💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 35 2.6%
  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 344 25.1%
  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 992 72.4%

  • Total voters
    1,371
I don't really hope Musk saves anything. He's a nutjob. I just hope he destroys and fucks up a bunch of shit. He is not a force for good, but he is a force for chaos, and I approve of that at this point, since the current order is garbage.
At least he kicked off all the UN or Indian Advertisements/public safety notices on the trending tab on day 1. Pretty much the only good thing he has done for the site.

Old Twitter Trends tab was pretty much covid 24/7 since 2020.
 
Yeah, just see him as a shitposter. You were never supposed to take him seriously.
The fact that a shitposter has (at least on paper) billions of dollars at his disposal is hilarious. I’m sorry, but you can’t take away my delight at this turn of events.

That said, the fact that he tried to do a deal with Don Lemon is proof that he has massive blind spots to put it mildly.
 
This man-no-this KING has single-handedly made social media entertaining again.

Now do not you get me wrong. Twitter as it once was was a great harvesting grounds for all the freaks of the internet, ripe for the harvesting conveniently in one pasture.
But now thanks to this beautiful loose canon we have a place where these fruits ripe with no protection can be pillaged in real time.

If Elon really wanted to stick it to the minority of mutational loads that roam the Internet, he would have bought Bsky and Mastadon and run both into the ground.

Of course, I thank him for his duty to mankind :semperfidelis:Physiognomy. Be. Damned.
 
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Looks like new accounts will start being charged on Xitter.
 
How much do you want to bet Musk will retain his ability to block after everyone else gets it taken away? I'll bet five John gifs.
Honestly, I say that he could simply ban anyone from X, instead.

Either way, after the brouhahah that was Elon considering getting rid of blocking that ended up fizzling, I actually feel relieved that him getting rid of blocking i still in the cards.
Then again, I wonder if one big reason is that, since X is bleeding money without government support, he is depending on ads, but, since others are constantly blocking ads and refusing to buy any premium X accounts, Elon getting rid of blocking is a way of making sure that he gets ad revenue and others ubmit o buying premium accounts.

Then again, I also wonder if Elon is purposefully making things worse because he is deliberately trolling its userbase. I am definitely not he first one who made this observation, but I noticed that, whenever Elon makes or even announces a big change, there is a big backlash that makes its userbase freak out, claim tha their sources of income are being ruined, and push their Mastodon or BlueSky accounts or whatever, and say tha they are going to move... bu they almost never do. They stay on X. I feel that Elon knows tha they are oging to stay on X no matter what he does, which means that he sometimes does these things on purpose... though not always on purpose.
 
They stay on X.
My favorite thing about this autistic hyper-rich faggot is how he loves torturing people who deserve it and who do this shit where they shriek and spaz out about how they're being genocided and they're totally leaving and then never do it.

Suck it up, buttercup. Elon Musk is your Lord.
 
Fags on social media spazzing out about minor changes has been a thing since Facebook. I remember them making some minor change in 2005-2006 and my friends going apeshit over it. The failure for any Twatter clone to take off is a sign that shitting their pants and doing nothing is just part of their MO. Part of it is that Elon does like trolling his customers but most of it is that he has retarded ideas that nobody actually likes.
 
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