eating candy on camera 04/07/20 - 45 minutes of MUH ANXIETY

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It must be pretty sad to go through life with no real sense of self. Amber always seems like she's constantly trying on a new skin, but nothing ever fits. Today, the 'skin' is mania. Ok, so what do manic people do, Amber wonders? Quick search on Google gives her the cheat sheet. Oh, manic people have a ton of energy and are all over the place in conversation! Let's record 45 minutes of word salad and if that doesn't drive the point hard enough, let's also remind people how manic we're feeling. lol

Her 'empath' skin is another one. Omg, other people are suffering in the world and I feel allllll of it. Honestly, guys. She's being totally honest about that. She's been bawling for DAYS. You know those Sarah McLachlan commercials that tug at your heartstrings a little bit? Take that sadness and multiply it by 100, because that's the burden that Amber carries everyday as the rent-paying Mother Teresa she is. You fuckers will NEVER know the price paid for having such a giving (and enlarged) heart!!! 💙

It's like, she understands what these things are, but she doesn't have any emotional range to express it authentically. She doesn't understand nuance. And on top of that, and most importantly, she's a bad fucking liar, so when she gets on camera and pretends to be someone she's not, it comes across as deeply insincere and tone-deaf.

I do like that we finally got an open admission from her that the trolling is intentional. Not that we needed it, but I'm surprised she let it slip so casually like that. Maybe she's just come to accept that being hated = more engagement = bigger checks. She never has to work another day in her life because she's figured out the formula:

STEP 01
Be a total piece of shit. 💩

STEP 02
Pretend you're not a total piece of shit. 🤫

STEP 03
Keep your comment section open. 🤪

STEP 04
Get paid. ✨
 
She's so full of shit per usual about being with Benzo at her mom's.
Iidr she mentioned Beggy being at the mom's during one of the vids in that time period.
As another poster pointed out- she isn't about to be going to hang out with the grifter Williams clan as paranoid as she is about the virus.
Unless they maybe bribed her with some orange chicken or buffet but I don't see that happening.
Another lah and excuse for eating up all the freezer food and having the perfect reason to send Becks on another massive food run.
 
She contradicts herself even more in this video

She said she doesn't go outside anymore but then she says she went with Becky to see her mom and that's how she didn't notice the freezer being unplugged, bascically shifting the blame on Eric or Ricky. Why didn't she mention that in the first place? Either lying or didn't want to say out of fear people would call her out on saying she doesn't go out anymore.

But then if you watch older videos of her's she says that she doesn't have a good relationship with Becky's mom, or how she didn't go with Becky to see her mom because she has no place to sleep and then she gets all depressed and binge eats when Becky is gone for more than 6 hrs

Make up your fucking mind, woman, your entire channel is basically an amalgamation of contradictions and lies all coming from your mouth

Being truthful is too hard for her, I guess, she'd rather lie about the most petty shit and when people call her out she just digs herself even deeper

(And it's funny how the only thing people can talk about her at this point is the whole freezer shit)
 
It's interesting that in her explanation of why she doesn't think she's a narcissist she says because they don't have empathy(false), because whenever someone is crying around her she bursts into tears, as well. As if that's not the most self-centering, narcissistic response to someone else going through something and showing emotion. Bringing the attention back to themselves and making a show of just how empathetic I am, is textbook narcissist. She made Destiny's sister's moment about her. She made talking about Becky's mom's diagnosis about her. Even Becky wasn't that emotional and it's her own mother.
 
Guys. I think Twinkie might have lost some weight! She looks thinner around the neck and face.
 
There is a gem of an Amberism around the 37 minute mark.

"I feel like people want to put me in a box, and I am so freaking tired of it. It is honestly SO annoying. It is SO annoying. Like I am just going to be totally honest with you guise. I am not going to be put into a box. You guys can put me into a rectangle or a circle, but you are not going to put me in a box. I'm just not. There are MANY sides to me."
 
Bookish said:
It's interesting that in her explanation of why she doesn't think she's a narcissist she says because they don't have empathy(false), because whenever someone is crying around her she bursts into tears, as well. As if that's not the most self-centering, narcissistic response to someone else going through something and showing emotion. Bringing the attention back to themselves and making a show of just how empathetic I am, is textbook narcissist. She made Destiny's sister's moment about her. She made talking about Becky's mom's diagnosis about her. Even Becky wasn't that emotional and it's her own mother.
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She doesn't think she's a narcissist because she took an online quiz that told her she wasn't.
Wooden Spoon said:
You guys can put me into a rectangle or a circle, but you are not going to put me in a box. I'm just not. There are MANY sides to me."
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But... doesn't a box have more sides than a circle?
:thinking:
 
I do think there is more to the 'freezer situation' than we are hearing. Given Amberlynn's extremely high level of food aggression she must be absolutely furious that she lost a whole bunch of food. It was interesting that there just happened to be a question on this in her Q&A, and that her answer definitely threw some shade at the Eric and Ricky by saying that she and Becky were not at home and it "could have happened then" She is seething about the lost food.
 
Wooden Spoon said:
There is a gem of an Amberism around the 37 minute mark.

"I feel like people want to put me in a box, and I am so freaking tired of it. It is honestly SO annoying. It is SO annoying. Like I am just going to be totally honest with you guise. I am not going to be put into a box. You guys can put me into a rectangle or a circle, but you are not going to put me in a box. I'm just not. There are MANY sides to me."
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Did Geometrylynn forget that boxes are generally rectangles or squares?
The only box she could be put in anyway is one of those shipping containers on cargo ships.
 
The entitlement of this attitude blows my mind...

As in, "I wanna do what I want, not what subscribers/my source of revenue wants, not to be held accountable for what I said I would do"...

For fucks sake, can you imagine that attitude in any other job?

"Fuck you boss I dont wanna fry this food or type up this report, I'm gonna fucking make a taco or write a song instead cause I want to"
 
Phalanx said:
Yeah the YouTube demonetisation is going to shred Amber, I don't believe she is saving at all, she only earned 10k for a very small window like 4 months, there was the 100 days of "content" and then her views started to bottom out. I expect Youtube to adjust their policies in the summer in line with the recession and the online ad space dipping hard, there's practically none left because the cost effectiveness but also how much of a shit show YouTube is.
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Using Social Blade data, after YT cut, her income is likely under $2,000 per month now, and it is not going to get any better. No wonder she is complaining. However, she does not seem to understand that this is based on her content and often she uploads. Interestingly, many YTers are now branching out by adding podcasts, adding additional channels, collaborations, advertising, etc sencing the reduction in income from YT. These YTers are really working hard at their job. Amber, in other hand, try to get away with as little as possible and is surprised it is not working anymore.
 
it takes almost zero effort for content creators to make merch these days, but even that's too much for hamber. she wouldn't even need to reach out to an artist to make actual designs, she could just print some of her "catchphrases" on t shirts and stickers in a boring font and profit off of that. people are already selling ALR merch so there's clearly some amount of demand for it (???), and since she loves to be in on the joke of hating her she could use that as an angle for her merch. again, her two brain cells are really limiting her here unfortunately.

i've seen some youtubers' partners or family take over the merch business responsibilities, you'd think becky would be encouraging of this to ensure the future of her snapbacks and coloring books.
 
Dragon Lady said:
Theres a ton of people that would buy merch of her. I would be tempted to buy a twinkie storr shirt
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Hmmm... A bean bag chair of her would probably be really comfortable... And big. Enough for my whole family to sit together even.
 
GrinningCat said:
Hmmm... A bean bag chair of her would probably be really comfortable... And big. Enough for my whole family to sit together even.
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