E3 (but not really) 2022

[CIS White Droid]

How did Oxenfree look? Didn't get to see it.

TBH I wasn't paying much attention to it because the VA was trash.

 

[Point Man]

is there a stream going on? nothing's showing on the game awards yt channel

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

is there a stream going on? nothing's showing on the game awards yt channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tp7JruVVY4M

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Save us Nintendo. Release Advance Wars so I can conquer the Ukraine.

Yo, imagine if NInty shadow-drops it the day of the Direct. The fucking salt it would generate. "REEEEEEEEE WE'RE STILL IN A WAR, WHY ARE YOU RELEASING IT?!" Fuck, I want them to do that now, and I'm not even an Advance Wars fan.

Fuck This! I can't listen to the pretentious dialogue anymore from these hipster fucks

Spoiler: Here's the game list on their website that they are taking FOREVER to describe

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Not content with ripping off Cartoon Network, indie "game developers" are also ripping off Nickelodeon.

Doesn't seem like a survival game. Gives me more of a Dreamfall vibe.

These games wish they could be The Longest Journey and Dreamfall.

 

[huecoffs02]

Oh look another quirky top-down pixel art game

 

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[trent]

Talking about grinding like it's a positive thing.

 

[Nobunaga]

This fucking industry is dead, and trannies killed it

 

[huecoffs02]

Look what if we mix Zelda and Pokemon MAAAAAAAAAN OMYGOD

4 sluts?

 

[Point Man]

"changes their design" literally all of them are just recolors of the original monsters lmfao

 

[trent]

Cyberpunk enter the gungeon.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[huecoffs02]

"How many game-genres/developer lingo can I fit in here"

EDIT: The animations look neat though. But this guy seriously didn't really prepare anything for this right? He is ad-libing.

 

[trent]

Seriously, why do all of these fuckers sound so bored?

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

I don't know, if I was going to do a talk on a game I developed I'd probably not do it in my bed room, but if I did I'd make my bed and remove the movie posters from the walls

 

[huecoffs02]

This looks fun to stream.

OH MY GOD CAN"T YOU GET A FUCKING MIC?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

An Indie Dev actually said this
These are the people making "games" in current year

 

[trent]

Wacky Physics Game #962

 

[MooseGump]

Seriously, why do all of these fuckers sound so bored?

You can only make the same type of game sound so exciting over and over

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

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"You will suck my girldick.....

...and you WILL like it."

"BIGOT."