himself into the campaign, this has to be seen as a referendum on Elon. And the verdict is, the voters loathe him. It is now official: Elon Musk is electoral poison.
 
Damn, that troon son has some serious daddy issues. I'm sure that dry cunt of an ex-wife groomed this little piece of shit into being an insufferable cunt.
 
Laughing Putin said:
In Wisconsin, it appears that the democratic candidate for the Supreme Court is trouncing the republican. Given how prominently Elon injected himself into the campaign, this has to be seen as a referendum on Elon. And the verdict is, the voters loathe him. It is now official: Elon Musk is electoral poison.
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Elon will crash out that an election wasn't Pay to Win.
 
Laughing Putin said:
In Wisconsin, it appears that the democratic candidate for the Supreme Court is trouncing the republican. Given how prominently Elon injected himself into the campaign, this has to be seen as a referendum on Elon. And the verdict is, the voters loathe him. It is now official: Elon Musk is electoral poison.
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11 points with 70% in. That's an ass whipping in a swing state
 
Laughing Putin said:
In Wisconsin, it appears that the democratic candidate for the Supreme Court is trouncing the republican. Given how prominently Elon injected himself into the campaign, this has to be seen as a referendum on Elon. And the verdict is, the voters loathe him. It is now official: Elon Musk is electoral poison.
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MAGA without Trump is electoral poison. They know it, too, considering it's only been 3 months and they're already floating the idea of just running him for round 3
 
Poop Fartious said:
MAGA without Trump is electoral poison. They know it, too, considering it's only been 3 months and they're already floating the idea of just running him for round 3
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Yep. The Florida district races were won by Trump by like 30 points. Tonight they underperformed by 20 points. That's brutal
 
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