💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 35 2.6%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 344 25.1%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 991 72.3%
  • Total voters
    1,370
Merry said:
Grimes seems impressed by the most mediocre shit from everything I've witnessed, so I'm taking her word with a fat pound of salt
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That's what Musk needed. Just someone to suck farts out of his asshole constantly, not even a yes-man but a yes-person, and he doesn't care how you smell. Probably why hes into Indians as well.

God I miss my borderline teenage sweetheart.
 
My grand conspiracy theory is that he intentionally hires spergy dysgenic impulsive manchildren to Alog and spaz out about him as to make himself look normal and sane by proxy.
 
neger psykolog said:
Elon Musk's ex-girlfriend whatever and mother of three of his children has issued a statement on Tweeter which supports the claim that he did some shit in a video game, namely ":

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It should be noted that Grimes and Elon Musk may not be on the greatest of terms and have previously been engaged in a court case regarding parental rights. According to Business Insider their custody dispute ended sometime in August 2024: https://archive.ph/S8HGL


Previously Azealia Banks has claimed that Grimes smells "like a roll of nickels" in some kind of lover's spat involving them all: https://www.nylon.com/azealia-banks-grimes-text-messages

Just as an aside, a lot of people hate on Grimes for being weird and some people don't like here music. I personally enjoy her music (I don't keep track of her personality) and one of my favorite songs by her is this and I think ranks as an all time classic for me:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=N9XKLqGqwLA
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A singer with 3 children? That's rare. Usually the recording industry forces singers to abort all their kids.
 
Vinluv Handesbukia said:
My grand conspiracy theory is that he intentionally hires spergy dysgenic impulsive manchildren to Alog and spaz out about him as to make himself look normal and sane by proxy.
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Well, I'm not being given any money to A-log 😒 I just think he sucks.

Elon, I'll autistically A-Log everywhere online that you suck for 50 bucks in Candy Crush gift cards per hour. I'll even call you an evil hot sexy alpha male (although I'm a lesbian so that won't mean much).

Evan Kor said:
A singer with 3 children? That's rare. Usually the recording industry forces singers to abort all their kids.
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Pretty sure she only gave physical birth to one of the kids. The rest were surrogates, like all of Elon's test tube babies.
 
"We're banned for using the nigger word like punctuation? Well you're a lolcow now, Mr Trillionaire"
Broke banned niggas surviving off pure seethe
 
Itchy Trashdick said:
Fuck everyone whose supported Trump since 2015, lost jobs, relationships, family, been banned from the planet etc, I guess. They’re “foreign”
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Yeah, it's hilarious supposedly right wang spergs threw away their own family to support a New York City liberal. If you lost literally anything supporting Zion Don I feel nothing but contempt and schadenfreude

Behold!
An orange despot descends the escalator
He’s less Fourth Reich and more Third Temple
An insult to mangoes and Mussolini

All Hail the God Emperor Potatus Blormph
The new king of Israel

He’s a Chabad guy,
Not the bad guy
Trust the Plan!
It’s in his small hands

All Hail The new King of Israel
All Hail The God Emperor Potatus Blormph
He brought his people to new Golan Heights
The new Dolan Heights

No Red, Just orange blue and white
No stars, but one with six pointy sides

Let’s build two thousand miles of wall
Do you need a thousand miles of wall?
How bout a fence that’s not quite as tall

All Hail the God Emperor Potatus Blormph
The savior of “Certain People” and
The founding stock, the forgotten man
And other euphemisms for all of us
whose hopes blew away in a cloud
of Cheeto dust

No Red, Just orange blue and white
No stars, but one with six pointy sides
No “Whites,” no rights, just our genocide
We fought, we thought orange was the new white

I’ve seen my own orange blue and white
flames engulf the flag of our greatest ally
Forget new king of Israel
Lets get to the nuking of Israel

Orange was the new white

All hail the God Emperor
Say farewell to the goy king of Israel

No Red, Just orange blue and white
No stars, but one with six pointy sides
No “Whites,” no rights, just our genocide
We fought, we thought orange was the new white
You coped, you hoped orange was the new white
 
Any nigger can play diablo 4.
Also not for a second would I doubt her saying this on twitter was part of a settlement agreement.
What a fucking retarded lolcow lol.
We are looking at Chris Chan if he had lots of money quite honestly.
 
The Hawk Tuah Girl said:
And it's difficult to lie to women? I can pay Dungveer from Poonjab to pilot my account and just show my woman "hey babe, look I finally made it to top 100, haha!" and she'd go "wow, congrats!" and that would be the end of it.

Grimes does fit in that category herself. The woman sat there pretending to read the communist manifesto and hailed Marx at the height of wokeshit nonsense ffs.
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Paying someome actual money to farm on your mmo account to impress your loser neet girlfriend would be utterly insane and I'm pretty sure this would have been pre-ketamine elon
 
I feel like Elon Musk is a lolcow for real now. I get this thread has existed for a while but it's now that mainstream ecelebs are turning on him alongside youtubers that talk about lolcows talking about him.

Everyone hates him now from left wing to right wing yet he is still the world's richest man. I think if Trump pushes him out of politics he will be hated by all and have low power leading to his financial collapse because his business valuations are based on false promises and lies about fancy advanced technology he keeps promosing that never happens.

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MIC Shill said:
There is no better argument that women cannot pick partners than the sheer number of women who allowed Musk to impregnate them.
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Their children are the children of one of the richest men on the planet. This is female reproductive logic.
 
AnOminous said:
Their children are the children of one of the richest men on the planet. This is female reproductive logic.
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But you forget - he's also a notorious cheapskate. I doubt Elon's paying more than the bare minimum for child support (especially since he's a resident of Texas; I think the most child support in Texas can be is 12 grand a month? Which, like, sure is a 6 figure income, but for a golddigger who intentionally bore a rich man's 3 children, she probably could have picked a better mark).

Think of it this way - you don't see any of them Kardashian whores going after Elon. Even they know Elon isn't worth the effort, its more profitable to get knocked up by basketball players.
 
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