💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 35 2.6%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 344 25.1%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 993 72.4%
  • Total voters
    1,372
JoeyJoJo said:
I don't like musk at all but it seems weird Ashley St Claire comes out of the wood work to say she has Elon's baby right after Doge found out that Fort Knox is missing gold. That is some crazy timing
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Yeah weird that they made up some shit about Fort Knox then immediately distracted with an Elon baby.

Also can we ignore the Elon cock gobblers? They’re here to get this thread shut down because they cannot handle free speech. Ignore report and move on.
 
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Very, very funny if true.
 
Awssum Possum said:
I'm gonna get a lot of 🗑️ and ✖️ for this,
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Well you were right about that at least. All troons should always be "misgendered" and "deadnamed".  NEVER feed into their delusions.

I dont care if someone has a hateboner for Elon Musk or not. I'm mostly neutral, slightly in favor of his work, and even I still find his autistic obsession with only having boys, yet getting a "daughter" after the fact absolutely hilarious. If anything, at least it focused his autistic rage at the left, which is objectively a net positive for our society. I firmly believe that if he hadn't bought Twitter and gave people a voice, Kamala would have won the election and WEF globohomo would have destroyed the United States.
 
karz said:
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Very, very funny if true.
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I love how Elon is the kind of narcissist who always turns on everyone he ever let close and then wonders how all his secrets get out.

This is going to be so fucking entertaining.

Smar Mijou said:
Well you were right about that at least. All troons should always be "misgendered" and "deadnamed".  NEVER feed into their delusions.

I dont care if someone has a hateboner for Elon Musk or not. I'm mostly neutral, slightly in favor of his work, and even I still find his autistic obsession with only having boys, yet getting a "daughter" after the fact absolutely hilarious. If anything, at least it focused his autistic rage at the left, which is objectively a net positive for our society. I firmly believe that if he hadn't bought Twitter and gave people a voice, Kamala would have won the election and WEF globohomo would have destroyed the United States.
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archiving for posterity. Reminder to me in a year or so: this is the guy who thought Kamala would destroy the USA. Hows the future where half of the USA belongs to Canada and the other half is on fire?
 
karz said:
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Very, very funny if true.
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I'm my head cannon, Musk loves tech so much he tried to fuck a blender.
With how everyone coomsums "da truf!", this being true or not doesn't matter anymore. But it's funny and "triggers the MAGA" so I'm going to run with it.
 
Okay but we're entering "Trump has a mushroom baby penis" territory.

I can believe it, but there's little cost to make it up either.
 
The frankenpenis was an open secret, I remember hearing rumors about it months ago. I makes sense if you think about why he wants IVF so bad.
 
JoeyJoJo said:
I don't like musk at all but it seems weird Ashley St Claire comes out of the wood work to say she has Elon's baby right after Doge found out that Fort Knox is missing gold. That is some crazy timing
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It's adorable that you're so gullible that you blindly believe everything that your conman daddies Elon and Trump say about missing gold when they offer no proof.

You can admit that even though you find Trump and Elon to be so sexy that you want them to penetrate you that the first 2 months of fatty's presidential administration have been an unmitigated disaster. I know that even you know, deep down, that it's been a mess but you're too proud to admit that you were grifted yet again
 
I believe her until elon posts a dick pic or has a dick pic leaked. if this was kanye I would assume both events were just as likely to happen.
 
David Brown said:
I NEED more news about Elon's penis... Please I need more information about his cawk RIGHT NOW
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Talking about Hunter Biden's penis is partly the reason how we are at this present point in history -- who knows what the future has in store by discussing the Elon dong.
 
Come on, this is a narcissistic grifter BPD woman angry at a narcissistic man who doesn't give a rat's ass about her.

He could have either a micro dick or a Rasputin-sized third leg, she would say the same shit. This tweet is meaningless.
 
BREAKING NEWS
MUSK HAS AUTHORISED USE OF HIS "TOP GUY"

ACTIVATION WORD: RONALD McDONALD
THE CANDYMAN COMETH

 
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