💼 Careercow Elon Reeve Musk - Tesla, SpaceX and Twitter owner + ex-paypal CEO. Manchild, sexual deviant, spergy autist with access to space travel

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Elon vs Donald, who will be triumphant?

  • Elon Musk

    Votes: 35 2.6%

  • Donald Trump

    Votes: 344 25.1%

  • Us, and the friends we made along the way

    Votes: 992 72.4%
  • Total voters
    1,371
If I had the world’s richest man on my side, I’d probably be inclined to indulge his spergy antics unless he was fucking gerbils or something, but that’s just me.
 
Elon is genuinely so cringe, I groan every time he posts a 10-years out-of-date meme unironically to try to stay "hip" despite the fact he is old and out of touch. I can't hate him though because even if he didn't really buy Twitter for "free speech" purposes, it's very funny to watch people seethe about any increase of freedom on a major place where people congregate.
 
>tweet Trump meme
>Tesla stock rises 10 whole dollars per stock
>Elon rn
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Killing and Eating People said:
I'm watching the Joe Rogan podcast right now and he's doing fine. Yes he's an unfunny autistic sperg on twitter, everyone is. That's twitter. It brings out the worst in everyone.

Bigger nothingburger feature than Ralphs porn star thing whatever the fuck that was

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Honestly my biggest gripe is when he bought Twitter he didn't immediately kill Twitter. A lot of the things he's been doing have made it shit though. I don't mind nazis being able to speak unbanned. That's fine. But removing my ability to get the off my feed (as well as putting them on my feed the second I log on). Is retarded. Good on him for renaming the largest porn site in the world X. But now I have to search for it. If I make a new account just to watch sports I'll get that confusions philosophy retard simping for Hitler. But if I wanna see cute pokemon, funny memes, and anime tiddies I need to search for them? It's pretty retarded.

I think censoring nazis was also retarded. But if I get censored for calling them retarded when I'm forced to see them as if the lamest 3 jokes I've ever heard are somehow funnier the 9001st time I see them one more time...

And now block might get removed which will mean the only porn artists willing to stay will be confirmed pedophiles. This is a strange world we live in. If the world's richest man is allergic to money so much that he makes the most retarded financial moves on the site why can't he give me the billions so I can deport him back to Africa?
 
I wish Elon Musk was my dad. "Waaah he did not pay enough attention to me!" Bitch, just shut up and take his money.
 
Übertroon said:
Thanks to Space X we now have reusable rockets and global internet access with Starlink
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Thank the US government. Elon is king among the welfare queens.
Professor G. Raff said:
Elon is genuinely so cringe, I groan every time he posts a 10-years out-of-date meme unironically to try to stay "hip" despite the fact he is old and out of touch. I can't hate him though because even if he didn't really buy Twitter for "free speech" purposes, it's very funny to watch people seethe about any increase of freedom on a major place where people congregate.
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I think at this point it's not controversial to say that he is a hypocrite and his "free speech absolutist" position is pure BS. Freedom doesn't mean being allowed to be a little bit edgier.

p.s. can we stop dickriding this guy as a society ?
 
elon musk is just a used car sails men with more money he got from his dad we should already be on fucking mars if you take that dude seriously.
 
DickMain said:
I still to this day have no clue what Q Anon even is. But people losing their minds over an ironically funny shitpost is still funny.
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It was a copespiracy born out of a series of larp posts on 4chan /pol/ pretending to be a government insider with Q clearance or something, hence the name QAnon, because that's literally what /pol/ users called him. I say copespiracy because it was a gigantic fucking COPE that consisted on assuaging Trump fans that he wasn't actually going back on all his campaign promises (remember the wall? deport all muslims? lock her up?), he was working behind the stage to kick out all the deep state swamp monsters or whatever in order to finally establish the Trumpreich. The way the QAnon messages were worded was always like a stupid little ARG and something about that sent the Facebook boomers into a frenzy once they discovered it. This is where the phrase "trust the plan" comes from, because as Trump did nothing or sometimes even literally the opposite of what he had campaigned for, you had to TRUST THE PLAN that he was secretly following to overthrow the deep state.
 
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Elon - even if Trump wins - will not be getting a cabinet position.

Unless it's the cabinet holding all the weed.
 
Grog said:
The way the QAnon messages were worder were always like a stupid little ARG and something about that sent the Facebook boomers into a frenzy once they discovered it.
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Oh so it was just a some promo for a J.J. Abrams film.
 
megara said:
Thank the US government. Elon is king among the welfare queens.
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Giving money to SpaceX has given immeasurably more results than whatever else they hand out.
Would you rather they spend it on more diversity lectures from NASA?
 
Übertroon said:
Giving money to SpaceX has given immeasurably more results than whatever else they hand out.
Would you rather they spend it on more diversity lectures from NASA?
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I just find it funny when people put him, people like him and their companies on a pedestal. Praise him for being so innovative when literally 99% of what they do is fail upwards with government money and government funded tech. If you think NASA can't do what he does (with an appropriate budget) then I have a bridge to sell you.
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My main sticking point with Elon is that, like most African-American males, he keeps pumping out fatherless children that we'll have to deal with in like 20 years.
 
Grog said:
It was a copespiracy born out of a series of larp posts on 4chan /pol/ pretending to be a government insider with Q clearance or something, hence the name QAnon, because that's literally what /pol/ users called him. I say copespiracy because it was a gigantic fucking COPE that consisted on assuaging Trump fans that he wasn't actually going back on all his campaign promises (remember the wall? deport all muslims? lock her up?), he was working behind the stage to kick out all the deep state swamp monsters or whatever in order to finally establish the Trumpreich. The way the QAnon messages were worded was always like a stupid little ARG and something about that sent the Facebook boomers into a frenzy once they discovered it. This is where the phrase "trust the plan" comes from, because as Trump did nothing or sometimes even literally the opposite of what he had campaigned for, you had to TRUST THE PLAN that he was secretly following to overthrow the deep state.
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It was more than that.

After he lost the election, random people were "getting messages" from Q, that proved to them that Trump was still president and there was a secret war against the deep state, and any moment now, Biden would be overthrown by Trump.
 
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