💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[All Smiles]

Surveilance footage of when the Cybertruck blew up

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Ancient kings would see this as an ill omen and immediately send musk away.

 

[Korpon]

That fag sure owned the chuds by killing themselves with a rainbow firework explosion in the gayest vehicle ever created.

 

[MetalGear - E-Hero Neos]

It turns out when you try to sideline white people, they don't just sit idle like a brown. They stew and seethe and scheme and do absolutely wacky shit.

Watch it be some retarded Arab! or Kneegrow!

 

[National Defense Advocate]

This happened because he mocked an ancient Mesopotamian God of Chaos.

 

[neger psykolog]

Some cretin spent 6-digit dollari-doodle sum on a faggy toaster on wheels.

Are we going to pretend he had no reddit-tier Elon-related sperg-adjacent political views and a history on posting on futa-lolicon-subreddits?

You mean they took out a loan or just rented the car? In which case they probably paid all up a few thousand dollars.

They're dead. They're not going to care about the outstanding car loan or making sure it gets tyre rotations done every 7k miles lol.

I hope they remember to refill the brake fluid and also bleed the lines to get out bubbles for the 200k mile service!

And yeah they may very well have a giant hate boner for Elon but it's too early to say. It just seems difficult to say this wouldn't have happened if Elon wasn't involved (they probably just would've used a different car). It seems to be a message against "the establishment".

 

[LilypaCastsUpper]

This happened because he mocked an ancient Mesopotamian God of Chaos.

or the ghost of Nikola Tesla

 

[Staffy]

Looks like the GLA postal service just had a successful delivery!

 

[Desktop User2]

Is this like a Four Lions style retardism where the terrorist thought store bought fireworks would have enough energy to damage the building?

Quite possible... I don´t see any impactful shockwave out of the explosion shattering the glasses

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Surveilance footage of when the Cybertruck blew up

7lgeoSaLLtiTN4Ur.mp4

Can this please end people's obsession with:
1.) Elon Musk and his products as things without deficiency
2.) Electric vehicles in general

Democrats desperately want to force everyone to drive an electric vehicles and I know plenty of people who aren't Dems who are happy to go along with it. But everything I've seen out of China just shows these things are ticking time bombs and, even more importantly, THEY ARE JUST AS POLLUTING AS GAS CARS WHEN YOU ACCOUNT FOR THE MANUFACTURING OF THE BATTERY!

 

[National Defense Advocate]

Guess you shouldn't outsource QA, huh?

 

[dvorak]

Unless information comes out that proves otherwise, I'm taking this as an act of God. The question is, will those in authority heed this warning, or continue on in their ignorance towards certain doom.

(It will be the latter. The 'right' only succeeds is one thing: disappointment.)

 

[Vect]

Surveilance footage of when the Cybertruck blew up

GUYS,

Cars don't 'just' explode, electric or otherwise. They build up gas, they're in heat, they smoke or catch fire before something goes off, they don't suddenly detonate and splatter sparks everywhere.

First day of the New Year, a TESLA, designed by the company of ELON MUSK, ally of DONALD TRUMP, a man who two people have attempted to actually assassinate, is the only Tesla in the country or for that matter planet Earth, to spontaneously explode outside of TRUMP TOWER, days after a severely passionate row about immigration?

I don't believe in conspiracy theories. I believe in retards from either side of the political aisle doing stupid shit and getting themselves captured or killed for their own stupidity.

 

[Oxyjen]

In a statement posted on X, Tesla CEO Kekius Maximus said that the "whole Tesla senior team is investigating this matter right now. Will post more information as soon as we learn anything. We've never seen anything like this".

 

[Hank E.P.]

Idk, this feels too perfect, especially to happen immediately after a major debacle involving Elon. Before we learn anything else I'm going to assume stolen truck + sabotaged battery.

Agreed. It kind of looks like the explosion came from the bottom and made its way up, and the battery lays flat on the bottom of these trucks I think.

 

[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

That fag sure owned the chuds by killing themselves with a rainbow firework explosion in the gayest vehicle ever created.

MAGA THIS CHUDS - *beep* AAAAAAAAAAAACK! *troonjak head flying into distance* *troonjak body holding Acme plunger in shape of noose*

 

[Richard_Wetpasta]

Surveilance footage of when the Cybertruck blew up

The lady's luggage isn't moving but it sent shock waves strong enough to shake the camera? There's something really off about the video. Or I need to sleep more.

 

[Fcret]

Crack theory - someone wanted to hurt Elon and decided the easiest way would be to tank Tesla stock. Making one of their shitty meme cars explode in front of a Trump hotel is a smart way to put it on the front page.

 

[Desktop User2]

The lady's luggage isn't moving but it sent shock waves strong enough to shake the camera? There's something really off about the video. Or I need to sleep more.

The camera could´ve been hit by some firework frag. I´d bet any injured but the car owner was because of some frag.

 

[Slur Generator]

Kneegrow!

When is the last time a nigger has done an oopsie with explosives?

its either an arab(doubtful) or more than likely some white guy. I think its a leftist simply because he killed himself. Unless its a mistake and instead of setting up a timer it just immediately blew up.

 

[Drip Torch]

didnt some nutbar blow himself up on christmas a few years ago because of 5g?

Yes, in Nashville. Attacking the AT&T building with an RV. Strangely I meet the guy a few months before it happened, working for the Nashville Electric Service. Saw the RV in his back yard. Guy was really weird, but didnt strike me as more unusual from other wierdo's that I meet in the line of work. Thinking about it still weirds me out.