E3 (but not really) 2022

[Celebrate Nite]

... this is going to be nothing but SJW shit, isn't it?

 

[trent]

Oh wow, this is fucking awful.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

I started watching Tribeca. The first video had some cow going on about race in the work environment and I tapped out. I just can't take any more woke bullshit.

Save us Nintendo. Release Advance Wars so I can conquer the Ukraine.

 

[trent]

One of the games had "Drumfp" and "Covfefe" on signs in the background.

This has to be a parody of SJWs.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Fuck This! I can't listen to the pretentious dialogue anymore from these hipster fucks

Spoiler: Here's the game list on their website that they are taking FOREVER to describe

 

[CIS White Droid]

The puzzle based cooking game element of Venba seems neat. The "struggles of immigrants" story is unnecessary and made me lose all interest in the game.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

>E3 2022
>TV shows about already existing video game franchises
>new video games that are copies or reskins of other video game franchises
>more representation of video games than actual gamers

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Where is this man when you need him?

Especially when A Way Out and It Takes Two actually had a neat gameplay conciet.

 

[huecoffs02]

Why would Oxenfree be here. I mean, it's ArTiStiC but holy shit not like this.

Oxenfree, Plague and Arcadia are the only decent looking from that list I guess.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

I was out of town with family, what did I miss? I'll take a bet that the medium rare steak I had was better than anything shown.

 

[trent]

I liked the first plague tale but this looks really similar.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Tribeca is a movie studio that is in the business of making video games.

Meanwhile, I was being smugly talked down by fellow gamers years ago when they claimed that Hollywood would never get in the business of wanting to make video games “realistic” and “cinematic“.

How times have changed.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

Tribeca is a movie studio that is in the business of making video games.

Meanwhile, I was being smugly talked down by fellow gamers years ago when they claimed that Hollywood would never get in the business of wanting to make video games “realistic” and “cinematic“.

How times have changed.

Only now you say they've tried that? you don't remember the "cinematic platformer" craze of the 90s? they've been doing this type of shit for decades.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

you don't remember the "cinematic platformer" craze of the 90s?

if you're talking about FMV games, at least those had some charm to them, as shitty as they were.

I'd rather play shit like The Ripper, Phantasmagoria 2, and Sewer Shark anytime over the shit they're spewing out now.

 

[trent]

The irony of Cuphead being in this presentation when cartoons from the period it is influenced by were almost comically racist.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Sounds like today was a good day to do all my medical shit and errands.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

if you're talking about FMV games, at least those had some charm to them, as shitty as they were.

I'd rather play shit like The Ripper, Phantasmagoria 2, and Sewer Shark anytime over the shit they're spewing out now.

>mfw when people are paying as much for a PS5 as people did for a Sega CD/3DO and are getting the exact same shitty semi "cinematic" games.
Is it sad the one sony game that legit interested me was Returnal?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Only now you say they've tried that? you don't remember the "cinematic platformer" craze of the 90s? they've been doing this type of shit for decades.

At least compared to today, the 90’s at least were trying to be fun, even if it did turned into a downfall.

There‘s no fun being allowed today because this became reality:

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

At least compared to today, the 90’s at least were trying to be fun, even if it did turned into a downfall.

There‘s no fun being allowed today because this became reality:

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fair enough, even though I don't care for that era of DOS jank platformers, at least it was an attempt.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

How exactly did all these faggots and troons get into gaming if they hated gaming so much?