US Eighth Democratic Debate: The Last Fed-Guy

Starts at 5pm-8pm PST / 7pm CST-10pm CST / 8pm-11pm EST

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Welcome to eighth Democratic primary debates, tonight will feature:

Former Vice President Joe "Stand Up" Biden


Businessman Tom Steyer


Former South Bend, Indiana, Mayor and likely plant Pete Buttigieg


Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders


Minnesota Sen. Amy "Klob"uchar


Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth "She Understands" Warren


Entrepreneur Andrew Yang


The poll will be posted after the debates. After the disastrous Iowa caucus it will be intriguing to see how the winners and losers respond, could be the last debates without Bloomberg. If they discuss Trump's acquittal the wackos might say some crazy stuff. Enjoy the show,

 

[spiritofamermaid]

Five minutes in and we got Trump being brought up, gg guys.

 

[JongleJingle]

"We're not outdividing the divider-in-chief, totally!".

Really now....

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Jesus, Bernie got that slanted walk going.

So many dudes coughing too... Foreshadowing of events to come?

COUGHING FIT

PANTS OF SHIT

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Democrats pretending to be non-divisive is just hilarious.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

Hitting pretty hard on the Bernie and socialism connection, way to be unbiased ABC.

 

[the fall of man]

Bernie is throwing out his list of points: orange man bad, we’re all united, etc.
Nobody agrees that democratic socialism is bad? Instead, it’s just Trump bad? Good job at deflecting.

 

[LordofTendons]

My God, everyone on this stage is autistic except Buttgag and the fake Indian.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

So call me when they have the children gladiators Fighting over who is going to be dem candidate. Its the only way they can solve this shitshow

 

[JongleJingle]

Warrens voice infuriates me for some strange reason, and I don't know why.

Like, on a primal level.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

Wtf where in the world is this powwow coming from, I want them to be eating each other alive.

 

[the fall of man]

Wait, are Warren and Bernie friends again? Didn’t some kind of gender-shaming accusations happen last time?

 

[Amerika First]

Based Yang, if only he were white.

 

[the fall of man]

Wtf where in the world is this powwow coming from, I want them to be eating each other alive.

Don’t worry, they’re the DemoAristocrats, the shit will splatter in eventually.

 

[Shady Attorney]

Bernie is the only one who seems to be attracting the audience so far. Yang might get some cheering from the crowd but it seems he's not getting much time to speak. Everyone else seems like fodder tbh (sorry Pete)

 

[Pickle Dick]

Jesus Christ, again?

How many more of these fucking things are there gonna be?

According to Wikipedia...

...that many

 

[JongleJingle]

They speak SO much of unification, I'm starting to get some Dead Space Unitology vibes again...

Shit, I oughta play Dead Space again. Always did wanna do a marathon of that series.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

According to Wikipedia...
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...that many

Yeah OP is going to have to start naming the threads after the Clone Wars TV show episodes at this rate.

 

[Rei is shit]

Warrens voice infuriates me for some strange reason, and I don't know why.

Like, on a primal level.

Because she sounds like an angry elementary school librarian.

 

[spiritofamermaid]

Oh dang I bet you twenty bucks Buttman practiced that last line.

C'mon Biden live long enough to rail on Bernie and his healthcare.
Also note how Bernie didn't say that Biden was wrong.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Who's going to pay for it Bernie?

Can't wait for the answer.