E3 (but not really) 2022

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Fuck off Tim Schaffer

Tim Schaffer is fat and I would not have sex with him or that "woman"

 

[Pissmaster]

>when you set up your office in the middle of an IKEA

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Tim Schaffer is fat and I would not have sex with him or that "woman"

better not because you might get SOY-AIDS

 

[Toolbox]

This is some DEEP ART

get it? time flies??? YOU DIE!

 

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Why are they showing off Itch.io games?

 

[trent]

So it's all just going to be deeply mediocre-at-best indiewank for the rest of the day?

 

[Pissmaster]

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"What if depressed faggots got ahold of a Macintosh Classic and learned how to make games in Hypercard?"

 

[Toolbox]

Why are they showing off Itch.io games?

The dev here made one game that got played by gaming youtubers a few years ago. That's the only reason I could say he's here.

 

[Miller]

Just like Todd Howard and Skyrim remaster

YOU VILL BUY THE NEW NEW NEW REMASTER OF SKYRIM

 

[Celebrate Nite]

So it's all just going to be deeply mediocre-at-best indiewank for the rest of the day?

Seems So

 

[Din Djarin]

Only watching TLOU for Pedro Pascal. Now that there's a remaster coming out I might check out the games, but I don't know if it's worth it. Anyways, I'm glad this thread exists so I can find out what's happening.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

If it's like dark side scrollers, but the vibe is totally different, it's just a fucking side scroller you nog

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Oh great, Devolver is back.

Edit: World Premiere? WTF I've seen this Neon White game before I swear...I'm pretty sure it was on a Nintendo Direct.

There was speedrunning mentioned in that trailer. Is the dev a troon? The deckbuilding and weird VN shit is also setting off red flags.

 

[Basic Blonde Boy]

Welcome to the Lanar System dudes.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

The dev here made one game that got played by gaming youtubers a few years ago. That's the only reason I could say he's here.

"Manlybadasshero played my game and some kid saw it and had his dad throw money at me."

 

[Toolbox]

is this really just the last guardian but 2d?

 

[IKOL]

Urgh... okay, so... let me get this straight...

So far we have...
a shit-tier MW sequel that, basically, is leeching on old entries, judging by every bit of the "gameplay"...
A lot of animu...
UNCANNY WARFRAME FACES
trannie row... literally. Seriosly how hard it was to make a symphatetic, not faggot looking main characters?
Darktide that is just a reskin of Vermintide if you'd think about.
tlou part 1 goes to PS5 and PC, we're getting another shitty live series and...
the Dead Space clone
Reddit simulator
Dead memes necroraised (goat simulator)
UKRAINE MENTION
Has someone says "blyat" in the end or was I misheard that bit?
and... whatver that fly faggotry was?

... remind me how's 2022 is great for the gaming industry, again?

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

is this really just the last guardian but 2d?

My idea of just ripping off Metal Gear Solid but making it not gay as fuck is starting to seem more and more viable each passing year.