Elliot Page / Ellen Page - Former actress, starred in Juno. Turned into a pooner and divorced her wife because being a lesbian was not boosting her career anymore. Receives a daily dose of asspatting from Hollywood. Likes to show off her "male" body using fake abdominals.

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People are so mean!

Ellen, err, ELLIOT is exuding TRANS JOY.

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The Twitter pile-on will be Ellen's one and final test to prove she's a TRUE MAN by doing what the manliest of men do:

Shitpost back.

Or shotgun mouthwash, either or.
 
That was a rumor but it turns out 39 year old Ellen is playing EL Penor (pun intended)- the youngest member of Odysseu's crew. Suspension of disbelief only goes so far.
That's unfortunate. I was hoping this would be a hilarious dumpster fire, not a standard one.
They could've picked Olandria Carthen from "Love Island."
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You might not like the Bratz lips but I can absolutely see men die for this African Queen.
She looks like a cat but not in a good way.

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Nolan should have offered it to Logan Browning, of Dear White People infamy.
She's half White, but never acknowledges that fact.
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Blacktivists and Jews would have cried that she "looks too White".
Xena: Warrior Princess had a black woman (actually mixed race, of Choctaw and Irish heritage) play Helen of Troy, Galyn Gorg. Unlike Nolan, who claims to be inspired by the Odyssey, Xena played around with a bunch of different myths and turned it into something new.
Casting black actresses Galyn Gorg and Gina Torres as Helen of Troy and Cleopatra respectively was reflective of academic movements throughout the late 1980s and 1990s to recognise the importance of black Africans to Mediterranean culture, and it has been argued that the real Cleopatra was black, as while her ethnicity was primarily Greek (her Greek ancestors conquered Egypt), her grandmother was a concubine of unknown origin. But the wide range of sources of inspiration Xena drew on meant that they could largely cast actors suited to their roles, regardless of skin colour. Although the goddess of Love, Aphrodite, was somehow still portrayed as a slim, ditzy blonde in pink, which is not a representation the ancient Greeks would have recognised – their statues of Aphrodite are a lot more rounded in body shape and wear even less clothing!
From here. Lupita just isn't the choice for Helen of Troy, and Diane Kruger in her prime was something else. They could have casted Shakira, who has Lebanese heritage, as her, and it would be a closer match.
 
Ellen Page genuinely needed a man in her life who loved her with all his heart, kept her happy with mind-blowing, loving sex on a regular basis
Retard take.
Women are not like men and don't like sex in the same way men do, this would not have saved her from what happened.

Not just that, that man would have to suffer being in a relationship with her considering that since she is a tranny. She is an unstable person.
Which really just says Ellen is a dyke, and it's weird bc being a dyke is basically socially praised now. Perhaps it is BECAUSE being a lesbian isn't controversial anymore,
I feel like gay people are simply more likely to exhibit tranny tendencies.
We already see before trannyism was a major thing, that many Lesbians often dress pretty masculine and try to embody masculine tendencies.
Think of those butch lesbian bikers, or many Lesbians today who get those skinny fuckboy style hair cuts and dress in a skinny fuckboy type of way.

At the very least, those Lesbians tend to successfully have a certain "swagger" aesthetic to them without resorting to cutting off their breasts and injecting testosterone.
Ellen and many other FtM like her often don't succeed that that, and just end up looking sickly.


Ironic that it seems like normal Lesbians do better at exhibiting some kind of masculine aesthetic that looks and feels more genuine and kinda works.
Many FtM seem to think that being a tranny is taking this a step further by being an outright tranny, but they actually end up completely failing at doing this by trying to become a male rather than just staying like a normal lesbian.
Wikipedia -
"Elpenor was not especially notable for his intelligence or strength, but he survived the Trojan War, and appears in the Odyssey.
While Odysseus was staying on Aeaea, Circe's island, Elpenor became drunk and climbed onto the roof of Circe's palace to sleep. The next morning, waking upon hearing his comrades making preparations to travel to Hades, he forgot he was on the roof and fell, breaking his neck and dying. Odysseus and his men apparently noticed his absence, but they were too busy to look for him. When Odysseus arrived in Hades, Elpenor was the first shade to meet him, and pleaded with him to return to Aeaea and give his body a proper cremation and burial. After finishing his task in the underworld, Odysseus returned to Aeaea and cremated Elpenor's body, then buried his ashes with his armour and marked the grave with an oar of his ship."

How much you want to bet this is changed so that she he dies a heroic death in the Trojan War?

It Nolan wanted to be funny, he would make Elpenor 42% himself in the movie by making Elpenor drunk and purposefully kill herself because she "can't handle" being a tranny in this era so he can sneak in pretending to "support" them by pretending to make a commentary about them meanwhile the rest of us would be able to see the satire.

But we can never have nice things.
 
Sure. But not White men.
I offered her as a slightly better alternative, even when there are Turkish women from that area who could be a better match. Weird how their first choice for Helen is an African-Mexican from Kenya and not, you know, someone from Asia Minor where Troy is located.
Yes, but Xena was only watched by lesbians.
Still iconic and remembered after the fact, while no one remembers Page.
 
Many FtM seem to think that being a tranny is taking this a step further by being an outright tranny, but they actually end up completely failing at doing this by trying to become a male rather than just staying like a normal lesbian.
That's just the thing, they want that extra step because their trauma tells them men are offput by pooners, and they have ruined tomboyism by turning it into a fetish (hence why TIMs unironically want to be "tomboys" now more than actual women lol.)
This is pretty much how FtMs think:
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So, is she going to wear a special packer for the role to try and show off how much of a manly dood she is as Achilles?

Hell, why not just go all out and make every male character in the movie a pooner and every female character a troon and then call it a comedy? It would be hysterical!

The only problem is that Helen Page as she is now is just sad and depressing whenever you see her as she looks like a cancer patient.
 
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