Ego destroying trash talk slamdown - ENTER THE SEXXXTAGON

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Yo shitposting is a lot of fun, but all the serious posters kill the flow and I just want to argue for the sake of arguing and throw down a little trash talk.

Any subject. Any political leaning. I bathe in my enemy's blood.

 

[#FF0000]

No

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Your mama so fat when she walks across the room the radio skips.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Your mama so fat when she walks across the room the radio skips.

Do you mean the record player skips? Because how the fuck a radio going to skip? And what kind of hipster asshole is still using a fragile tube amplifier?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Do you mean the record player skips? Because how the fuck a radio going to skip? And what kind of hipster asshole is still using a fragile tube amplifier?

Oh shit a zoomer. I'm tapping out.

 

[Dialtone]

YO MAMA IS SO DUMB SHE BOIGHT TICKETS TO
XBOX LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE

 

[eatler]

FUCK YOU FUCKING…. FUCK YOU BLOODY BASTARD!

 

[ic bin þin dóm]

Your mother is so fat she has really bad obstructive sleep apnea, like really bad, she NEVER gets REM sleep.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Your mother is so fat she has really bad obstructive sleep apnea, like really bad, she NEVER gets REM sleep.

Your mother is so disgusting that the HIV virus is afraid of catching her.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Yo momma so fat her Social Security number be ONE!

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Yo momma so fat her Social Security number be ONE!

Your mother is a very nice lady. Her double fudge brownies are delicious.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

i had sex with your mom last nice. she is a very nice lady who still holds her beauty at a late age. i will have sex with her again.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Your nice mom was so nice that I gave her a Natty ice and then my cock.

Now she has facial warts.

Think about that the next time she kisses you good night.

 

[GunCar Gary]

yo momma so fat she gives me really bad sleep apnea (when she falls asleep on top of me (after we have sex))

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

You stupid bitch. You stupid... FUCKING bitch. I can't believe how dumb you are...

 

[AgendaPoster]

Any subject

Doubt it.
If you really want that bloody battle, you know what subject you have to approach. This war stuff is so last year.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Doubt it.
If you really want that bloody battle, you know what subject you have to approach. This war stuff is so last year.

I refuse to accept the results of that DNA test. You are not my father!

 

[ic bin þin dóm]

Your mother is so disgusting that the HIV virus is afraid of catching her.

Your mom called me late last night because she was worried about your eating habits. We talked it through and she is sending you to fat camp - I got her down from fat gay camp, because I just think such big lifestyle changes in one summer won't be lifelong changes.

Yo momma so fat her Social Security number be ONE!

I can't remember anything
Can't tell if this is true or dream
Deep down inside I feel to scream

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

got her down from fat gay camp

I was looking forward to fat gay camp. Way to ruin my summer asshole

 

[Never Scored]

Yo daddy so fat, he has to lift his gunt to fuck my mom.