E3 (but not really) 2022

[The Last Stand]

Kingdom Come: Deliverance, but a visual novel/point n click. Meh, looks alright.

Technically, it has medieval women so I'll count it.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

Oh joy, another comedy-relief robot

Pretty sure that's the same voice as Claptrap too

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Why does Microsoft keep pushing this shit game Grounded ?

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Microsoft makes more kids shit than Nintendo at this point

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I love how Microsoft every year pads out their lack of exclusives or captivating AAA titles with indie garbage.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[Point Man]

The robots look cool, but then I saw the woman with magical superpowers and lost interest, tired of this post apocalyptic YA novel type shit.

 

[The Last Stand]

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What is with this trend of advertising the number of players in your game?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Prince of Persia but starring woke bitch. Pass.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Wait...wasn't there some gay 2D game where you were a blob that moved through shadows shown the other day?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

What edgelord nonsense is this?

 

[Point Man]

This is some hyper edgy vampite shit dude, I'm down for it.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[Kramer on the phone]

its been an hour and its a lot of crap, maybe 3 games i'd enjoy

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

I wonder how the PC gaming show is going to pan out because mentally I'm checked out.

PCGS has often been garbage. I can't imagine how much worse it will be this year.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I just want to say, I don't have a problem with these stylistic artstyles.

But the fact XSX was billed as the most powerful console ever and Microsoft doesn't release a single 4K ultra realistic graphic game or whatever (besides Forza) really makes me think they just want you to buy the Series S.

 

[The Last Stand]

Am I watching a games showcase or a MOVIE showcase?

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Strong female character looks like someone that would have a thread on the farms.

 

[SalmonForSale]

Why is it always side shaved? Are there truly no other hairstyles?