💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

[T O X I C S L U D G E]

Yeah that didn't happen.
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The unfortunate truth is that this chart should be altered so the right bar is further to the right but otherwise yeah Elon is just a MAGA puppet

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Tomoko]

I actually would like to see him get a position in government. Just to see the stupid shit he will do and say.

 

[TruffleSpark]

 

[YungCanasian]

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[Drip Torch]

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African 'tism genes on full display.
To quote the classic...
"Where the fuck is your chin?:

 

[AnOminous]

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Elon is the one on the right in this earliest ever Virgin v. Chad meme.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Trump said during his interview on Flagrant that Elon is in great shape and he in particular admired that pasty belly. It almost sounded as if he wasn’t trolling.

 

[Deathqsd]

Just an autistic guy who got lucky. But paypal still a fucking shit, there's a reason they fired him

 

[x3firehexx]

I actually would like to see him get a position in government. Just to see the stupid shit he will do and say.

Yeah, i really wanna see him get a piosition in the US goverment, it's gonna be so fucking funny to watch (as a foreigner, americans probably won't be having so much fun)

 

[AnOminous]

Yeah, i really wanna see him get a piosition in the US goverment, it's gonna be so fucking funny to watch (as a foreigner, americans probably won't be having so much fun)

I want to see him rename everything in the country to stuff with an X in it.

 

[No. 7 cat]

Just an autistic guy who got lucky. But paypal still a fucking shit, there's a reason they fired him

Musk just owned something PayPal took over. Thiel was the one there. PayPal is utterly shit, suspending balances for no reason at all.

 

[T O X I C S L U D G E]

Current Tesla stock, looks like their latest announcement backfired

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Current Tesla stock, looks like their latest announcement backfired

Is it about their shitty robots

 

[NimertiS]

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He's a billionaire, and couldn't invest in chip fillers or a permanent chip implant?
Heck, he could try to give the procedure a weird "kewl" name.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He's a billionaire, and couldn't invest in chip fillers or a permanent chip implant?

Chin implant and a few rounds of Kybella (injections that permanently kill fat cells) in his throat would help. But the shots make the patient’s neck swell like crazy. He’d have to hide out after each jab for a couple of weeks until he stopped looking like a bullfrog.

The hair replacement was a great investment.

 

[World in Scarlet]

The Reefer bravely resurrected the Dominion lie.

“Statistically there are some very strange things that happen that are statistically incredibly unlikely. There’s always this question of, say, the Dominion voting machines. It is weird that, I think, they were used in Philadelphia and in Maricopa County [in Arizona] but not in a lot of other places. Doesn’t that seem like a heck of a coincidence?”

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[TrainWreckSpotter]

Thank goodness Elon can't run for president because he wasn't born in the US. Because you know if he could, he would.

 

[Random Internet Person]

 

[CompetitiveLurker]

I would've thought there'd be mention of the recent SpaceX rocket test?

Eight days since it and only here, lmao.