E3 (but not really) 2022

[Mister Ferro]

But can we land on the Sun?

 

[trent]

It doesn't matter how big it is if it's full of nothing.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

"we can't wait for you to buy this 10 times over the next 5 years" - Todd

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

And how much of these planets is just boring radiant quests?

 

[NoonmanR]

Ah yes talk in your marketer voice some more todd.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

HE KNOWS WE LOVE HIS LIES

 

[Pissmaster]

"Over 1000 planets, all open, for you to explore"

Todd "Tell Me Lies" Howard setting himself up big time holy shit

 

[The Last Stand]

SIXTEEN TIMES THE DETAIL

Over ONE THOUSAND PLANETS

 

[Coolio55]

Woah, a bunch of empty wastelands to fart about in! Much cooler than a hand designed world of reasonable size!

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Todd Howard is the modern Peter Molyneux

Still waiting for Black and White 3...

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I want to believe, but Todd has lied to me too many times.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

SIXTEEN TIMES THE DETAIL

SIXTEEN MILLION TIMES THE MAPS

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

"You can fully explore all the planets in this system and in 100 other systems". Fuck off Todd, you can't lie to me like that. Try being more realistic and I'll believe you.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

The modern Peter Molyneux

 

[Blitzsneed]

>a thousand systems
Sure Todd.

 

[FatMebius]

SEE THAT PLANET. YOU CAN EXPLORE IT.

It'll all just be lazy rehashed asset planets. That is just an insanely bold-faced lie.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

"we can't wait for you to buy this 10 times over the next 5 years" - Todd

we'll be playing this until the 2040s my friend.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

>2023

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Starfield looks really MEH

 

[Point Man]

If I can't be a murderous raider and nuke the good guys then I don't want it.