Easiest and fastest way to Kill yourself.

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TBH there is never a easy and fast way. All kinds of issues can happen for you to have a slow and painful death.

If you truly want a fast and easy death then move to Switzerland or Netherlands. There are hospitals and doctors that do Assisted suicide. For ppl with depression or mental illnesses I might ad.
 
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If you plan on necking yourself and leave some reference to the farm in your goodbye letter i will neck myself as well and haunt you in the afterlife. Dont even fucking think about it.
Otherwise go to your local trainstation and punch the biggest drug dealer you can find.
 
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Faye said:
TBH there is never a easy and fast way. All kinds of issues can happen for you to have a slow and painful death.

If you truly want a fast and easy death then move to Switzerland or Netherlands. There are hospitals and doctors that do Assisted suicide. For ppl with depression or mental illnesses I might ad.
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That's gay let me an hero in peace without bring this faggot moral shit in here.
 
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In all seriousness, nitrogen gas. It's easy to get and inhaling too much gives you a calm, painless death. You feel drunk, pass out, and never wake up. Plus, if you're inhaling through a mask, you can remove the mask at practically anytime, inhale oxygen, and you'll be pretty much fine. It's perfect for people who are afraid of pain and also think they may have regrets as their consciousness fades. You can literally buy it online.
 
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