E3 (but not really) 2022

[Wood]

The only thing that I look forward to is unironically the cat sim. Hope it's good lol

 

[Soycast Guy]

hipster faggots is what went wrong with indie gaming.

Although even back then, there were a few speckles of SJW dumb-fuckery. Dina from MightyNo9 being one of them.

Indie games will never be what they once were. That entire section of gaming is full of faggots. We’ll never get something quite to the level of Hollow Knight again.

 

[I don't swear]

FTFY. Xbox is gonna be meh at best.

I can't take this blasphemy (me denying console was the wrong choice far too late).

 

[IrishGuy088]

When is the Nintendo Direct?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

When is the Nintendo Direct?

June 14th at 12PM IF they actually have a show.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

since when did dead space become a gene? either way 2/10.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

>Devolver immediately ironically shitting on livestream countdowns
Starting off big, I see

EDIT: i take it back, this is annoying now

 

[CIS White Droid]

Oh great... They're using the same un-funny schtick again. When will they learn to just show off the games.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Starting off with cal-arts cancer

 

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[Celebrate Nite]

......... what the fuck is this show?

Who the fuck on the writing team thought "sonic the hedgehog having sex with that lady from resident evil" was a good idea?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Ah, back from the barber, did I miss anything from Summer Gay Fest?
>New TLOU 1 Turbo Hyper Rainbow Champion's Edition was their big show-stopping finale

I can't take this blasphemy (me denying console was the wrong choice far too late).

Hey, it's never too late. You can always scalp yours on eBay and build a PC with the cash.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

I’ll take a parody of corps sucking themselves off over actually corps sucking themselves off.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[Point Man]

i want a tom clancy's animal crossing shirt

 

[Pissmaster]

The sense of humor here is really aimed at 12 year olds. Asian lady comes out and says a buncha slurs, deploy laughter ha ha ha. Congrats to all the actual children out there who got a laugh out of this.

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looks okay, maybe even high effort and fairly creative but sadly unremarkable. I hope it turns out well

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Did the Devolver chick hit a fucking wall, or was I simply blind and now can see after finding God again?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Tony Hawk Glass Origami thing

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

That “skate out of hell as a demon made of glass and pain” seems fun.

 

[Slightly Apathetic Mario]

what the fuck happened to Devolver Digital? I remember them as just publishing neat indie games from smaller devs, what the fuck happened, they're like the AAA of indie game studios.